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dazzling · 07-03-2011, 04:49 AM

Google has closed down its page rank. In keeping with the recent Panda update, Google have moved to a new ranking system they are calling Pigeon Rank. You can read the details at Google direct.....
http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html

ottopottomouse · 07-03-2011, 04:51 AM

Can I have a go of your time machine please?

dazzling · 07-03-2011, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Can I have a go of your time machine please?

They have been a bit slow releasing it, but 9 years wait is worth it.

Harmon · 07-03-2011, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by dazzling

They have been a bit slow releasing it, but 9 years wait is worth it.

Look at the bottom of that page man:

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Note: This page was posted for April Fool's Day - 2002

sponsorpimp · 07-03-2011, 05:15 AM

dazzling · 07-03-2011, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Look at the bottom of that page man:

Nop, that must just be that Anonymous Group, they just hacked the page and put that at the bottom. They want Google to go back to the original Pr Ranking. But Im on Googles side on this one. Its pigeon rank for me.

seeandsee · 07-03-2011, 05:46 AM

yeah google will dismiss pr system, what for...

sponsorpimp · 07-03-2011, 05:47 AM

Take a look here on wikipedia Tells you all about the "This page was posted for April Fool's Day - 2002"

sponsorpimp · 07-03-2011, 05:51 AM

Pigeon defecates on a Google Street view camera

Photographs taken for Google's Street View service showed the pigeon defecting on the screen of the Street view car in Los Angeles.

Full Story:

bloggerz · 07-03-2011, 06:42 AM

Note: This page was posted for April Fool's Day - 2002.

Internet User · 07-03-2011, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by dazzling

Google has closed down its page rank. In keeping with the recent Panda update, Google have moved to a new ranking system they are calling Pigeon Rank. You can read the details at Google direct.....
http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html

marlboroack · 07-03-2011, 07:11 AM

Epic fail...

CyberHustler · 07-03-2011, 07:33 AM

SGS · 07-03-2011, 07:35 AM

Any news on the titanic yet?

Barry-xlovecam · 07-03-2011, 07:41 AM

Nicky · 07-03-2011, 08:58 AM

Insert time chart pic

Harmon · 07-03-2011, 08:59 AM

Spacedog... ICQ bot... fight... this thread could be epic

Serge Litehead · 07-03-2011, 09:14 AM

Google has also decided to rollback GooglePreferredID for faster indexing and improved search positioning

B.Barnato · 07-03-2011, 09:33 AM

GFY: The place where experts come to discuss almost decade old April Fool's pranks.

woj · 07-03-2011, 09:48 AM

wow

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Splum · 07-03-2011, 10:06 AM

Pagerank means NOTHING lol that spoof is more spot on than you guys think.

biskoppen · 07-03-2011, 10:15 AM

Links pulled

Best-In-BC · 07-03-2011, 10:31 AM

rofl, lol

icymelon · 07-03-2011, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SGS

Any news on the titanic yet?

it sank in the artic

B.Barnato · 07-03-2011, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by icymelon

it sank in the artic

dammit! sad to hear

epitome · 07-03-2011, 11:11 AM

The guy that came up with that has a book out now about Google.

Forget his name -- as well as the books name -- but it looks pretty interesting. As far as I can tell, he ran marketing for Google since just about the beginning.

Google around and try to find it if you're into that kind of stuff.

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