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  • MrMaxwell
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    • Jul 2005
    • 10057
    #1

    My cum is bitter, lately.. want to fix it

    For the past week or less my lady friend says my loads are bitter... No major diet changes, drinking plenty of water... been eating iced cream for about a month now, when I didn't for a long long time.. could it be the dairy??

    Also sometimes if a woman is too aggressive with my balls when doing a blowjob I know that can make it "come out" bitter.. does that mean I'm broken? I've always been that way..

    The ONLY new thing I have been doing very recently is drinking this peach tea she makes.. Could that be doing it? Also I supplemented with some B, E, CM&Z and some things like that a couple of times recently (I found it in a suitcase I had - forgot it was around)

    I know vitamin supplements make me piss darker.. but could they be making my cum bitter?

    She still takes the whole load in her mouth, but cant swallow it when it's that bitter.. And I don't really care so long as she keeps sucking till I am done cumming, but I just feel better when my sperm tastes clean and healthy

    Thanks for any ideas!
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        • Agent 488
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          • Feb 2006
          • 22511
          #3
          maybe your taste buds are fucked.

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            • JD
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              • Sep 2003
              • 22651
              #4
              Pineapple juice works great Drink a glass a few hours prior to the the magic happin'

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                • L-Pink
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                  • Mar 2005
                  • 39151
                  #5
                  "my lady friend" sure ...........

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                    • MrMaxwell
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                      • Jul 2005
                      • 10057
                      #6
                      I hate pineapple juice, but I like to eat peaches.. and they really make it taste good.. but where can I get actual "peach juice"? Anywhere? And the peach tea is the only thing I have done different lately.

                      Now she thinks peach tea is made of peaches. I think, no, it's regular tea leaves with some peach flavor added... if it's tea leaves, that definitely could make it bitter, right?

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                        • Si
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                          • Feb 2008
                          • 13900
                          #7
                          Beer buddy!

                          Beer is one of the best things for making cum taste sweeter. I put mine on pancakes

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                            • amateurcanada
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                              • Jul 2001
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                              #8
                              dont eat asparagus? lol

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                                • Si
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                                  • Feb 2008
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by amateurcanada
                                  dont eat asparagus? lol
                                  Good advice! if you have anything dark, you need something fruity to counteract the bitterness.

                                  E.G. Eat spinach - drink juice / eat asparagus - also have fruit. Etc.

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                                    • MrMaxwell
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                                      • Jul 2005
                                      • 10057
                                      #10
                                      I did have some spinach / vinegar the other day... hell I forgot all about that ... I definitely see why both things would make it taste bitter. I know that dark greens can do that and vinegar, well, it's acidic.

                                      But I didn't have much... could it STILL be affecting the taste?

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                                        • MrMaxwell
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                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 10057
                                          #11
                                          PS: I don't SPONGE off of an anyone! I've paid for quite a few things since I've been staying here with this lady friend. What I am saving not renting that room pretty much went toward helping her with some things. I'm not going to come anywhere near paying half of everything, because I am not some fucking sucker, but I have been good to her (as she has, to me)

                                          And if I were out to SPONGE I would NOT be HERE. She hardly is making any money.

                                          Most of my lady friends make literally five to twenty times what she is making and would be GLAD to have me come and live with them. All for free, to me. I am not looking for that.

                                          I want MY OWN home.

                                          This works out fine, for now.. I've helped her financially, helped her get her life in order, she is great company, we make each other cum .... and I even spank her (which I could be charging for.. because I am GOOD.)

                                          We're very helpful to each other. An example is that a lot of the money I would have spent on the room, well that was spent on food for us both. See.
                                          Last edited by MrMaxwell; 06-16-2011, 01:31 PM.

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                                            • ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                              • Apr 2011
                                              • 1241
                                              #12
                                              Lady friend?

                                              Post proof!

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                                                • MrMaxwell
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                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 10057
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by ThatOtherGuy
                                                  Lady friend?

                                                  Post proof!

                                                  I'm not going to post pictures of my lady friend on fkn GFY of all places

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                                                    • zeuse
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                                                      • Oct 2005
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                                                      #14
                                                      Your bf is comparing the taste of your spunk to his other lovers.

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                                                        • d-null
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                                                          • Apr 2007
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                                                          #15

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                                                            • davecummings
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                                                              • Oct 2003
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                                                              #16
                                                              The advice about pineapple/pineapple juice is a good one -- make it part of your routine every day or two, in addition to consuming some 6-10 hours before you think she'll be swallowing.

                                                              And, yes, stay away fro asparagus.
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                                                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                  • Dec 2004
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Stop tasting your own cum ...

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                                                                    • V_RocKs
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                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                      • 32449
                                                                      #18
                                                                      They have high concentrate powders you can eat... It's like eating a teaspoon of lemonaid mix every day.

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                                                                        • MrMaxwell
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                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                          • 10057
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Okay I will definitely try the pineapple juice... I've heard that so much, but I hate drinking the shit... but it's worth it. And yes, I HAVE tasted my cum ... but just a bit, like when someone is tasting drugs. Just enough to know what it tastes like. I want to know. And no, that does not make me gay. LoL.

                                                                          The concentrated powders really mess with me.. they make me shit my brains out OR piss my brains off.. Like the vitamin C drink mixes and creatine powder.... not sure why (I only have one kidney and half of it doesn't work... not sure why it goes into overdrive when I do that creatine powder...)

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                                                                            • L-Pink
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                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                              • 39151
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I love it when girls complain about the taste of my man chowder or throat yogurt. It's like hey, you don't hear me complaining when I have to go down on your salty squid smelling dungeon of a cunt do you?


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                                                                                • joefriday
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                                                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                                                  • 1090
                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • Agent 488
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                                                                                      • Feb 2006
                                                                                      • 22511
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      from an evolutionary perspective cum is supposed to taste like crap so women wouldn't swallow it all and waste it.

                                                                                      don't fuck with evolution. don't turn your sperm into candy bar.

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                                                                                        • marlboroack
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                                                                                          • Jul 2010
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I think that means you have AIDS or something.

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                                                                                            • marlboroack
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                                                                                              • Jul 2010
                                                                                              • 9327
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Agent 488
                                                                                              from an evolutionary perspective cum is supposed to taste like crap so women wouldn't swallow it all and waste it.

                                                                                              don't fuck with evolution. don't turn your sperm into candy bar.
                                                                                              Dude this really made me LOLOLOLOL

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                                                                                                • brassmonkey
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                                                                                                    • mavruda
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                                                                                                      • Feb 2007
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                      Stop tasting your own cum ...
                                                                                                      LOL

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                                                                                                        • Chosen
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                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                          • 63151
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I've also heard about pineapple juice

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                                                                                                            • Chosen
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                                                                                                              • 63151
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                              Stop tasting your own cum ...

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                                                                                                                • JenniDahling
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                                                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                  • 5285
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Definitely pineapple juice is at the top of the list, but that's not the only thing that works, you can basically drink any type of fruit juice, just do it a few times a day and be consistent. V8 Splash and Dole have yummy blends, pineapple with banana and orange, pineapple with mango and kiwi, etc.

                                                                                                                  Definitely stay away from asparagus. lol

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                                                                                                                    • MasterChef
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                                                                                                                      • Jun 2011
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Pineapple & Bananas

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                                                                                                                        • cooldude7
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                                                                                                                          • Nov 2009
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                                          "my lady friend" sure ...........

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                                                                                                                            • cooldude7
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                                                                                                                              • Nov 2009
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              drink fresh fruit juice, daily, sweet one, then taste ur cum nd reply me here..

                                                                                                                              lol

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                                                                                                                                • Jman
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                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 22838
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by MasterChef
                                                                                                                                  Pineapple & Bananas
                                                                                                                                  Yup... that will do the trick.

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                                                                                                                                    • MrMaxwell
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                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 10057
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I had forgotten that I ate a bunch of cucumbers a few days ago, too.. And one was bitter and I ate it anyway - that could definitely be what happened!!

                                                                                                                                      Night before last she said it wasn't bitter any more, but it "tasted like cucumber".. And she didn't seem to mind (that is when I remembered eating them)

                                                                                                                                      Last night she didn't seem to think it had much of a taste

                                                                                                                                      I haven't had the time to worry about drinking any juice yet or any of that .. my diet has been t bone and ribeye steaks and chicken and salad with everything, things like that

                                                                                                                                      SO good to finally figure out what happened - it had to be that bitter cucumber I finished eating.

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                                                                                                                                        • Chosen
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                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Well, congrats to you

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                                                                                                                                            • B.Barnato
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                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2010
                                                                                                                                              • 3618
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Experiment with you diet a little as suggested above, if the problem persists send a taste sample to the resident GFY cum connoisseur Juicy D for an expert opinion.

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                                                                                                                                                • Coup
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                                                                                                                                                  eat another mans semen. it will help to balance the natural chemicals and eliminate the smell

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                                                                                                                                                    • Agent 488
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                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2006
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      you really need a job man if all you are doing is sitting around in a hobo hotel trying to make your semen taste better. get your priorities in check.

                                                                                                                                                      i doubt bill gates sits around all day wondering if cucumbers make his cum taste bad.

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                                                                                                                                                        • d-null
                                                                                                                                                          . . .
                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                                                          • 13724
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Agent 488
                                                                                                                                                          you really need a job man if all you are doing is sitting around in a hobo hotel trying to make your semen taste better. get your priorities in check.

                                                                                                                                                          i doubt bill gates sits around all day wondering if cucumbers make his cum taste bad.
                                                                                                                                                          some people don't really care about making a ton of money and building some huge monopolistic corporation, who are we to criticize him if he wants to sit at home all day every day masturbating and swallowing his own semen

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                                                                                                                                                            • Agent 488
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                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by d-null
                                                                                                                                                              some people don't really care about making a ton of money and building some huge monopolistic corporation, who are we to criticize him if he wants to sit at home all day every day masturbating and swallowing his own semen
                                                                                                                                                              you are right. live and let live.

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                                                                                                                                                                • LongBucksVip
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                                                                                                                                                                  Pineapples. No way.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • MrMaxwell
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                                      • 10057
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Agent 488
                                                                                                                                                                      you really need a job man if all you are doing is sitting around in a hobo hotel trying to make your semen taste better. get your priorities in check.

                                                                                                                                                                      i doubt bill gates sits around all day wondering if cucumbers make his cum taste bad.

                                                                                                                                                                      What on earth are you even talking about? I never stayed in a hobo hotel... I stayed at value place.. which isn't the hilton, but it's nice and clean, there.

                                                                                                                                                                      I love blowjobs. I try to be sure that I stay blown. And I CARE what the experience is like for the women doing it for me.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • MrMaxwell
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2005
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                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by d-null
                                                                                                                                                                          some people don't really care about making a ton of money and building some huge monopolistic corporation, who are we to criticize him if he wants to sit at home all day every day masturbating and swallowing his own semen

                                                                                                                                                                          I haven't jerked off in a long time.

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