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Likes Pie
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Something happening to my daughter.
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Mine would be... becoming blind or deaf... etc
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working on my tan
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Illness ......
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Oh yeah... I dread cancer...
Yet can't even quit smoking ![]()
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Police busting into my place...Oh wait that already happened so no more worst nightmare
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( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
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Something along the lines of this
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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My kid growing up to be a republican.
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Being totally aware of what's going on around you but not being able to move or communicate.
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Alzeimers.
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Already forgetting how to spell "Alzheimers" old man?
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I AM JUSTDAVE !
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anything happening to my kids.
If there is anything bad to happen or anything bad to catch, please give it to me instead of my kids. There is nothing worse than watching your child suffer and there is nothing you can do about it. Any and all parents will agree.
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Passive nihilism ...
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When I had my tonsils removed I had problems waking up from the anesthesia and was like that for a while, was a very fucked up feeling.
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Constipation... *shudder*
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So Fucking Banned
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10 years forced responses interrogation direct to your thoughts by round the clock interrogators 24/7
i.e. the truman show, what your government does to me in public in front of everyone around me and nobody lifts a finger |
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Palin 2012 ;(
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Earn enough to buy coffee
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Mine has always being buried alive. I can't even watch movies with someone getting buried alive, it freaks me out.
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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Vino (my wife), won't let me get really drunk while watching war movies. Apparently I have bad nightmares about the gulf war when that happens, but I don't really remember them.
However.... I will never forget my worst nightmare. It happened about 3 years ago, and it was very vivid and realistic with total detail. I was somewhat older, and I was sitting in a cafe in a small town in central america, maybe Costa Rica. I was with a couple of friends and my wife had gone down the dusty little street with a couple of other friends to do some shopping. All of the sudden I get this tremendous pain in my chest and I fall backwards on the floor. My friends are crouching over me. Suddenly my perspective changes and I'm hovering over them looking down at my body. One of them yells "Somebody get Vino!" (My wife). Another friend stands up and as they run out the door I follow them, floating about 20 feet above them. They run down about a block to a small shop and run in to tell my wife, while I follow. She screams, and runs, crying, back down the small street and into the Cafe, me still hovering over her. She is holding my body, crying, and yelling, and I'm trying to talk to her, from my position floating above her, trying to tell her it will be alright. All of the sudden an unseen force starts to pull me away, upwards. I pass through the roof and continue to accelerate upwards, against my will, but somehow I can still see Vino, crying, and getting smaller and smaller. I'm screaming now that I want to go back, I don't want to be separated from her.... I'll do anything, and go anywhere, but I don't want to be apart from her! ...and then I woke up. It was so vivid and devastating that I pulled her to me and held her, crying, for like 15 minutes. I don't mind admitting it. It was by far the most intense dream I've ever had. .
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I have such nightmares once in a while when you can actually feel everything and see it in details... It sucks so bad I had a dream once in which I killed a person. It wasn't about the process of actual murder but more about how I felt afterwards... Really dreadful feeling.
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So Fucking Banned
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that's a good one
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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Interested to hear why you would think so....
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something happening to my family
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Come on Captain!!
Answer ![]() I dare you!
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worst nightmare: My dick falling off.
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I am afraid of crashing my car off a bridge into water, and that complete fear as you can't get out, knowing youre going to drown when your car fills with water.
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He's already senile, poor fella
![]() @ the thread, it's not really a nightmare, well, at the time it is & I have it quite regular. I'm riding on a bike, do a little jump, take off really high & can't come down, jumping over the buildings.... Seriously wake up in sweats sometimes ![]() |
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being forced to watch a gay sex film featuring sleazy and 12 clicks.
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Should have posted that same reply every half hour all day
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SZNY
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being gang banged by a crowd of shemale midgets :D
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This would be a nightmare.
I was a Siamese twin and my brother was gay. He has a hot date tonight..... We share the same asshole. --- Buddy Hacket
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Messenger of Fear in sight Dark deception kills the light Hybrid children watch the sea Pray for Father, roaming free fearless Wretch insanity He watches lurking beneath the sea great Old One forbidden site He searches Hunter of the Shadows is rising immortal in madness You dwell Crawling Chaos, underground cult has summoned, twisted sound Out from ruins once possessed fallen city, living death fearless Wretch insanity He watches lurking beneath the sea timeless sleep has been upset He awakens Hunter of the Shadows is rising immortal in madness You dwell Not dead which eternal lie stranger eons Death may die drain you of your sanity face The Thing That Should Not Be fearless Wretch insanity He watches lurking beneath the sea great Old One forbidden site He searches Hunter of the Shadows is rising immortal in madness You dwell. |
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Prepaying online for the fabulous Sunday brunch at the LaCosta Resort, and standing in a long line to get to the buffet serving area only to see Ron Jeremy 10-12 people in front of me, which make me realize that because of his love of food, there might not be anything left by the time I get to the front of the line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have sometimes so realistic nightmares about nuclear wars, or grad rockets falling on other buildings and I stand on the roof of our house ad everything is shaking I just wait until some of these rockets hits my house and than it of course happens, or dreams where I can see how war starts and I can watch how jets are fighting above and then bombs starts falling...really very bad and fucking realistic. I have also nightmares about crazy devil beings so scary... I think some of my dreams would be actually amazing movies. But these are not my worst nightmares now, since my GF is ill, my worst nightmares are about her...
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