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  • The Porn Nerd
    Living The Dream
    • Jun 2009
    • 19804
    #1

    Fuck You Jimmy Stewart!

    "It's a Wonderful Life"? Yeah, Bah Humbug you Banker fuck Jimmy Stewart. Eat my jingle bell Christmas balls.

    What is that movie really about? Awww, poor Jimmy: He wants to travel the world and seek adventure! Date pretty girls and do amazing things! But he gets stuck in shitty little Nowheresville the rest of his life, and....

    Marries a hot babe
    Has four cute-as-a-button kids (ZouZou's petals! Aww Zouzou....)
    Has a hot "friend" he may or may not be boinking but helps out financially (wink)
    His brother is a fucking war hero
    He lives in a great, old house that's worth, what, a mil+ in today's economy?
    Everyone loves him and owes him their homes, because....
    He owns a fucking BANK.

    So he gets wrapped up in a nasty little accounting "scandal" that could easily be cleared up with some lawyering and/or some fines paid. But oh no! It's a fucking catastrophe and poor old Jimmy has to try and kill himself. Give me a fucking break.

    Fuck you Jimmy Stewart. You should've been happy with all I listed above BEFORE any problems with the bank, which you OWN motherfucker, and shouldn't need the help of some fucked-up low-level angel wannabe to save your sorry ass, literally. So before this whole angel/suicide thing you were what....a clueless asshole?

    Fuck you Jimmy Stewart.
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    • Coup
      🚨 PBBC International 🚨
      • Apr 2010
      • 9931
      #2
      Not to mention a filthy draft dodger. Boohoo my poor ear. Whatta coward.

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        • docputer
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2006
          • 1103
          #3
          He flew combat missions in WWII. Retired a Brigadier General. How is that draft dodging?

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            • Coup
              🚨 PBBC International 🚨
              • Apr 2010
              • 9931
              #4
              Originally posted by docputer
              He flew combat missions in WWII. Retired a Brigadier General. How is that draft dodging?
              Jokes, you just don't get them. How sad.

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                • theking
                  Nice Kitty
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 21053
                  #5
                  Originally posted by docputer
                  He flew combat missions in WWII. Retired a Brigadier General. How is that draft dodging?
                  He also went on a mission over Vietnam...and was actually a retired Major General...2 stars.
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                    • The Porn Nerd
                      Living The Dream
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 19804
                      #6
                      Originally posted by docputer
                      He flew combat missions in WWII. Retired a Brigadier General. How is that draft dodging?
                      Originally posted by theking
                      He also went on a mission over Vietnam...and was actually a retired Major General...2 stars.
                      It's comments like these which are the cause of much of my online bad attitude anxiety disorder days. Sigh.
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                        • CDSmith
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                          • May 2001
                          • 51460
                          #7
                          His character in that other one was even more useless. Old west flick with the loud mouthed blowhard who picks on poor lil wimpy J-J-Jimmy S-S-Stewart. Fucker didn't even shoot Liberty Valance, John Wayne did, but he took all the credit.

                          Why I outta drive down to Glendale and bitchslap his headstone.
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                            • JFK
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                              • Jan 2002
                              • 67369
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Coup
                              Jokes, you just don't get them. How sad.

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                                • The Porn Nerd
                                  Living The Dream
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 19804
                                  #9
                                  I would seriously fuck his wife in that flic, tho. No wonder they had four kids.
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                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 94181
                                      #10

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