This should give every man hope of his fantasy coming true... - GoFuckYourself.com

wtfent · 07-12-2011, 12:45 AM

I have a cute blonde 24 year old lady friend that works for office depot. She said she was mad at her boyfriend at work the other day when this cute tall white older guy came in, he asked for help finding something so she went to help.

The store was dead so she looked at him and just started making out with the guy, she stopped cause she got nervous. They realize they are down the wrong aisle so they go down the next one, she grabs his dick and unzips his pants and starts sucking his dick in the middle of fuckin office depot.

She said she had never seen a guy more turned on, confused and nervous looking in his life. She sucked him off for about a minute and then got what he was looking for, he asked for her # and she said no. He then shops around a little more while girl is telling her female co-worker at checkout about it all. He checks out a few minutes later and the girl that sucked him off says in front of her manager which is now standing there as well (but doesnt know the story of course), did you find everything alright? Guy looking nervous as fuck says, "yes", tried to hand his # to her on a paper, she gave it back and he walked out. Blue balled like a mutha fucka yes but an awesome story for this guy to tell his friends thats for sure.

Tempest · 07-12-2011, 01:26 AM

She's a keeper!!

charlie g · 07-12-2011, 01:28 AM

That lying bitch. She took my number and won't stop calling me.

.

lazycash · 07-12-2011, 02:27 AM

The Duck · 07-12-2011, 03:20 AM

I just remembered I need some office supplies.

alias · 07-12-2011, 03:27 AM

Pics required.

seeandsee · 07-12-2011, 03:32 AM

share address, lets try it

InfoGuy · 07-12-2011, 04:29 AM

Bree Olsen works a side job at Office Depot?

Chosen · 07-12-2011, 06:38 AM

woj · 07-12-2011, 07:02 AM

pics or it didn't happen...

camperjohn64 · 07-12-2011, 07:10 AM

Well, that was easy.

justinsain · 07-12-2011, 07:15 AM

I'm guessing the boyfriend was mad because his GF is always running her mouth.

digitalfantasies · 07-12-2011, 07:18 AM

I guess the boyfriend was mad because she didn't take the guys number

ilnjscb · 07-12-2011, 07:34 AM

They have recording security cams on every aisle

Choopa Phil · 07-12-2011, 07:37 AM

JamesGw · 07-12-2011, 07:39 AM

I do not believe this story.

Scott McD · 07-12-2011, 08:15 AM

So she's a whore...

B.Barnato · 07-12-2011, 09:53 AM

I know the feeling, when someone pisses me of, I too start sucking random cock to get back at them. Makes me feel like the better person.

shake · 07-12-2011, 09:57 AM

Guess he pressed the easy button:

Oh wait that's staples...

RuthB · 07-12-2011, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato

I know the feeling, when someone pisses me of, I too start sucking random cock to get back at them. Makes me feel like the better person.

RyuLion · 07-12-2011, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias

Pics required.

I second that.

CaptainHowdy · 07-12-2011, 10:04 AM

pornmasta · 07-12-2011, 05:15 PM

Cool story

u-Bob · 07-12-2011, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

So she's a whore...

looks like it.

Spunky · 07-12-2011, 05:35 PM

That's what all women do when they are mad at their B/F's

07-12-2011, 12:45 AM	#1
wtfent Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego, Cali. baby!!! Posts: 3,790	This should give every man hope of his fantasy coming true... I have a cute blonde 24 year old lady friend that works for office depot. She said she was mad at her boyfriend at work the other day when this cute tall white older guy came in, he asked for help finding something so she went to help. The store was dead so she looked at him and just started making out with the guy, she stopped cause she got nervous. They realize they are down the wrong aisle so they go down the next one, she grabs his dick and unzips his pants and starts sucking his dick in the middle of fuckin office depot. She said she had never seen a guy more turned on, confused and nervous looking in his life. She sucked him off for about a minute and then got what he was looking for, he asked for her # and she said no. He then shops around a little more while girl is telling her female co-worker at checkout about it all. He checks out a few minutes later and the girl that sucked him off says in front of her manager which is now standing there as well (but doesnt know the story of course), did you find everything alright? Guy looking nervous as fuck says, "yes", tried to hand his # to her on a paper, she gave it back and he walked out. Blue balled like a mutha fucka yes but an awesome story for this guy to tell his friends thats for sure. __________________ ThisWillShockYou.com DVD Store - TWSY UNCENSORED ICQ# 194020367 E-mail: shockingbucks(AT)gmail.com Promote something different!! Shocking Bucks Last edited by wtfent; 07-12-2011 at 12:46 AM..

07-12-2011, 01:28 AM	#3
charlie g Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Center of the Universe Posts: 2,759	That lying bitch. She took my number and won't stop calling me. . __________________ AlanAgus1 at gmail dot com -------------------------------

07-12-2011, 03:20 AM	#5
The Duck Adult Content Provider Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Europe Posts: 18,243	I just remembered I need some office supplies. __________________ Skype Horusmaia ICQ 41555245 Email [email protected]

07-12-2011, 03:27 AM	#6
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	Pics required. __________________ https://porncorporation.com

07-12-2011, 03:32 AM	#7
seeandsee Check SIG! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Europe (Skype: gojkoas) Posts: 50,945	share address, lets try it __________________ BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year Contact here

07-12-2011, 01:26 AM	#2
Tempest Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: West Coast, Canada. Posts: 10,217	She's a keeper!!

07-12-2011, 02:27 AM	#4
lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,214

07-12-2011, 04:29 AM	#8
InfoGuy 80/20 Rule Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,052	Bree Olsen works a side job at Office Depot? __________________ Support American Heroes \| How Bad is My Batch? \| Vaccine Deaths & Adverse Reactions \| Free Speech Coalition \| <WARNING> ePayService / Guerra Capital, INC / MTACC payments \| Flirt4Free Fucks their Affiliates \| Don't do business with piece of shit Andy Alvarez from Webmaster Central / VR3000, who said: "If it was up to me, they would have shot all 30,000 of those country loving shitheads"

07-12-2011, 06:38 AM	#9
Chosen VIPPay.com \| AdultWebSponsors.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 63,151

07-12-2011, 07:02 AM	#10
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	pics or it didn't happen... __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

07-12-2011, 07:10 AM	#11
camperjohn64 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,531	Well, that was easy. __________________ www.gimmiegirlproductions.com

07-12-2011, 07:15 AM	#12
justinsain Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,374	I'm guessing the boyfriend was mad because his GF is always running her mouth.

07-12-2011, 07:18 AM	#13
digitalfantasies Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Caribbean Posts: 2,720	I guess the boyfriend was mad because she didn't take the guys number __________________

07-12-2011, 07:34 AM	#14
ilnjscb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8,873	They have recording security cams on every aisle

07-12-2011, 07:37 AM	#15
Choopa Phil Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,965	__________________ AIM - Choopa Phil Email - [email protected] A World Wide Leader In Hosting! * CHOOPA.COM *

07-12-2011, 07:39 AM	#16
JamesGw Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,237	I do not believe this story. __________________ Giggles.com has a huge selection of sex toys. Need backlinks? Ask to guest post on our adult blog.

07-12-2011, 08:15 AM	#17
Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	So she's a whore... __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

07-12-2011, 09:53 AM	#18
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	I know the feeling, when someone pisses me of, I too start sucking random cock to get back at them. Makes me feel like the better person.

07-12-2011, 09:57 AM	#19
shake frc Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Bitcoin wallet Posts: 4,663	Guess he pressed the easy button: Oh wait that's staples... __________________ Crazy fast VPS for $10 a month. Try with $20 free credit

07-12-2011, 10:04 AM	#22
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,682	__________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc.

07-12-2011, 05:15 PM	#23
pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 19,282	Cool story

07-12-2011, 05:35 PM	#25
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,949	That's what all women do when they are mad at their B/F's __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*