Thank god the days of blind dates are over

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  • camperjohn64
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 1531

    #1

    Thank god the days of blind dates are over

    So a female friend of mine trys to hook me up with a 40 year old friend of hers.

    me: "May I see a photo?"

    her: "Sorry no photo."

    me: "Thanks anyway."

    Then my friend trys to tell me how she is such a special girl, and doesn't need a photo, how she makes good money, has a PHD etc.

    All I can think of, is that in 2011, if a girl doesn't have a photo of herself there is a problem. I don't care how much money she makes or if she has managed to trick the education system into giving her 3 letters behind her name, neither of those compenstate for a prissy personality that "doesn't need to show her photo".

    Facebook, email, the digital camera - I am done with blind dates.
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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38940

    #2
    Are you so shallow, that looks are all that matter?


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    • camperjohn64
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2005
      • 1531

      #3
      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
      Are you so shallow, that looks are all that matter?
      Looks are important to most people. There is a very small niche for short, fat, ugly girls. I don't think those websites convert at all.

      Being tall, handsome, and athletic, I can afford to be discerning.

      I bet $50 you're not tall, handsome, and athletic...are you?
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      • B.Barnato
        So Fucking Banned
        • Nov 2010
        • 3618

        #4
        Maybe, just maybe she is a hottie who is not superficial and does not feel the need of plastering her face all over the world. That would be a bummer for sure.

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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38940

          #5
          Originally posted by camperjohn64
          I bet $50 you're not tall, handsome, and athletic...are you?



          You Decide... This is my TIT!


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          • Harmon
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            • Mar 2004
            • 20012

            #6
            Maybe she sucks a mean sweaty meat stick and will allow you to pound her stinky anus bloody raw... with a smile.
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            • CurrentlySober
              Too lazy to wipe my ass
              • Aug 2002
              • 38940

              #7
              Originally posted by camperjohn64
              There is a very small niche for short, fat, ugly girls. I don't think those websites convert at all.
              Who mentioned websites? I thought it was about a blind date?


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              • camperjohn64
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2005
                • 1531

                #8
                Originally posted by B.Barnato
                Maybe, just maybe she is a hottie who is not superficial and does not feel the need of plastering her face all over the world. That would be a bummer for sure.
                We know the odds on that one.
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                • camperjohn64
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 1531

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober


                  You Decide... This is my TIT!
                  I stand corrected. What's your number? :-)
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                  • CurrentlySober
                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 38940

                    #10
                    Originally posted by camperjohn64
                    I stand corrected. What's your number? :-)
                    A/S/L ???? !!!!111oneoneone


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                    • Chosen
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 63151

                      #11

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                      • pornmasta
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 20015

                        #12
                        I can't afford a girl without a picture

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                        • garce
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 7103

                          #13
                          Take the good job and PHD, and then go and fuck anything that breathes.

                          Women have been marrying wealthy, old, and ugly men for centuries. Its their "Modus Operandi" Go for the security, fuck whatever you want - and use her money to facilitate it.

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                          • L-Pink
                            working on my tan
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 39151

                            #14
                            I've always had a fetish for blind dates. The sex is incredible, you can pick you nose whenever you want, they don't give a shit what tv show you watch. Though it is a bit creepy when they do that Stevie Wonder swaying of their head.

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                            • camperjohn64
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 1531

                              #15
                              Originally posted by garce
                              Take the good job and PHD, and then go and fuck anything that breathes.

                              Women have been marrying wealthy, old, and ugly men for centuries. Its their "Modus Operandi" Go for the security, fuck whatever you want - and use her money to facilitate it.
                              I'm already doing that...with another girl.
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                              • shimmy2
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                                • Mar 2009
                                • 3271

                                #16
                                lol@ american girls. travel dude, broads are better abroad
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