man "accidently" falls on air hose , piercing rectum

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  • SmokeyTheBear
    ►SouthOfHeaven
    • Jun 2004
    • 28609

    #1

    man "accidently" falls on air hose , piercing rectum

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110525/..._human_balloon

    A New Zealand truck driver said he blew up like a balloon when he fell onto the fitting of a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock and forced air into his body at 100 pounds a square inch.
    Steven McCormack was standing on his truck's foot plate Saturday when he slipped and fell, breaking a compressed air hose off an air reservoir that powered the truck's brakes.
    He fell hard onto the brass fitting, which pierced his left buttock and started pumping air into his body.
    "I felt the air rush into my body and I felt like it was going to explode from my foot," he told local media from his hospital bed in the town of Whakatane, on North Island's east coast.
    "I was blowing up like a football," he said. "I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon."
    McCormack's workmates heard his screams and ran to him, quickly releasing a safety valve to stop the air flow, said Robbie Petersen, co-owner of the trucking company.
    He was rushed to the hospital with terrible swelling and fluid in one lung. Doctors said the air had separated fat from muscle in McCormack's body, but had not entered his bloodstream.
    McCormack, 48, said his skin felt "like a pork roast" ? crackling on the outside but soft underneath.
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  • dyna mo
    just a fucking jerk
    • Dec 2008
    • 68184

    #2
    it was a one in a million shot!

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    • SmokeyTheBear
      ►SouthOfHeaven
      • Jun 2004
      • 28609

      #3
      Originally posted by dyna mo
      it was a one in a million shot!

      hatisblack at yahoo.com

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      • Elli
        Reach for those stars!
        • Apr 2003
        • 17991

        #4
        oh.my.god. Poor fellow. How do you tell that to your kids?
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        • dyna mo
          just a fucking jerk
          • Dec 2008
          • 68184

          #5
          Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
          i don't get it.

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          • Intrinsic
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2008
            • 1589

            #6
            a kid at my middle school died from that, a buddy put it up his bum as a joke and hit the air -_- i think they were both having a joke with it too, really sucks

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            • PornGreen
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2010
              • 554

              #7
              Originally posted by Intrinsic
              a kid at my middle school died from that, a buddy put it up his bum as a joke and hit the air -_- i think they were both having a joke with it too, really sucks
              this sound like myth

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              • twistyneck
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jan 2002
                • 4660

                #8
                Originally posted by PornGreen
                this sound like myth
                It's not a myth. Don't you remember the compressed-air-up-the-butt episode of Myth Busters?

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                • JFK
                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 67373

                  #9
                  Originally posted by twistyneck
                  It's not a myth. Don't you remember the compressed-air-up-the-butt episode of Myth Busters?
                  must of missed that one

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                  • 96ukssob
                    So Fucking Banananananas
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 12991

                    #10
                    should be more careful
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                    • kane
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 20684

                      #11
                      A friend of mine's wife is a nurse. When she was doing an ER rotation they had a woman come in with a shampoo bottle stuck up her pussy. She claimed she was in the shower and "fell" on it. It must have been a one in a million shot.

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                      • Rochard
                        Jägermeister Test Pilot
                        • Dec 2001
                        • 75733

                        #12
                        Holy shit. That's got to hurt.
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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38944

                          #13
                          True story. I was at the barbers yesterday, getting a hair cut.

                          I was waiting for the barber to do a small child's hair. The child had been brought in by his 'crooning' grandmother, who was watching her grandson get one of his first haircuts...

                          The story about the air-hose came on the radio... Both the barber, myself, and the grandmother were pissing ourselves laughing... Much to the confusion of the child getting a haircut !!!


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                          • brassmonkey
                            Pay It Forward
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 77396

                            #14
                            he's full of hot air
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                            • LeRoy
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                              • Jul 2007
                              • 13364

                              #15
                              Thats crazy!

                              One time I was surfing @ 54th St.

                              Good wave was starting the section off. One dude going right and I'm going left. I took the high road off the section and he took the low road.

                              When he came up. He was crying "your board went up my ass"

                              Sure enough he took it up the ass and it ripped his hole. Ambulance came and got him
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                              • kristin
                                GOO!
                                • Sep 2002
                                • 9768

                                #16
                                Damn ....
                                Vacares rules.

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                                • woj
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                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 47882

                                  #17
                                  sounds like fun
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                                  • brassmonkey
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                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 77396

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by LeRoy
                                    Thats crazy!

                                    One time I was surfing @ 54th St.

                                    Good wave was starting the section off. One dude going right and I'm going left. I took the high road off the section and he took the low road.

                                    When he came up. He was crying "your board went up my ass"

                                    Sure enough he took it up the ass and it ripped his hole. Ambulance came and got him
                                    i bet he's looking for your ass.
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                                    • SmokeyTheBear
                                      ►SouthOfHeaven
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 28609

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by dyna mo
                                      i don't get it.
                                      its the kid from home alone.. his "surprised" face is a classic image of shock , often posted in response to a shocking forum thread. the image i chose instead was the exact opposite.
                                      hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                      • beerptrol
                                        Confirmed Asshole
                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 12722

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Intrinsic
                                        a kid at my middle school died from that, a buddy put it up his bum as a joke and hit the air -_- i think they were both having a joke with it too, really sucks
                                        I hope they put the on 1000 Ways To Die
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                                        • Ryan_AFF
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                                          #21
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                                          • brassmonkey
                                            Pay It Forward
                                            • Sep 2005
                                            • 77396

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                            its the kid from home alone.. his "surprised" face is a classic image of shock , often posted in response to a shocking forum thread. the image i chose instead was the exact opposite.
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                                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                              Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 38323

                                              #23


                                              Actual guy, after deflating:



                                              Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

                                              Talking about getting hosed...

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                                              • Sarah_Jayne
                                                Now with more Jayne
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 40077

                                                #24
                                                That would have to hurt.

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                                                • GatorB
                                                  The Demon & 12clicks
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 18208

                                                  #25
                                                  OK the story says it went into his BUTTOCKS not his BUTTHOLE. Do you know the fucking difference?

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                                                  • SmokeyTheBear
                                                    ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                    • 28609

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by GatorB
                                                    OK the story says it went into his BUTTOCKS not his BUTTHOLE. Do you know the fucking difference?
                                                    no i often mistake the two.. actually i said rectum and the story says buttock which is quite different , but i assumed rectum .
                                                    hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 38323

                                                      #27


                                                      Rectum sounds funnier...

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                                                      • Seth Manson
                                                        Please dont fuck animals
                                                        • Jul 2010
                                                        • 3988

                                                        #28
                                                        I bet he can fart the national anthem

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                                                        • Socks
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2002
                                                          • 8475

                                                          #29
                                                          bootyballoon.com anyone?

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                                                          • tripxsteve
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Oct 2009
                                                            • 80

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                            I bet he can fart the national anthem

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                                                            • Spunky
                                                              I need a beer
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133986

                                                              #31
                                                              I bet he blew some huge farts

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                                                              • Wicked 1
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                • 188

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                True story. I was at the barbers yesterday, getting a hair cut.

                                                                I was waiting for the barber to do a small child's hair. The child had been brought in by his 'crooning' grandmother, who was watching her grandson get one of his first haircuts...

                                                                The story about the air-hose came on the radio... Both the barber, myself, and the grandmother were pissing ourselves laughing... Much to the confusion of the child getting a haircut !!!
                                                                Has CurrentlySober's account been hacked ?

                                                                Normally I'd expect him to say he cannot afford a haircut ?.

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                                                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                  Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                  • 38323

                                                                  #33


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                                                                  • xenigo
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                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                    • 8067

                                                                    #34
                                                                    The story specifically referenced "Left Buttock"... do you have a "left asshole"?

                                                                    Just wondering.

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                                                                    • zseano
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                                                                      • Dec 2010
                                                                      • 94

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


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                                                                      LOL!!

                                                                      Sounds rather painful... lol

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