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Old 06-11-2011, 08:23 AM   #1
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Why do women have to wash their hair AFTER a shower?

We have to drive both of our cars almost an hour away to have them worked on, and I get her up at ten... so she takes a shower FINALLY and then I say okay so you took your shower, now what do you need to do? There are about four simple things I've told her to do and they need to be done by noon ... so we can get there by one ..



I want to just get there!!

Ahhhh!

Last time I went to this guy he diagnosed the car for free and changed a coil pack and charged me $20 parts+labor. He's great. They know my grandfather from the old days. I don't want to be late seeing these people.

I think she's going to need a spanking before we even make it out the door. And hell knows there's no time for a blowjob now.
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Old 06-11-2011, 09:05 AM   #2
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cause I think women see their hair as being a separate part of the body... In other words, they shower, clean the 'skin' part of the body, then they wash the hair, and style it.

Makes sense
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Old 06-11-2011, 09:09 AM   #3
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never try to understand a woman... it's impossible....
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Old 06-11-2011, 09:58 AM   #4
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never try to understand a woman... it's impossible....
we've got a winner.
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Old 06-11-2011, 11:10 AM   #5
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tell her to get in the fucking car with dirty hair what are you a pussy?

You're taking a car to get mended not going to the opera.
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Old 06-11-2011, 04:32 PM   #6
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Yeah dude the fact that you even give a shit shows you already lost.
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Old 06-11-2011, 04:50 PM   #7
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That's why the last girl that lived/worked with me would shower before she went to bed. I'd literally drag her out of bed in the morning, put her in the car and she'd wake up somewhere on the way to work. I had to get up at 8:30AM to get to work, do the bank run and set up to open 7 days a week... No way I could get her ass up, showered, hair done and ready in that amount of time.

I think it's time you turned in your man card, sir.
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Old 06-11-2011, 05:02 PM   #8
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Because they want to give you a blowjob without it seeming to forward...
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Old 06-11-2011, 05:03 PM   #9
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Your girl washes her hair after she's showered because I'll only whack off on her face if she smells nice.
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Old 06-11-2011, 05:13 PM   #10
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its all about e-fish-ency ... men: think tank -- women: think pink ... lol
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Old 06-11-2011, 05:43 PM   #11
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I'm sorry that women are so confusing to you.
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Old 06-11-2011, 06:29 PM   #12
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I did want her to look good, today, and I know that it takes time. But jesus.
Well. Everything got done, finally!!
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Old 06-11-2011, 06:41 PM   #13
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I never understood that either,also tell her to save time take a pee while showering too
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Old 06-11-2011, 06:44 PM   #14
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I never understood that either,also tell her to save time take a pee while showering too
sometimes the sink start to stink if u do this
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