Rather than offer Anthony Weiner a job.....

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  • Quentin
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    • Dec 2002
    • 1280

    #1

    Rather than offer Anthony Weiner a job.....

    .... I'm offering him, and other would-be porn stars among the world of celebrities and other social elites, a little friendly advice.

    Among other things, apparently all these porn-loving celebrities, athletes and politicians have not gotten the memo that self-shot stuff is passe.

    Those of us in the industry know that nowadays, the real money and glory is in porn parodies of mainstream movies and TV shows.

    Just think, if Anthony Weiner had just resisted the temptation to tweet his junk as a means of entering the world of porn, we might have been able to collaborate on something like this:






    It was an opportunity squandered, Tony... such a waste!
    Last edited by Quentin; 06-17-2011, 10:33 AM.
    Q. Boyer
  • JamesGw
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    • Apr 2011
    • 1237

    #2
    Well, at least the lessons has been learned. Those that follow in his footsteps will know better.
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    • Allison
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      • Jul 2001
      • 2068

      #3
      Originally posted by JamesGw
      Well, at least the lessons has been learned. Those that follow in his footsteps will know better.
      We'll see. Seems like there were plenty of opportunities for people to learn to not fuck up when in certain positions before.
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      • Quentin
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        • Dec 2002
        • 1280

        #4
        Originally posted by JamesGw
        Well, at least the lessons has been learned. Those that follow in his footsteps will know better.
        Let's hope so!

        I look forward to the day on which we receive an email from a Congressman or Senator that says something like: "Hey Pink Visual, I'm sick of being cooped up in my office all day, taking money from lobbyists and posing for awkward photos with students representing the Future Farmers of America... y'all got any need for 65 year-old, bespectacled, pot-bellied male porn talent?"

        I already have some potential names in mind for video series that we could build from such a collaboration:

        The Sinator
        Barely Legislative
        Congress... of the Mouth
        Her First Parliamentary Penetration


        And what fun would a Congress-themed porn series be without some performer names that match the theme? Imagine watching the likes of:

        Diane Finestain
        Barbara Boxxxer
        Nancy Pee-Losi
        Linda "Dirty" Sanchez


        And let's not forget the fellas, like:

        Jeff "Private" Sessions
        Ron Widen
        Fairy Craig
        (Senator by day, gay for pay by night!)


        This stuff writes itself!
        Q. Boyer

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        • Topbuxom Lea
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2004
          • 1313

          #5
          Originally posted by Quentin
          Let's hope so!

          I look forward to the day on which we receive an email from a Congressman or Senator that says something like: "Hey Pink Visual, I'm sick of being cooped up in my office all day, taking money from lobbyists and posing for awkward photos with students representing the Future Farmers of America... y'all got any need for 65 year-old, bespectacled, pot-bellied male porn talent?"

          I already have some potential names in mind for video series that we could build from such a collaboration:

          The Sinator
          Barely Legislative
          Congress... of the Mouth
          Her First Parliamentary Penetration


          And what fun would a Congress-themed porn series be without some performer names that match the theme? Imagine watching the likes of:

          Diane Finestain
          Barbara Boxxxer
          Nancy Pee-Losi
          Linda "Dirty" Sanchez


          And let's not forget the fellas, like:

          Jeff "Private" Sessions
          Ron Widen
          Fairy Craig
          (Senator by day, gay for pay by night!)


          This stuff writes itself!

          Q..you've outdone yourself really...you never cease to amaze me

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