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brassmonkey · 06-23-2011, 07:20 AM

Horse Semen Shots

We're not exactly sure how someone goes about concocting an apple-infused horse semen shot, but apparently they are all the rage at Green Man Pub in Wellington, New Zealand. The shots were created as the pub's entry in the 14th annual Monteith's Beer & Wild Food Challenge.

The horse semen is proving more popular with women, although "a couple of them were worried they might bear children with long faces," chef Jason Varley told The Dominion. Men have been less enthusiastic about the beverage, though one brave male described the semen to be "like custard."

Horse semen isn't new to New Zealanders. This past March, the Hokitika Wild Foods Festival offered the drink as it came, or in cherry, licorice or banoffee pie flavors. "It is sort of quirky, I suppose," a festival organizer told AOL News.

The pub pays $300 for 20 vials of semen, which could be a pricey investment if people keep wanting to sample the drink. "No one's addicted to it, lets put it that way," said Varley.

seeandsee · 06-23-2011, 07:22 AM

what the fuck is with people

CaptainHowdy · 06-23-2011, 07:23 AM

Sophie Delancey · 06-23-2011, 07:25 AM

I like a good cumshot as much as the next girl, but I think I'll pass. The equine thing is a bit of a turn-off.

brassmonkey · 06-23-2011, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

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L-Pink · 06-23-2011, 07:36 AM

If I buy on of those for my date do I hand it to her to drink or do I throw it in her face?

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brassmonkey · 06-23-2011, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

If I buy on of those for my date do I hand it to her to drink or do I throw it in her face?

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you buy two she drinks one then you splash her with the other one.

cooldude7 · 06-23-2011, 09:27 AM

yikes....

brassmonkey · 06-23-2011, 09:58 AM

Jackass 2 sperm drinking

RebelR · 06-23-2011, 10:36 AM

As the owner of horses, we have bred ours and I can tell you that you can smell it from several feet away, and it smells vile. No idea how they can entertain the idea of drinking it. First breast milk ice cream in the UK.. and now horse semen shots in NZ.. what's wrong with people?

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brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 77,258	Want a shot?? Taste 'Like Custard' Horse Semen Shots We're not exactly sure how someone goes about concocting an apple-infused horse semen shot, but apparently they are all the rage at Green Man Pub in Wellington, New Zealand. The shots were created as the pub's entry in the 14th annual Monteith's Beer & Wild Food Challenge. The horse semen is proving more popular with women, although "a couple of them were worried they might bear children with long faces," chef Jason Varley told The Dominion. Men have been less enthusiastic about the beverage, though one brave male described the semen to be "like custard." Horse semen isn't new to New Zealanders. This past March, the Hokitika Wild Foods Festival offered the drink as it came, or in cherry, licorice or banoffee pie flavors. "It is sort of quirky, I suppose," a festival organizer told AOL News. The pub pays $300 for 20 vials of semen, which could be a pricey investment if people keep wanting to sample the drink. "No one's addicted to it, lets put it that way," said Varley. __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law! DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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