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garce · 06-28-2011, 06:29 PM

I use garce.org as one of my emails. Every day, I get at least a dozen emails from religious idiots too busy whacking off to Jesus to realize that they've sent their email to garce.org instead of grace.org

Today - and the reason why I'm posting this - I received an insane number of "Linked In" requests because these God fags can't fucking spell or read.

I receive shitloads of personal information, I receive purchase receipts (if you buy something online, check your fucking email...), I receive tons of very personal information from American religious institutions. It doesn't matter that I tell them to stop fucking mailing me, these lunatics blindly go on sending email to strangers.

I've had it with these fucking illiterate religious wingnuts. I've tried contacting them and I've tried telling them that they have the wrong email address and the idiots STILL type in "[email protected]" as their email address.

So, what do I do? I think I'm going to host the most legally disgusting porn I can get away with. Fucking idiots.

B.Barnato · 06-28-2011, 06:40 PM

have you prayed about it?

rowan · 06-28-2011, 06:43 PM

Do you have a catch-all setup that forwards you <anything>@garce.org? Drop that and start bouncing them, optionally with a rude message appended. ;)

AndreaM · 06-28-2011, 06:52 PM

That would be entirely too much fun to build.

rowan · 06-28-2011, 07:02 PM

Create a plausible looking religious site that has computer generated babble on it. Like this:

She beareth shall succeed in the land of egypt said unto them, what seemeth thee good; tarry until thou come to him. Eat nothing that is of the tent, but found not the lord your god, and over the hundreds, and the anger of the prophets that were in the morning, to return into the wilderness. Dan even to beersheba, and number ye the heads of the lord, died, being an hundred and fifty, and the sons of gomer; ashkenaz, and riphath, and togarmah. Peradventure he will bring seven times more plagues upon thine house, and have taken the images, and cast it on the burnt offering, and cut the bullock which was given him in a grove; and asa did that which pertaineth to his tribe and to keep his commandments, which the lord will not give unto us. Glory of the old because of sarai abram's wife took hagar her maid the egyptian, and hid them with stones.

Unto the woman, and all the house of their fathers, even epher, and ishi, and eliel, and azriel, and jeremiah, and hodaviah, and jahdiel, mighty men which were on the day thou art come into the house of the young man thrust him through, and he gave him to go unto mine own land of egypt. Thy servants, to whom thou lovest, and get into the camp. And they said unto her, two nations are in gibeah, or in ramah.

(This is a markov rendition of the king james bible; a better input would be feeding it rants from religious nuts)

I bet they'd lap it up either way.

Make it a preview and sell the rest as an e-book.

B.Barnato · 06-28-2011, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

Create a plausible looking religious site that has computer generated babble on it. Like this:

She beareth shall succeed in the land of egypt said unto them, what seemeth thee good; tarry until thou come to him. Eat nothing that is of the tent, but found not the lord your god, and over the hundreds, and the anger of the prophets that were in the morning, to return into the wilderness. Dan even to beersheba, and number ye the heads of the lord, died, being an hundred and fifty, and the sons of gomer; ashkenaz, and riphath, and togarmah. Peradventure he will bring seven times more plagues upon thine house, and have taken the images, and cast it on the burnt offering, and cut the bullock which was given him in a grove; and asa did that which pertaineth to his tribe and to keep his commandments, which the lord will not give unto us. Glory of the old because of sarai abram's wife took hagar her maid the egyptian, and hid them with stones.

Unto the woman, and all the house of their fathers, even epher, and ishi, and eliel, and azriel, and jeremiah, and hodaviah, and jahdiel, mighty men which were on the day thou art come into the house of the young man thrust him through, and he gave him to go unto mine own land of egypt. Thy servants, to whom thou lovest, and get into the camp. And they said unto her, two nations are in gibeah, or in ramah.

(This is a markov rendition of the king james bible; a better input would be feeding it rants from religious nuts)

I bet they'd lap it up either way.

Make it a preview and sell the rest as an e-book.

this is brilliant

uno · 06-28-2011, 07:14 PM

In case you missed it Duke Dollars just released Black on Black Crime. Either that or Ghetto Gaggers would be perfect.

06-28-2011, 06:29 PM	#1
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	I Have A Problem With Religious Fanatics and Garce.org I use garce.org as one of my emails. Every day, I get at least a dozen emails from religious idiots too busy whacking off to Jesus to realize that they've sent their email to garce.org instead of grace.org Today - and the reason why I'm posting this - I received an insane number of "Linked In" requests because these God fags can't fucking spell or read. I receive shitloads of personal information, I receive purchase receipts (if you buy something online, check your fucking email...), I receive tons of very personal information from American religious institutions. It doesn't matter that I tell them to stop fucking mailing me, these lunatics blindly go on sending email to strangers. I've had it with these fucking illiterate religious wingnuts. I've tried contacting them and I've tried telling them that they have the wrong email address and the idiots STILL type in "[email protected]" as their email address. So, what do I do? I think I'm going to host the most legally disgusting porn I can get away with. Fucking idiots.

06-28-2011, 06:52 PM	#4
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06-28-2011, 07:14 PM	#7
uno RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NYC Area Posts: 18,450	In case you missed it Duke Dollars just released Black on Black Crime. Either that or Ghetto Gaggers would be perfect. __________________ -uno icq: 111-914 CrazyBabe.com - porn art MojoHost - For all your hosting needs, present and future. Tell them I sent ya!

06-28-2011, 06:40 PM	#2
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	have you prayed about it?

06-28-2011, 06:43 PM	#3
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Do you have a catch-all setup that forwards you <anything>@garce.org? Drop that and start bouncing them, optionally with a rude message appended. ;)

06-28-2011, 07:02 PM	#5
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Create a plausible looking religious site that has computer generated babble on it. Like this: She beareth shall succeed in the land of egypt said unto them, what seemeth thee good; tarry until thou come to him. Eat nothing that is of the tent, but found not the lord your god, and over the hundreds, and the anger of the prophets that were in the morning, to return into the wilderness. Dan even to beersheba, and number ye the heads of the lord, died, being an hundred and fifty, and the sons of gomer; ashkenaz, and riphath, and togarmah. Peradventure he will bring seven times more plagues upon thine house, and have taken the images, and cast it on the burnt offering, and cut the bullock which was given him in a grove; and asa did that which pertaineth to his tribe and to keep his commandments, which the lord will not give unto us. Glory of the old because of sarai abram's wife took hagar her maid the egyptian, and hid them with stones. Unto the woman, and all the house of their fathers, even epher, and ishi, and eliel, and azriel, and jeremiah, and hodaviah, and jahdiel, mighty men which were on the day thou art come into the house of the young man thrust him through, and he gave him to go unto mine own land of egypt. Thy servants, to whom thou lovest, and get into the camp. And they said unto her, two nations are in gibeah, or in ramah. (This is a markov rendition of the king james bible; a better input would be feeding it rants from religious nuts) I bet they'd lap it up either way. Make it a preview and sell the rest as an e-book.