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05-26-2011, 07:59 AM

Why the fuck do you run IN THE BIKE LANE GOING THE WRONG WAY?????

Someone please explain this to me.

There is a PICTURE OF A FUCKING BIKE ON THE GROUND AND AN ARROW:

Picture of bike = bicyclists.
Arrow = go this direction.

Does your runner's high make you unable to comprehend simple pictographs?

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05-26-2011, 08:02 AM

I think its funny how bikers think they have the right away over anything, including joggers and cars.

should go cars > bikes > joggers

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05-26-2011, 08:02 AM

so you can see oncoming traffic to jump the fuck out the way.......

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05-26-2011, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by DirtyDanza

so you can see oncoming traffic to jump the fuck out the way.......

So as a bicyclist I should ride into oncoming traffic?

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05-26-2011, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by bossku69

I think its funny how bikers think they have the right away over anything, including joggers and cars.

should go cars > bikes > joggers

Bike lane.

Picture of bike on ground.

If you are on bike, this is your lane.

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05-26-2011, 08:12 AM

so your saying all runners are the same and can't follow simple signs?

I run either on the side of the road facing traffic or on the right side of a path, never on a bike only path
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05-26-2011, 08:15 AM

Originally posted by Fucksakes

so your saying all runners are the same and can't follow simple signs?

I run either on the side of the road facing traffic or on the right side of a path, never on a bike only path

Yes, all runners. Every single one of you.

I usually ride my bike on short errands and in the last week I have been meaning to ask this about 50 times. Every single time I have been out this week I have been staring down some fool running directly at me and it's pissing me off.

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05-26-2011, 08:20 AM

annoys me too - i run on the sidewalk
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05-26-2011, 08:28 AM

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annoys me too - i run on the sidewalk

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05-26-2011, 08:41 AM

Yeah that's ridiculous. On the same hand, I hate bikes on the sidewalk or in crosswalks. I generally just push them over or out of my way and since only hippies ride bikes there's nothing they can do about it but cry.

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05-26-2011, 08:45 AM

I don't see a fitness enthusiast giving anything much of a thought ...

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05-26-2011, 08:46 AM

All those damn bikes in Holland piss me off BIG time !!!

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05-26-2011, 08:53 AM

Originally posted by WarChild

Yeah that's ridiculous. On the same hand, I hate bikes on the sidewalk or in crosswalks. I generally just push them over or out of my way and since only hippies ride bikes there's nothing they can do about it but cry.

I don't ride on the sidewalk or in the crosswalk...they fucking have WALK right in the fucking name.

You can try to push me over if you want tho, I'm not a hippie, I'm a fat man with rage issues and a 14 lb lock on a chain.

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05-26-2011, 08:53 AM

I jog on the sidewalk. Kinda off the subject, but I hated it when drive up to Tahoe on the smallest, most windy road possible and damn bicyclists take up half the road. there is no getting around them, and if you try you end up almost having a head on with the oncoming traffic. they should have their own paths or not be able to use the roads!

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05-26-2011, 08:57 AM

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I jog on the sidewalk.

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05-26-2011, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by bossku69

I think its funny how bikers think they have the right away over anything, including joggers and cars.

should go cars > bikes > joggers

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05-26-2011, 09:04 AM

I run daily. I don't run on the side of the road. I run around a lake.

Also, why would a jogger use a bike lane? Wouldn't you use the sidewalk in this case?

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05-26-2011, 09:13 AM

in that case...

why does every bike rider think he can avoid these simple signs, are they to hard to see, is it not common sense? ill run your mother fuckers over ;)
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05-26-2011, 09:22 AM

Originally posted by Rochard

Also, why would a jogger use a bike lane? Wouldn't you use the sidewalk in this case?

This is what I am asking, yes.

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05-26-2011, 10:30 AM

Why don't you ask some of the ones that actually get in your way?

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05-26-2011, 11:52 AM

Originally posted by ottopottomouse

Why don't you ask some of the ones that actually get in your way?

I'm too busy cursing them.

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05-26-2011, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by jimmy-3-way

This is what I am asking, yes.

People on bikes are idiots. Out on the main road to get to the freeway you have to make a right hand turn onto another street, which forces cars through the bike lane. Last month a biker got badly mauled because a car crossed this bike lane. It doesn't make sense to me at all - Why would a biker have the right of way? Easier to stop a slow moving bike than it is a car making a right hand turn at 30mph.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a biker too. I tend to stay on local trails; I can get nearly anywhere in town via trails. When there isn't a trail I use the sidewalk; It's common sense - I don't want cars flying past me at 40mph five feet away from me.

As a sidenote.... They are building a fourteen mile bypass around my home town here, which should open up next year. Every weekend I explore it on my bike. The bridges are up, but the roads aren't paved yet, so it's fun on the bike.

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05-26-2011, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by Rochard

People on bikes are idiots.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a biker too.

I think this speaks for itself.

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05-26-2011, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by Rochard

Don't get me wrong, I'm a biker too. I tend to stay on local trails. When there isn't a trail I use the sidewalk; It's common sense -

It amazes me how uncommon 'common sense' is.

Sidewalk has 'walk' right in the motherfucking name. It's the SIDE where you WALK.

Are you walking when you ride a bike? No. Is it called the sideride? No.

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05-26-2011, 04:01 PM

I run on a treadmill while in the city, no need to pollute my lungs any more than necessary. Then again I'm not a hardcore runner/jogger.

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05-26-2011, 04:07 PM

I run on the beach, where there are no bikes or cars. The only thing I need to avoid is scantly clad women.
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05-26-2011, 08:41 PM

I don't run on the streets,Charley will hit and run

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05-26-2011, 09:07 PM

Well back in the day you were supposed to ride with traffic. Now to explain to you i think that trail is for the Bikes. So the Arrow is pointing down the bikers path. Totally legal. But if they had it the way people ride today going against traffic that would be illegal.

Who fucking cares, i go facing traffic so i can see who hit me if i got hit then sue the shit out of them and have a bit more information about him if he pulled a hit and run kinda thing. Nuh uh, not with marlboroack will he pull some fucked up shit like that.
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05-26-2011, 09:11 PM

i run against the flow of traffic to see whats coming my way. in florida it was seniors in buicks swerwing into the shoulder, in the islands its scooter/moto dodging. either way you want to see whats coming and not have ur back to any kind of traffic

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05-26-2011, 09:17 PM

I'm a bike. Deal with it.

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