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// comments' dates will be randomly generated as the date of syndication plus number 
// of seconds between $start_offset and $end_offset values, assigned below.
// E.g. from one hour to one week
$start_offset = 3600;
$end_offset = 604800;
// get Yahoo Answers page for the given keyword
$content = cseo_file_get_contents ( $post ['link'] );
// remove 'Resolved Question: ' from the title
$post ['post_title'] = str_replace('Resolved Question: ', '', $post ['post_title']);
// extract the original question
$post ['post_content'] = $post ['post_excerpt'] = preg_replace ( '/^(.*?<div class="content">)(.*?)(<\/div>.*?)$/s', "$2", $content );
// get answers
preg_match_all ( '/<span class="by">.*?<\/span>.*?<span.*?>(.*?)<\/span>.*?<div class="content">(.*?)<\/div>/s', $content, $answers );
// generate post comments from the answers
for ($i = 0; $i < count ( $answers [1] ); $i ++) {
    $post['comments'][] = array(
    'comment_author' => $answers [1][$i],
    'comment_author_email' => '',
    'comment_author_url' => 'http://',
    'comment_content' => $answers [2][$i],
    'comment_type' => '',
    'comment_parent' => 0,
    'user_id' => 1,
    'comment_author_IP' => '127.0.0.1',
    'comment_agent' => 'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.0.10) Gecko/2009042316 Firefox/3.0.10 (.NET CLR 3.5.30729)',
    'comment_date' => gmdate ( 'Y-m-d H:i:s', time() + rand ( $start_offset, $end_offset ) + 3600 * ( int ) get_option ( 'gmt_offset' ) ),
    'comment_approved' => 1,
    );
}

// comments' dates will be randomly generated as the date of syndication plus number 
// of seconds between $start_offset and $end_offset values, assigned below.
// E.g. from one hour to one week
$start_offset = 3600;
$end_offset = 604800;
// get Yahoo Answers page for the given keyword
$content = cseo_file_get_contents ( $post ['link'] );
// remove 'Resolved Question: ' from the title
$post ['post_title'] = str_replace('Resolved Question: ', '', $post ['post_title']);
// extract the original question
$post ['post_content'] = $post ['post_excerpt'] = preg_replace ( '/^(.*?<div class="content">)(.*?)(<\/div>.*?)$/s', "$2", $content );
// get answers
preg_match_all ( '/<span class="by">.*?<\/span>.*?<span.*?>(.*?)<\/span>.*?<div class="content">(.*?)<\/div>/s', $content, $answers );
// get fake nicks from a text file
$nicks = file ( 'nicks.txt' );
// generate post comments from the answers
for ($i = 0; $i < count ( $answers [1] ); $i ++) {
    $post['comments'][] = array(
    'comment_author' => trim ( $nicks [rand ( 0, count ( $nicks ) - 1 )] ),
    'comment_author_email' => '',
    'comment_author_url' => 'http://',
    'comment_content' => $answers [2][$i],
    'comment_type' => '',
    'comment_parent' => 0,
    'user_id' => 1,
    'comment_author_IP' => '127.0.0.1',
    'comment_agent' => 'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.0.10) Gecko/2009042316 Firefox/3.0.10 (.NET CLR 3.5.30729)',
    'comment_date' => gmdate ( 'Y-m-d H:i:s', time() + rand ( $start_offset, $end_offset ) + 3600 * ( int ) get_option ( 'gmt_offset' ) ),
    'comment_approved' => 1,
    );
}