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d-null 06-27-2011 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 18241318)
Just wait until teen/early-twenty girls start calling you "Sir"... you'll wanna slit your wrists.

that is the worst, they don't realize how insulting a simple word like "sir" actually is :2 cents:

dyna mo 06-27-2011 08:26 AM

tyler's still got it!



catchy tune!

The Ghost 06-27-2011 11:17 AM

Maybe posted already ...


Alicia Silverstone - Born 1976 - almost 35
Liv Tyler - Born 1977 - she'll be 34 in a couple days

Nicky 06-27-2011 11:33 AM

I just realized I'm 28 years old. How the fuck did that happen?? :mad:

Mutt 06-27-2011 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18242888)
tyler's still got it!



catchy tune!

how the hell does he stay so skinny at over 60. he's definitely had work done on the face.

brassmonkey 06-27-2011 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 18243581)
how the hell does he stay so skinny at over 60. he's definitely had work done on the face.

have you heard him talk? he's probably hi on diet pills :helpme

fitzmulti 06-27-2011 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 18241325)
both are still fuckable.

Joe Rogan was talking about this kind of stuff on his podcast one day. He was saying that you could be a kid totally in love with someone like Barbara Bach from Dukes of Hazzard. You would cut off your finger to have sex with her. Then, as you both get older, there's a crossover point where you become the one she would beg to have sex with, and you wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole.

Catherine Bach. ;-)

baddog 06-27-2011 03:34 PM

40!?!?! Jeez, just put them to sleep already.

Rochard 06-27-2011 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 18241318)
Just wait until teen/early-twenty girls start calling you "Sir"... you'll wanna slit your wrists.

The chick behind the counter at the gas station called "sir" the other day. I looked her right in the eye and said "The next time you call me sir I'll bend you over my knees and spank your tight ass until your calling daddy between orgasms".

Tom_PM 06-27-2011 03:46 PM

Hey, when I see Fonzie selling reverse mortgages.. it's almost game over man.

dyna mo 06-27-2011 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 18243581)
how the hell does he stay so skinny at over 60. he's definitely had work done on the face.

i'm guessing a rug too. :winkwink: i was looking pretty close on american idol this year. dude looks xcllnt for 65ish.

Mutt 06-27-2011 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18243924)
i'm guessing a rug too. :winkwink: i was looking pretty close on american idol this year. dude looks xcllnt for 65ish.

i don't know about a rug, you can tell when a guy is starting to lose hair or recede and with him and Joe Perry, never noticed them ever losing hair at any stage in their career. they'd have had to be very clever and started doing something before anybody would notice.

but what do i know, i was in shock when Marv Albert was busted for sexual assault and he was bald in his mug shot - i honestly thought that mop of his was real. :1orglaugh

dyna mo 06-27-2011 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 18243958)
i don't know about a rug, you can tell when a guy is starting to lose hair or recede and with him and Joe Perry, never noticed them ever losing hair at any stage in their career. they'd have had to be very clever and started doing something before anybody would notice.

but what do i know, i was in shock when Marv Albert was busted for sexual assault and he was bald in his mug shot - i honestly thought that mop of his was real. :1orglaugh

you're prolly right. he kind of wears his hair forward a bit over the scalp line so i just went with that.

anyhoo, i like his new track a lot.

d-null 06-28-2011 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18243904)
The chick behind the counter at the gas station called "sir" the other day. I looked her right in the eye and said "The next time you call me sir I'll bend you over my knees and spank your tight ass until your calling daddy between orgasms".

you really said that?? how old was she though?


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