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  • Double trouble
    So Fucking What?
    • Feb 2008
    • 22251

    #1

    Master Of The Internet



  • grumpy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2002
    • 9870

    #2
    great find, even typos in the titles
    Don't let greediness blur your vision | You gotta let some shit slide
    icq - 441-456-888

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    • alias
      aliasx
      • Apr 2001
      • 19010

      #3
      "technology heaven"
      https://porncorporation.com

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      • crockett
        in a van by the river
        • May 2003
        • 76818

        #4
        For some reason that video reminds me of

        In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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        • anexsia
          Confirmed User
          • May 2010
          • 5735

          #5
          lol wow, blast from the past. Shit I didn't get internet until 1997 I think? I remember browsing the internet on a Packard Bell computer that had a whopping 75MHz Intel Pentium, 2MB of RAM, and 4x CDROM

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          • Chosen
            • Aug 2001
            • 63151

            #6
            LoLz

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            • Caligari
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2009
              • 5414

              #7
              Chatting with men...


              about football


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              • JohnRingo
                So Fucking Banned
                • Oct 2010
                • 673

                #8
                "that's why I bought my videos and so should you too..."

                Wtf

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                • seeandsee
                  Check SIG!
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 50945

                  #9
                  syper masters of internet rule our world
                  BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year

                  Contact here

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                  • boyrev
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 44

                    #10
                    thanks for sharing

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                    • beerptrol
                      Confirmed Asshole
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 12722

                      #11
                      reminded me of kip

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                      • unixmaid
                        Registered User
                        • Nov 2011
                        • 17

                        #12


                        Good times, good times!

                        Remember the hourly connect charges, firing archie in the back ground, searching "veronica" using gopher, quickly saving anything that looked interesting for offline viewing.

                        Then (quickly) exiting gopher, by this time archie was hopefully done, zipping up the results, then launching "uqwk" for SOUP.. (when usenet was for actual conversations..)

                        If you were clever, you put all this in shell scripts with output redirected, so you could xfer files while waiting for processes to run.

                        typing:

                        sz files.zip

                        By the time files.zip were transferred over your 2400baud modem, the SOUP packet was ready...

                        sz soup.zip

                        Ah yes... and my favorite... ASCII PORN!!! hehehehehe
                        (If you're too young to remember: goo.gl/5BzDX )

                        Brings back old memories.. long distance rates, high connect charges, pulling my hair out (I had hair then..) trying to figure out how to exit 'vi'....

                        But honestly, if he thinks he was chatting with women.. he was sorely mistaken... hehehe
                        Last edited by unixmaid; 11-26-2011, 08:55 PM. Reason: Had to see if ascii porn still existed.
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                        • Barry-xlovecam
                          It's 42
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 18083

                          #13
                          in less than 20 years ... 2031?

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                          • B.Barnato
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 3618

                            #14
                            Being a Master of the Internet myself, I find your ridicule both unnecessary and offensive.

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                            • BIGTYMER
                              Junior Achiever
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 17066

                              #15
                              I'm on volume 3 now.

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                              • marlboroack
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jul 2010
                                • 9327

                                #16
                                Originally posted by B.Barnato
                                Being a Master of the Internet myself, I find your ridicule both unnecessary and offensive.

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                                • crockett
                                  in a van by the river
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 76818

                                  #17
                                  just fyi.. go to the uploaders channel and he has more..
                                  In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                  • Loki
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 4420

                                    #18
                                    "What's the temp in Dallas?"

                                    "And it only took TEN MINUTES!"

                                    Wow, I can not say I miss 'the old days'

                                    but come on people fess up.... which one of you is that guy????

                                    -Loki-
                                    MAKE MONEY WITH 3D TOONS!
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                                    • unixmaid
                                      Registered User
                                      • Nov 2011
                                      • 17

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Loki
                                      "What's the temp in Dallas?"

                                      "And it only took TEN MINUTES!"


                                      Establish connection ....

                                      Redial ATDT 123 555 1234
                                      BUSY
                                      ATDT 123 555 1234
                                      CONNECT 2400

                                      Login:
                                      Password:

                                      blah blah blah....
                                      $%!% (more phone-noise garbage)
                                      NO CARRIER

                                      By this time, it's been 8 minutes and you still haven't found the temperature... you could have called the time & temp service in Dallas by now....

                                      Yep.. the old days are MUCH better as a fond memory! hehehehehehe
                                      UNIX Geek / Software Design / Techie services
                                      Looking for a few good clients: http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1047303
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                                      • Double trouble
                                        So Fucking What?
                                        • Feb 2008
                                        • 22251

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Loki
                                        "What's the temp in Dallas?"

                                        "And it only took TEN MINUTES!"
                                        The best part

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                                        • Rochard
                                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                          • Dec 2001
                                          • 75762

                                          #21
                                          It's fake. The number is 800-555-DALE. Any number that starts with the prefix 555 brings you to directory assistance.
                                          Herschel Savage
                                          Brooklyn, NY

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                                          • B.Barnato
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Nov 2010
                                            • 3618

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Rochard
                                            It's fake.

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                                            • anexsia
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2010
                                              • 5735

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Rochard
                                              It's fake. The number is 800-555-DALE. Any number that starts with the prefix 555 brings you to directory assistance.
                                              way to kill the thread lol.

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                                              • bronco67
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Dec 2006
                                                • 29026

                                                #24
                                                Goddamn, don't you people have any sense of irony? That ad is fake and meant to be funny.
                                                Last edited by bronco67; 11-27-2011, 04:40 AM.

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                                                • Solace
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Nov 2011
                                                  • 995

                                                  #25
                                                  Who's Master Now

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