What ever happened to...DankCash? - GoFuckYourself.com

candyflip · 01-26-2003, 01:47 PM

I signed up via their form and have heard nothing back from them. I also had a side deal with Alan, no return of email or IM from him for over a week now. Has anyone else had any luck, or were they all just pulling our legs?

B40 · 01-26-2003, 03:30 PM

candyflip · 01-26-2003, 03:31 PM

I probably should have seen this coming.

picindex · 01-26-2003, 03:34 PM

It is run by some 10 year olds... what do you expect?

candyflip · 01-26-2003, 03:37 PM

My dog wants to know if he can get in on the DankCash action

jimmyf · 01-26-2003, 03:57 PM

who's DankCash?

Babaganoosh · 01-26-2003, 04:00 PM

Haha, dankcash was a joke. Just a bunch of guys being funny. I guess not everyone got the joke.

Madball · 01-26-2003, 04:13 PM

Thank God I am promoting Pipecrewcash. Talk about a program with integrity.

pine · 01-26-2003, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by Madball
Thank God I am promoting Pipecrewcash. Talk about a program with integrity.

And how. They sent me this in the mail after my 1000th signup. Thank You Pipecrewcash!

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gornyhuy · 01-26-2003, 05:02 PM

The DankCash crew all had to go back to school after the holidays were over. Maybe if you catch them at Recess or lunch you can get their attention. Best bet is to hang out a their bus stop though before class.

Brujah · 01-26-2003, 05:36 PM

They found Jesus.

Mr.Fiction · 01-26-2003, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by Brujah
They found Jesus.

That asshole fucking up my recurring again?

Theo · 01-26-2003, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
The DankCash crew all had to go back to school after the holidays were over. Maybe if you catch them at Recess or lunch you can get their attention. Best bet is to hang out a their bus stop though before class.

LOL

Wizzurd · 01-26-2003, 09:51 PM

Candyflip,

Sorry, I'm not sure who you are but I'm usually in the office, Tel. 281-651-8782

I've been out this weekend but will be in the office tomorrow @ 9 AM. You can email [email protected] to get my AIM if you cannot reach me.

I won't respond to ridiculous posts here, DankCash is doing GREAT!

Either way, I apologize for any problems we've had getting in touch.

GO TAMPA BAY!@#E :-]

Alan J. Alvarado

BJ · 01-26-2003, 09:52 PM

we're here///..... yo.... yo... yo... 12...2...12... sign up yo

chupacabra · 01-26-2003, 09:59 PM

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I won't respond to ridiculous posts here, DankCash is doing GREAT!

haha, you guys crack me up... still waiting to here how you guys got around the Harris county SOB laws... you don't employ the 'southpark mexican' as your main talent recruiter perhaps, do you boys..? werd to ya mutha.

Wizzurd · 01-26-2003, 10:06 PM

::Yawnn::

Chupacabra find another place to start a fire, were not even located in Harris County lol

. You can register a domain to any place
you want buddy. Stop wasting your time you look foolish trying to start trouble.

I'm going to enjoy my Super Bowl Sunday!

Alan J. Alvarado

chupacabra · 01-26-2003, 10:24 PM

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...were not even located in Harris County lol

yeah, i know... as a mater of fact, after checking during you and your "posse's" last posting spree on GFY after internext, i found that there wasn't any S-corp under your stated comany name, at least not in the states... besides, the youngsters in your crew just plain pissed me off at internext, just a bunch of ass-hats, yo..

Wizzurd · 01-26-2003, 10:30 PM

Good for you Chupacabra, nobody cares.

We will continue to do business regardless what your opinions or false company assumptions are. Go search around for other corporations or whatever hobby it is you have lol

Get a life buddy. Leave us alone, we care not for your comments.

chupacabra · 01-26-2003, 10:40 PM

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Get a life buddy. Leave us alone, we care not for your comments.

oh! well, when you put it that way..! np. however, *please* do not tag my car or house or anything, we have enough gang problems on my side of the hood already... btw, you guys would not have invited ridicule if not for the actions/statements by some of your 'emplloyees', i could care less if an adult company employs minors... wouldn't dare do business w/ you, but again, i could care less..

Wizzurd · 01-26-2003, 10:43 PM

uhmmm.... good comeback. Once again we don't care for your opinions

Jimmy Kimmel LIVE!@ is it really supposed to compete with Letterman and Leno show? Watch it on ABC

chupacabra · 01-26-2003, 10:51 PM

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uhmmm.... good comeback.

thx, it is appreciated. i'm flatered to see you watching this thread w/ harried breath, pudgy fingers splayed and trembling waiting to respond.!

btw everybody, Mtv asia is playing some really cool all-kawaii bands right now, enjoy!

Wizzurd · 01-26-2003, 10:53 PM

Oh yeah I live to respond to you

get that stick out of your ass :-]

Wizzurd · 01-26-2003, 10:54 PM

Good show so far.

psyko514 · 01-26-2003, 10:56 PM

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do not tag my car or house or anything, we have enough gang problems on my side of the hood already

tagging is not gang-related. unless you live in an area heavily populated by latinos.

Rep · 01-26-2003, 10:59 PM

Business and Administrative Communication - Sixth Addition

go pick it up.

chupacabra · 01-26-2003, 11:01 PM

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Oh yeah I live to respond to you

meh, you actually do... thats great, thx!

detoxed · 01-26-2003, 11:03 PM

candyflip · 01-27-2003, 07:15 AM

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Originally posted by Wizzurd
Candyflip,

Sorry, I'm not sure who you are but I'm usually in the office, Tel. 281-651-8782

I've been out this weekend but will be in the office tomorrow @ 9 AM. You can email [email protected] to get my AIM if you cannot reach me.

I won't respond to ridiculous posts here, DankCash is doing GREAT!

Either way, I apologize for any problems we've had getting in touch.

GO TAMPA BAY!@#E :-]

Alan J. Alvarado

That's all I was hoping to do...draw you out. Thanks for responding...I'll give you a shout today

Wizzurd · 01-27-2003, 01:03 PM

Still waiting on you to call

I haven't gotten any new emails, I'm still not sure who you are.

Rich · 01-27-2003, 01:19 PM

You're actually going to send your traffic to some 14 year olds who made a little cash spamming CEN? Or better yet, ANYONE lame enough to wear a gold chain that says SPAM? Is that what someone serious about becomming a major player, and thinking long term, would do? Please explain the thought process that leads you to the desision to do business with these fucking clown shoes. And a side deal none the less, you must speak Ebonics.

No offense but you deserve whatever happens to you with dankcash, and trust me something will happen. Be very careful.

Wizzurd · 01-27-2003, 01:56 PM

Your opinion is respected, now let me continue doing business.

I'm 26 by the way, everyone who met me at the show, and those doing business with us, know that... heh

Nismo · 01-27-2003, 02:07 PM

yesternight they were 10 yrs old, today they are 14. if you're gonna talk shit about dank cash atleast get your lies straight.

J B · 01-27-2003, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by Wizzurd
... I'm 26 by the way, everyone who met me at the show, and those doing business with us, know that... heh

From
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=99635

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Originally posted by Wizzurd
..., I myself am 28. ...

BTW I emailed you several times about our account as it was never activated. A few of your webmasters asked us to add DankCash to StatsRemote but it's kind of hard without an account. If you're interested shoot me an email (jb AT statsremote.com) or hit me up on ICQ (see below)...

greentea · 01-27-2003, 02:24 PM

Dont know about the sites, but i spend mad cash on my dank

Fletch XXX · 01-27-2003, 02:26 PM

Constantly lying about their age on the board.

isnt that like the third time one of them has been busted posting different ages?

chupacabra · 01-27-2003, 02:28 PM

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isnt that like the third time one of them has been busted posting different ages?

heh..

Wizzurd · 01-27-2003, 02:31 PM

Talking to JB on ICQ, gimme a sec!!@#!@

Put the spotlight on chupacabra in the mean time , all he does is start crap anyways.

Dveron · 01-27-2003, 02:32 PM

LOL nice one JB

Makes you wonder if they lie about something as trivial as their ages what else is going on.

chupacabra · 01-27-2003, 02:36 PM

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Put the spotlight on chupacabra in the mean time , all he does is start crap anyways.

hehe... no, i'm just stoned and post-whoring. your just too easy a target when you contradict yourself. besides, i'm not a big *playa* like you guys, i'm nobody..!

Wizzurd · 01-27-2003, 02:38 PM

stoned eh lol

I hear it makes you extremely tired if you smoke early daytime.
Might help me out hehe jk

chupacabra · 01-27-2003, 02:39 PM

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Might help me out hehe jk

i'm just doing my part to keep you guys afloat, i'm assuming that my latest sack of dank probably crossed your desk at some point!

Wizzurd · 01-27-2003, 02:43 PM

hahah, TX has no good dank, everyone knows that. :-/

Fletch XXX · 01-27-2003, 02:43 PM

Hey Wizzurd how about we put the spotlight on why you lie about your age as well as your employees age and you are supposed to be one of the head program owners right? You've been busted more than once doing this.

People watch and pay attention on this board, more than you could imagine, and we rarely forget things.

Sly_RJ · 01-27-2003, 02:46 PM

Fletch never forgets.

Wizzurd · 01-27-2003, 02:46 PM

I never lied Fletch which is why I'm not giving excuses. Musta been on a bad day, I have nothing to hide, call me up :-)

281-651-8782 doing bizzzzzz

Rich · 01-27-2003, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nismo
yesternight they were 10 yrs old, today they are 14. if you're gonna talk shit about dank cash atleast get your lies straight.

I'm so glad you posted that.

Quote:

Originally posted by Wizzurd
Your opinion is respected, now let me continue doing business.

I'm 26 by the way, everyone who met me at the show, and those doing business with us, know that... heh

Hmm, sounds like a respectible guy. I'd do business with him. Why not, he sounds honest, and that's the most important thing in this business. Right Wizzurd? Why would anyone do business with someone who lies? I never would. Since Wizzurd isn't a lying, I'm going to start sending him a lot of signups. Sorry about my previous comments, you are in fact legit, and you DO NOT LIE to people who are sending you traffic.

Wizzurd · 01-27-2003, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Fletch never forgets.

Fletch is a good guy watching out for the world

candyflip · 01-27-2003, 03:05 PM

Wizz...I just PM'd you again. We talked this morning...you said you were on the line with epoch. Give me a shout if you're still on.

Rich · 01-27-2003, 03:11 PM

POSTED TWO WEEKS AGO IN ANOTHER THREAD BY "Wizzurd", President of this respectable program I'm talking about, dank cash.

Quote:

Originally posted by Wizzurd
What in the world are you guys talking about? There are no gangsters in DankCash or whatever. YTC is one of our new guys that we recruited in the last month. Do not represent or imagine every single one of us as a rapper now lol

He won The Players Ball contest and he got to be on stage.
We are proud of him and wish him the best on our team.
We conduct business in a professional manner, not everyone
here is 20, I myself am 28. A bunch of you need to get ahold of me to clear things up, call me up: 281-651-8782 If I'm not in
give my secretary my message but I'll get ahold of each
and every one of you. It was great meeting you in Vegas and see you very soon.

Alan J. Alvarado

DankCash Inc. President

Oh wait, he's a lying teenager with a fake id, who was 28 two weeks ago, and is now 26. Interesting. So, forget my previous statements, this guy has already lied to you, the people who are (apparently) sending him traffic. I wouldn't never do business with this guy, and I suggest anyone who does seriously reconsider wheather or not a program like this has your best interested in mind.

You trust these kids with your traffic? You trust them to be reliable enough to pay your bills every month? You're going to believe anything that comes out of this guys mouth after he's been busted lieing to the people who are supposed to trust him?

This isn't a fucking game kid, it's a business. Keep doing your little spam operation and noone gives a fuck, but when you start taking the responsibility of having webmasters trust you to pay them and not shave the shit out of them, you need to grow up. The President of a fucking affiliate program being caught lying a month after the program opens is not the best way to build trust.

01-26-2003, 01:47 PM	#1
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	What ever happened to...DankCash? I signed up via their form and have heard nothing back from them. I also had a side deal with Alan, no return of email or IM from him for over a week now. Has anyone else had any luck, or were they all just pulling our legs? __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

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01-26-2003, 04:13 PM	#8
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01-26-2003, 09:51 PM	#14
Wizzurd Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Somewhere on Earth Posts: 174	Candyflip, Sorry, I'm not sure who you are but I'm usually in the office, Tel. 281-651-8782 I've been out this weekend but will be in the office tomorrow @ 9 AM. You can email [email protected] to get my AIM if you cannot reach me. I won't respond to ridiculous posts here, DankCash is doing GREAT! Either way, I apologize for any problems we've had getting in touch. GO TAMPA BAY!@#E :-] Alan J. Alvarado

01-26-2003, 09:52 PM	#15
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01-26-2003, 10:06 PM	#17
Wizzurd Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Somewhere on Earth Posts: 174	::Yawnn:: Chupacabra find another place to start a fire, were not even located in Harris County lol . You can register a domain to any place you want buddy. Stop wasting your time you look foolish trying to start trouble. I'm going to enjoy my Super Bowl Sunday! Alan J. Alvarado

01-26-2003, 10:30 PM	#19
Wizzurd Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Somewhere on Earth Posts: 174	Good for you Chupacabra, nobody cares. We will continue to do business regardless what your opinions or false company assumptions are. Go search around for other corporations or whatever hobby it is you have lol Get a life buddy. Leave us alone, we care not for your comments.

01-26-2003, 10:43 PM	#21
Wizzurd Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Somewhere on Earth Posts: 174	uhmmm.... good comeback. Once again we don't care for your opinions Jimmy Kimmel LIVE!@ is it really supposed to compete with Letterman and Leno show? Watch it on ABC Last edited by Wizzurd; 01-26-2003 at 10:47 PM..

01-26-2003, 10:53 PM	#23
Wizzurd Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Somewhere on Earth Posts: 174	Oh yeah I live to respond to you get that stick out of your ass :-]

01-26-2003, 10:54 PM	#24
Wizzurd Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Somewhere on Earth Posts: 174	Good show so far.

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01-27-2003, 01:03 PM	#30
Wizzurd Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Somewhere on Earth Posts: 174	Still waiting on you to call I haven't gotten any new emails, I'm still not sure who you are.

01-27-2003, 01:19 PM	#31
Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	You're actually going to send your traffic to some 14 year olds who made a little cash spamming CEN? Or better yet, ANYONE lame enough to wear a gold chain that says SPAM? Is that what someone serious about becomming a major player, and thinking long term, would do? Please explain the thought process that leads you to the desision to do business with these fucking clown shoes. And a side deal none the less, you must speak Ebonics. No offense but you deserve whatever happens to you with dankcash, and trust me something will happen. Be very careful.

01-27-2003, 01:56 PM	#32
Wizzurd Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Somewhere on Earth Posts: 174	Your opinion is respected, now let me continue doing business. I'm 26 by the way, everyone who met me at the show, and those doing business with us, know that... heh Last edited by Wizzurd; 01-27-2003 at 01:58 PM..

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Constantly lying about their age on the board. isnt that like the third time one of them has been busted posting different ages?

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Wizzurd Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Somewhere on Earth Posts: 174	Talking to JB on ICQ, gimme a sec!!@#!@ Put the spotlight on chupacabra in the mean time , all he does is start crap anyways. Last edited by Wizzurd; 01-27-2003 at 02:32 PM..

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01-27-2003, 03:05 PM	#49
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	Wizz...I just PM'd you again. We talked this morning...you said you were on the line with epoch. Give me a shout if you're still on. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me