What I miss about being in Jail...

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38946

    #1

    What I miss about being in Jail...

    I enjoyed the structure, the discipline and the routine...

    Despite my losing a lot of URLs as I couldn't renew them, it was still, (in a way) a relaxing break...

    They told me when to eat, when to exercise, when to sleep, when to wake up, and even when to shit...

    It was nice.

    What do YOU miss about being in Jail?


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  • CyberHustler
    Masterbaiter
    • Feb 2006
    • 28736

    #2
    Never been to jail, but even in Juvie I got to shit when I wanted unless in the cafeteria.
    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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    • L-Pink
      working on my tan
      • Mar 2005
      • 39151

      #3
      The ass!

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      • Juicy D. Links
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 122992

        #4

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        • MaDalton
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          • Feb 2004
          • 39861

          #5
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          • CurrentlySober
            Too lazy to wipe my ass
            • Aug 2002
            • 38946

            #6
            Originally posted by Dedi
            Never been to jail, but even in Juvie I got to shit when I wanted unless in the cafeteria.
            BOYS go to Juvie... MEN go to Jail...


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            • Wizzo
              2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
              • Nov 2000
              • 15224

              #7
              Not one thing...
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              • CurrentlySober
                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                • Aug 2002
                • 38946

                #8
                Originally posted by MaDalton
                thanks, but no thanks
                Not MAN enough???


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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 38946

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Wizzo
                  Not one thing...
                  Not even the showers???


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                  • Tjeezers
                    Webmaster
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 16602

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CurrentlySober

                    What do YOU miss about being in Jail?
                    I bet you felt pretty safe inside. says enough for me

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                    • CurrentlySober
                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 38946

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Tjeezers
                      I bet you felt pretty safe inside. says enough for me
                      Me too...



                      Just a *Small* 'Souvenir'...


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                      • L-Pink
                        working on my tan
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 39151

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                        Me too...



                        Just a *Small* 'Souvenir'...
                        Damn, your cell-mate had some girth.


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                        • 96ukssob
                          So Fucking Banananananas
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 12991

                          #13
                          Id go down dying before I went to jail.

                          Had a friends brother wrongly accused of a hit and run, arrested him at his house while he was drunk and put him in jail for 3 months. Lost his job, wife, kids, etc., now he is in and out of jail like a Holiday Inn
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                          • Grapesoda
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 46238

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                            I enjoyed the structure, the discipline and the routine...

                            Despite my losing a lot of URLs as I couldn't renew them, it was still, (in a way) a relaxing break...

                            They told me when to eat, when to exercise, when to sleep, when to wake up, and even when to shit...

                            It was nice.

                            What do YOU miss about being in Jail?
                            lots of guys love that about jail... and the army ... and church

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                            • CurrentlySober
                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 38946

                              #15
                              Originally posted by L-Pink
                              Damn, your cell-mate had some girth.


                              .
                              Sorry Boss. Respect Boss. I'm not trying to bring you down Boss.

                              Sorry for posting *our* picture Boss...


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                              • sicone
                                Retired
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 18453

                                #16
                                Originally posted by bossku69
                                Id go down dying before I went to jail...
                                You would go down in Jail too, nightly.

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                                • CurrentlySober
                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 38946

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by sicone
                                  You would go down in Jail too, nightly.

                                  Thank you. I remember you...

                                  You are the bear that made my time 'Bearable'...

                                  Good BJ... Thanks celli...


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                                  • Dead
                                    They left the door open
                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 4755

                                    #18
                                    That medic did a fair job with that, cleaner then I have seen in the states...

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                                    • sicone
                                      Retired
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 18453

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                      Thank you. I remember you...

                                      You are the bear that made my time 'Bearable'...

                                      Good BJ... Thanks celli...
                                      I'm gonna need that carton of smokes back that I paid you to never tell anyone

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                                      • L-Pink
                                        working on my tan
                                        • Mar 2005
                                        • 39151

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                        Sorry Boss. Respect Boss. I'm not trying to bring you down Boss.

                                        Sorry for posting *our* picture Boss...
                                        If that was you you have my apology and deepest sympathy. If you are just fucking around then so am I.

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                                        • halfpint
                                          GFY's Halfpint
                                          • Jun 2007
                                          • 15223

                                          #21
                                          If I ever end up in jail there had better be some fucking hot trannys in there otherwise ill want a refund

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                                          • CurrentlySober
                                            Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 38946

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by L-Pink
                                            If that was you you have my apology and deepest sympathy. If you are just fucking around then so am I.
                                            But.. But... I remember you saying the *special words* to me...

                                            "You are my EX"...

                                            I cried...


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                                            • Coup
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                                              • Apr 2010
                                              • 9931

                                              #23
                                              I miss you being in jail too, heh.

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                                              • Jakez
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 5656

                                                #24
                                                Spent the night in jail for doing donuts on a football field. It was worth it, but I won't ever be back.

                                                Only thing I really regret about it is every time a cop asks me if I've been arrested I have to say "yes"
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                                                • adultzone
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • May 2010
                                                  • 1499

                                                  #25
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                                                  • merina0803
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • May 2008
                                                    • 573

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                    Thank you. I remember you...

                                                    You are the bear that made my time 'Bearable'...

                                                    Good BJ... Thanks celli...
                                                    miss my cell mates poo sounds and smell for sure

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                                                    • Enjoy Bucks
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                                                      • Feb 2010
                                                      • 290

                                                      #27
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                                                      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 38323

                                                        #28


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                                                        • Phoenix
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                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 35475

                                                          #29
                                                          someone i know has been in and out of jail many times...for a total of nine years of his life or more by now i guess

                                                          he doesnt miss it at all....hated every second there, but he did his time as it was his job...in a way

                                                          how long were you in jail for?
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                                                          • Gabriel
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                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                            • 4789

                                                            #30
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                                                            • aztecboi2003
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                              • 1155

                                                              #31
                                                              Nothing. I was there for an hour it was just a misunderstanding. My mom came and got me.
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                                                              • Seth Manson
                                                                Please dont fuck animals
                                                                • Jul 2010
                                                                • 3988

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                Why so serious?

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                                                                • cooldude7
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2009
                                                                  • 4306

                                                                  #33
                                                                  never been to jail, did u miss poo or pussy ?

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                                                                  • SIK
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                                    • 1497

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I've spent a day in a jail when I was 19... due to some skinhead releated crap

                                                                    and it sucked donkey balls, so I don't miss anything
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                                                                    • Bladewire
                                                                      StraightBro
                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                      • 56228

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                      What do YOU miss about being in Jail?
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                                                                      • JFK
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                                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                                        • 67373

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                                        Why so serious?
                                                                        wondered how long before someone connected to that

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                                                                        • TheSquealer
                                                                          Mayor of Thneedville
                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                          • 26174

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                                          Why so serious?
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                                                                          • Bladewire
                                                                            StraightBro
                                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                                            • 56228

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                            Me too...



                                                                            Just a *Small* 'Souvenir'...
                                                                            Damn you're cute! And scars like that add character and heal pretty well. Must have been painful getting that though, did it paralyze that side of your face permanently?


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                                                                            • seeandsee
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                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                              • 50945

                                                                              #39
                                                                              i dont think i would miss anything...
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                                                                              • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                                • 94735

                                                                                #40
                                                                                No, thanks. I can discipline myself.

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                                                                                • J. Falcon
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                                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                                  • 31645

                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • Bladewire
                                                                                    StraightBro
                                                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                                                    • 56228

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                    Me too...

                                                                                    Is this a picture of you?


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                                                                                    • L-Pink
                                                                                      working on my tan
                                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                                      • 39151

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Squirtit
                                                                                      Is this a picture of you?
                                                                                      No, the little turd eater tried to fool me too.


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                                                                                      • Bladewire
                                                                                        StraightBro
                                                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                                                        • 56228

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                        Me too...
                                                                                        Not nice to try and fool people bro




                                                                                        thx L-Pink


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                                                                                        • d-null
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                                                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                                                          • 13724

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Squirtit
                                                                                          Is this a picture of you?
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                                                                                          • Bladewire
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                                                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                                                            • 56228

                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                              • 1201

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                                                                                              • merina0803
                                                                                                Registered User
                                                                                                • May 2008
                                                                                                • 573

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by SIK
                                                                                                I've spent a day in a jail when I was 19... due to some skinhead releated crap

                                                                                                and it sucked donkey balls, so I don't miss anything
                                                                                                racist prick

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                                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                  • 94735

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by merina0803
                                                                                                  racist prick
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                                                                                                  • marlboroack
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • Jul 2010
                                                                                                    • 9327

                                                                                                    #50
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