Man pulls GUN at Child's party after CAKE runs out - GoFuckYourself.com

$5 submissions · 06-09-2011, 05:01 AM

Interesting way to resolve a birthday cake allocation issue.

Source: http://www.wreg.com/news/wreg-man-ca...,6486620.story

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The host of a kid's birthday party wouldn't let his children eat cake -- so Joseph Hayes threatened to make her eat lead, according to police.

The Memphis, Tenn. man is behind bars after allegedly drawing a gun during a child's birthday party after his own kids arrived too late for cake and ice cream on June 4.

$5 submissions · 06-09-2011, 05:07 AM

Must be some GOOD cake!

ottopottomouse · 06-09-2011, 05:17 AM

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.co...d-of-cake.html

Falabala · 06-09-2011, 05:17 AM

Cake worth going to jail for.

idtapdat · 06-09-2011, 05:19 AM

carvel ice cream cake is to killl for

Phoenix · 06-09-2011, 05:19 AM

lolz....what a friggin loser

his kids are probably better off without him

$5 submissions · 06-09-2011, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

lolz....what a friggin loser

his kids are probably better off without him

Hey man, He did it FOR THE KIDS! (Keanu Reeves intense vapid look)

Phoenix · 06-09-2011, 05:24 AM

as a joke i asked my wife what she thought happened when a guy showed up a bit late to a kids birthday party and there was no more cake and ice cream for his kids

she thought that he went to the store and picked up another cake for everyone to enjoy..lol

then she thought i was lying when i said he pulled a gun...lolz

wehateporn · 06-09-2011, 05:38 AM

$5 submissions · 06-09-2011, 05:47 AM

Falabala · 06-09-2011, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by idtapdat

carvel ice cream cake is to killl for

Cake and ice cream to DIE for.

$5 submissions · 06-09-2011, 05:57 AM

Phoenix · 06-09-2011, 05:59 AM

you run out of ice cream or you aint got no ice cream..lol

Falabala · 06-09-2011, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

Amen to that, what the fuck is it with these breakfast/lunch schemes? And food that doesn't look a goddamn thing like in the picture? I call false advertising! *runs in guns blazing*

seeandsee · 06-09-2011, 06:02 AM

he wa son some drugs or what?

$5 submissions · 06-09-2011, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Falabala

Amen to that, what the fuck is it with these breakfast/lunch schemes? And food that doesn't look a goddamn thing like in the picture? I call false advertising! *runs in guns blazing*

I feel you about those deceptive looking photos. Ever compare those sumptuous delectable gastronomic masterpieces portrayed on Burger King or Carl's Jr's walls and the actual stuff you get?

BittieBucks Eric · 06-09-2011, 06:06 AM

I would like to paraphrase Jesus: Stick it up his arse and pull the trigger until it goes CLICK

AnimeFevers · 06-09-2011, 06:14 AM

wow! did the cake have crack in it or something lol

baddog · 06-09-2011, 09:01 AM

$5 submissions · 06-09-2011, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

onwebcam · 06-09-2011, 01:34 PM

I take it he didn't like the old saying, "You can't have your cake, and eat it too?"

96ukssob · 06-09-2011, 01:37 PM

i get mad too when the cake runs out

BittieBucks Eric · 06-09-2011, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

That's a classic yes

Death please. No wait! Cake!

$5 submissions · 06-09-2011, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

I take it he didn't like the old saying, "You can't have your cake, and eat it too?"

$5 submissions · 06-09-2011, 03:48 PM

This thread is a piece of cake

Bryan G · 06-09-2011, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

you run out of ice cream or you aint got no ice cream..lol

Lmfao!!! I can watch that news clip of popeyes running out of chicken over and over. Never gets old!

thickcash_amo · 06-09-2011, 06:52 PM

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PiracyPitbull · 06-09-2011, 06:58 PM

Ice cream n cake
do the ice cream n cake!
Ice cream n cake
do the ice cream n cake!
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do the ice cream n cake!
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$50 says the Buckwheat boyz was playing in that retards head at the time, probably with a healthy dose of sparkly lights and whatever other crazy shit.

edgeprod · 06-09-2011, 07:32 PM

The cake is a lie.

twistyneck · 06-09-2011, 07:37 PM

I'm surprised that a negro would be mixed up in such a thing.

$5 submissions · 06-09-2011, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by PiracyPitbull

Ice cream n cake
do the ice cream n cake!
Ice cream n cake
do the ice cream n cake!
Ice cream n cake
do the ice cream n cake!
Ice cream n cake
do the ice cream n cake!

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