Obama At The White Sox Game - GoFuckYourself.com

SallyRand · 06-18-2011, 12:09 PM

Barack and Michelle Obama are at the White Sox game.

Sitting in the first row with the Secret Service people directly behind them, one of
The Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to the president. Barack stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head violently.

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from the owner of the team down to the bat boy. And...the fans would love it!"

So, Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that's what the people want."

He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, and screaming -- and the crowd goes wild, cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.

Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were right, I would have never believed that!"

Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!

HardlinkSells · 06-18-2011, 12:14 PM

Are you manly retarded?

HardlinkSells · 06-18-2011, 12:15 PM

Do I need to pay for your therapy services?

seeandsee · 06-18-2011, 12:16 PM

she is real bitch at the pitch

Wizzo · 06-18-2011, 12:24 PM

Does your unhealthy obsession with powerful black men only apply to the president or do others get you excited as well?

SallyRand · 06-18-2011, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

Does your unhealthy obsession with powerful black men only apply to the president or do others get you excited as well?

I take it that you think that Obama being black, or more correctly, half black exempts him from being the butt of jokes?

If so, he would be the only president in history to be so exempted.

cykoe6 · 06-18-2011, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

Barack and Michelle Obama are at the White Sox game.

Sitting in the first row with the Secret Service people directly behind them, one of
The Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to the president. Barack stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head violently.

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from the owner of the team down to the bat boy. And...the fans would love it!"

So, Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that's what the people want."

He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, and screaming -- and the crowd goes wild, cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.

Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were right, I would have never believed that!"

Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!

HardlinkSells · 06-18-2011, 12:57 PM

Do you have a penis

L-Pink · 06-18-2011, 12:58 PM

That was pretty funny.

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SallyRand · 06-18-2011, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

That was pretty funny.

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Thanks; I thought so!

DBS.US · 06-18-2011, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

That was pretty funny.

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Wizzo · 06-18-2011, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

I take it that you think that Obama being black, or more correctly, half black exempts him from being the butt of jokes?

If so, he would be the only president in history to be so exempted.

I think you are overly obsessed with the president and seems like you make multiple posts a day either belittling or crying about him, which in part why this country is where it is, because people on both sides are acting like 4year olds.

BTW, the joke was pretty good...

Coup · 06-18-2011, 03:00 PM

SallyRand · 06-18-2011, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo

I think you are overly obsessed with the president and seems like you make multiple posts a day either belittling or crying about him, which in part why this country is where it is, because people on both sides are acting like 4year olds.

BTW, the joke was pretty good...

No.

Wrong.

I am NOT "obsessed" with him but will do every legal thing within my power to prevent his re-election.

And yeah thanks, it is a really funny joke!

Thank you for looking.

GatorB · 06-18-2011, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

I am NOT "obsessed" with him

yes you are. Do you post anything but anti-Obama posts here? Ever post even ONE business related post?

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but will do every legal thing within my power to prevent his re-election.

So coming here pretending to be a chick then acting like a douche is going to get people to not vote for Obama? This is your grand plan? Honestly if I was against voting for Obama before I'd vote for him NOW just to piss on your cherrios.

papill0n · 06-18-2011, 04:34 PM

the fucking decrepit attention whore is back

Ronzo · 06-18-2011, 09:35 PM

Luv it!

SallyRand · 06-18-2011, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

yes you are. Do you post anything but anti-Obama posts here? Ever post even ONE business related post?

So coming here pretending to be a chick then acting like a douche is going to get people to not vote for Obama? This is your grand plan? Honestly if I was against voting for Obama before I'd vote for him NOW just to piss on your cherrios.

And you would, of course know how a "douche" acts?

Personal experience or what?

SallyRand · 06-18-2011, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

the fucking decrepit attention whore is back

Yeah, GatorB hasn't been around for a while................................

GatorB · 06-19-2011, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

And you would, of course know how a "douche" acts?

Personal experience or what?

Yes personal experience with reading posts here at GFY. Funny you never addressed the whole pretending to be a chick part.

dynastoned · 06-19-2011, 02:52 AM

i lol'd

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