Hefner's Revenge - I'm Altering Crystal's Cover

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  • LA Crew
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    • Jan 2008
    • 1356

    #1

    Hefner's Revenge - I'm Altering Crystal's Cover



    Hugh Hefner is finally taking action in his unexpected break-up with Crystal Harris - defacing her Playboy cover with a giant red sticker that reads, "Runaway Bride."

    Before Crystal called off the wedding ... just days before their wedding ... Hefner had already agreed to give her the July cover with the headline, "Mrs. Crystal Hefner."

    Box loads of magazines have already been shipped without the sticker - but Hefner insists the big, red mark WILL appear on newsstands.



    By TMZ
  • seeandsee
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    • Mar 2006
    • 50945

    #2
    this is not just another PR stunt, no way :P
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    • L-Pink
      working on my tan
      • Mar 2005
      • 39151

      #3
      I would have had a red sticker with "dirty nasty lying whore" on it.

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      • Phoenix
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        • Nov 2002
        • 35475

        #4
        at his age..if he even gets to tap it a few times..he is a lucky man
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        • JFK
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          • Jan 2002
          • 67373

          #5
          Originally posted by L-Pink
          I would have had a red sticker with "dirty nasty lying whore" on it.

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          • cooldude7
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            • Nov 2009
            • 4306

            #6
            Originally posted by L-Pink
            I would have had a red sticker with "dirty nasty lying whore" on it.

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            • ottopottomouse
              She is ugly, bad luck.
              • Jan 2010
              • 13177

              #7
              If he didn't see it coming he's a bit daft.

              Surprised the sticker wasn't covering anything else that had been written.
              ↑ see post ↑
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              • Jman
                Already an AI veteran
                • Sep 2003
                • 22838

                #8
                Hahaha sticker should of said. I woke up form playboy lalaland dream and decided to have a life and a future ;-)))
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                • Rochard
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                  • Dec 2001
                  • 75733

                  #9
                  This entire thing was pure PR from the start. The only reason she was marrying him was because they paid her some cash. It was a sham - in fact, I'm guessing from the start that they weren't going to go through with it.

                  Last night on the news I heard she decided not not to go through with the marriage because she wanted a "raise on her allowance". Say what?
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                  • Persius
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                    • Jul 2003
                    • 11779

                    #10
                    fail...........

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                    • JustDaveXxx
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                      • Feb 2005
                      • 4111

                      #11
                      Fuck that hooker!!! She knew what she was getting into and then she pulls this last minute bullshit.


                      If I were a wedding guest who came in from out of town, I would have been way pist off!!


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                      • opusx312
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                        • Jun 2011
                        • 87

                        #12
                        Super Fail, but very funny

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                        • 96ukssob
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                          • Mar 2003
                          • 12991

                          #13
                          thats awesome.
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                          • SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 1100

                            #14
                            She is another lame ass gold digging whore nothing more.

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                            • spazlabz
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 6548

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Phoenix
                              at his age..if he even gets to tap it a few times..he is a lucky man
                              heh heh that's one way to look at it. I look at it this way. I have heard of Hugh... she is who now? She was the one with the lucky streak that she just messed up

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                              • xNetworx
                                So Fucking What
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 14445

                                #16

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                                • MasterBlow
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 2059

                                  #17
                                  Call it a case of really bad timing

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                                  • NickB.
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                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 8856

                                    #18
                                    Should be the best seller of 2011

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                                    • Tom_PM
                                      Porn Meister
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 16443

                                      #19
                                      If this was a stunt for her career or whatever it is, I really think she's going to find that it failed and she's disliked for ditching out on Hef in the 11th hour. Did she pack up and move out of the mansion or what?

                                      Great use of a sticker on the cover though! It's going to sell great.

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                                      • thickcash_amo
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                                        • Sep 2009
                                        • 3847

                                        #20
                                        He is waaayyy too nice about this

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                                        • Sharky
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                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 4938

                                          #21
                                          I wouldn't be surprised if Hef/playboy got a piece of her record sales or have her signed to some sort of long term reality contract
                                          Sharky

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                                          • nikki99
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                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 23087

                                            #22
                                            stupid bitches, I blame the bleach
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                                            • Emma
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                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 2288

                                              #23
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                                              • V_RocKs
                                                Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                • Nov 2003
                                                • 32449

                                                #24
                                                Dude is going broke. Had to sell off assets. Hope he still lives pimp until his demise.

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                                                • Shey
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                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 1654

                                                  #25
                                                  She learned how to read the prenup
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                                                  • BettingHandle
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                                                    • Jul 2010
                                                    • 1832

                                                    #26
                                                    Who could have guessed that the mastermind behind the world?s most well-known dirty mag could be such a class act?

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                                                    • Redrob
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 4791

                                                      #27
                                                      Red sticker should say "I tapped this ass, bigtime!"

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                                                      • SleazyDream
                                                        I'm here for SPORT
                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                        • 41470

                                                        #28
                                                        ummm, she's not a runaway bride - she never married him. she's a runaway golddigger
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                                                        • Dirty D
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                                                          • May 2002
                                                          • 4044

                                                          #29
                                                          Cant turn a ho into a housewife...

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                                                          • alexchechs
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                                                            • May 2008
                                                            • 3474

                                                            #30
                                                            This has been a pretty good publicity stunt to bring Playboy back in the media
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                                                            • V_RocKs
                                                              Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 32449

                                                              #31
                                                              I hear Shannon Simmons is available... Maybe he wants to fuck the same girl twice?

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                                                              • WarChild
                                                                Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                • 17263

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                ummm, she's not a runaway bride - she never married him. she's a runaway golddigger
                                                                Umm, no. If they were married she'd be a runaway wife.

                                                                Bride (noun) - a newly married woman or a woman about to be married.

                                                                Runaway bride is a common term for a woman that leaves her husband at the altar.
                                                                .

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                                                                • Agent 488
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                                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                                  • 22511

                                                                  #33
                                                                  guy looks like a smelly slipper. who cares ...

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                                                                  • ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                    • Apr 2011
                                                                    • 1241

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I thought all his Marriages were PR stunts.

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                                                                    • DBS.US
                                                                      Geo Cities
                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                      • 11843

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Pure Hollywood PR stunt

                                                                      I bet people are out looking for Playboy mags without the sticker to sell on ebay.
                                                                      http://cgi.ebay.com/PLAYBOY-Crystal-...#ht_1109wt_178
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                                                                      • Emma
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                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                        • 2288

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Dirty D
                                                                        Cant turn a ho into a housewife...
                                                                        True. If you try to make a whore into a housewife you are an idiot.

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                                                                        • Horny Dude
                                                                          Earn enough to buy coffee
                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                          • 4913

                                                                          #37
                                                                          So if u have an issue without the sticker is that worth money in the future?

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                                                                          • PromoterX
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                                                                            • Sep 2010
                                                                            • 949

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Redrob
                                                                            Red sticker should say "I tapped this ass, bigtime!"
                                                                            ...or "I hit this... and NOW so could you!"

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                                                                            • Captain Kawaii
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Oct 2007
                                                                              • 6748

                                                                              #39
                                                                              who is whoring who?
                                                                              playboy trying to imitate whatever is selling

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                                                                              • Coup
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                                                                                • Apr 2010
                                                                                • 9931

                                                                                #40
                                                                                This is starting to reek of fake drama

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                                                                                • u-Bob
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                                                                                  • 33063

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  clever

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                                                                                  • LA Crew
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                                                                                    • Jan 2008
                                                                                    • 1356

                                                                                    #42


                                                                                    Not only is Hugh Hefner recovering from being left by Crystal Harris, but he?s also picking up the bill. Reports are estimating that the wedding most likely cost at least $250,000, much of which cannot be refunded.

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