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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    Superbowl

    who's playing in it, and when is it and where? Will it be on TV? If so, which channel?
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  • Chong
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    • Aug 2002
    • 1584

    #2
    you're kidding right?

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    • Amputate Your Head
      There can be only one
      • Aug 2001
      • 39075

      #3
      Originally posted by Chong
      you're kidding right?
      no... I'm not. But I'm interested in watching it. I know fuck all about sports.
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      • -=HOAX=-
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2001
        • 4365

        #4
        Raiders Buccaneers in San Diego...

        I'll be bass fishing while I watch the game on a 13" portable on a new bass boat in the Delta with a live well full of sam adams...

        GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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        • Joe Sixpack
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2002
          • 3793

          #5
          BORING!

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          • -=HOAX=-
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2001
            • 4365

            #6
            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

            no... I'm not. But I'm interested in watching it. I know fuck all about sports.

            Just root for the Raiders and all will be well ampiezza...
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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075

              #7
              so, does the winner then go on to play another game then? What's it, the ProBowl or something?
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              • -=HOAX=-
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                • Dec 2001
                • 4365

                #8
                Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
                BORING!

                Shut yer fucking aussie trap you god forsaken koala fucker...
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                • -=HOAX=-
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 4365

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                  so, does the winner then go on to play another game then? What's it, the ProBowl or something?

                  You must be mildly retarded...
                  Last edited by -=HOAX=-; 01-24-2003, 03:23 PM.
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                  • Amputate Your Head
                    There can be only one
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 39075

                    #10
                    Originally posted by -=HOAX=-



                    You must be mildly reatarded...
                    I probably am...

                    but I don't watch sports at all.... never have. Except maybe some surfing... few minutes of golf...
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                    • Amputate Your Head
                      There can be only one
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 39075

                      #11
                      got some friends here this week that are bent on watching this thing though, so I'm trying to get me the quick GFY crash course on the whole thing here before the "big game" so I don't look like a complete idiot when it's on.

                      What's the appropriate response for when they score... yelling, dancing, or just a low key high five or something?
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                      • Alky
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                        • Apr 2002
                        • 5651

                        #12
                        you crack me up amp

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                        • completetosser
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                          • Jan 2003
                          • 1419

                          #13
                          What's the appropriate response for when they score
                          Give them all a big sloppy kiss

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                          • Amputate Your Head
                            There can be only one
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 39075

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Alky
                            you crack me up amp
                            lol... truth is always funnier than fiction. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried bro.....
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                            • freeadultcontent
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                              • Oct 2002
                              • 9976

                              #15
                              haha,

                              Umm response huh, well ass grabbing, hugging and other forms of male bonding (yeah thats what its called) seems to be acceptable.

                              Simple crash course.

                              Any foul against the raiders will be biased. Always mention that, your friends will think you know your shit.

                              Practice saying Damn did you see that, and hey bud can I get you another beer? And you will be fine.

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                              • -=HOAX=-
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2001
                                • 4365

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                got some friends here this week that are bent on watching this thing though, so I'm trying to get me the quick GFY crash course on the whole thing here before the "big game" so I don't look like a complete idiot when it's on.

                                What's the appropriate response for when they score... yelling, dancing, or just a low key high five or something?
                                Smash your beer bottle over your head, then climb up on the coffee table and promptly squat and crap in the snack dish. Yell "GO RAIDERS" between grunts...
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                                • RATBOY
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 1592

                                  #17
                                  When I was a PFC in the Marines my sergeant quietly asked me who won the presidential election... a full month and a half after the results. Busy people miss out on the rest of the world. I must have been a slacker at the time, it only took me 3 weeks before I realized there was going to be a new president and I didn't know who and asked my roomate. He didn't know either. It was like the fucking twilight zone where we all realized the air wing was sucking the life out of us all.

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                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                    There can be only one
                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 39075

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                    haha,

                                    Umm response huh, well ass grabbing, hugging and other forms of male bonding (yeah thats what its called) seems to be acceptable.

                                    Simple crash course.

                                    Any foul against the raiders will be biased. Always mention that, your friends will think you know your shit.

                                    Practice saying Damn did you see that, and hey bud can I get you another beer? And you will be fine.
                                    cool..... good stuff, good stuff... I'm printing this out.
                                    Hey, also, there will be a couple chicks here watching too.... any special instructions for better integrating them into this festive event?

                                    and how about snacks or food... clams and some french bread with white wine okay?
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                                    • cherrylula
                                      lol
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 15969

                                      #19
                                      I prefer to smoke a superbowl.

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                                      • freeadultcontent
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 9976

                                        #20
                                        Now if your being serious. Something tells me you just might be, and know nothing about football.

                                        Superbowl, last game of the year that matters, they do not go on to play others, Winner gets the glory.

                                        Teams try to score either with a touchdown or fieldgoal. You get four downs (plays) to attempt to score or get 10 yards. If you get 10 yards your downs restart at 1 again and so on until you score or decide to punt.

                                        Punts happen when the team with the ball feels it can not kick a field goal on the fouth down, so instead they kick the ball to the other team.

                                        Touchdowns occure when the team crosses the goal line with the ball. Field goals happen when the team kicks it through the upright big yellow Y.


                                        After a touchdown the team can try to kick an extra point (through the big yellow y) or try for 2 points by doing another single play to get past the goal line. Kicking an extra point is worth 1.

                                        Touchdowns are worth 6. Fieldgoals worth 3. Extra point worth 1 unless they go for 2.


                                        Side note of interest. The couch for the bucs (guys not in black) used to be the coach for the raiders (guys in black) last year.
                                        Bucs have the number 1 defense in the league, Raiders have the number 1 offense. The old guy in the booth with the sunglasses is Al Davis, he owns the raiders. The quarterback for the Raiders is Gannon, he is the league MVP (most valuable player).

                                        That should get you through the game.

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                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                          There can be only one
                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 39075

                                          #21
                                          awesome.... i didn't actually read all that, (sports bore the hell outta me) but I'll make a cheat sheet for later.... thanks man....

                                          hey, also... someone just mentioned something about a sports bar.... is it better to do this at a sports bar or at home you think? How long is this thing? An hour or two? It's on Saturday right?
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                                          • -=HOAX=-
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                                            • Dec 2001
                                            • 4365

                                            #22
                                            Dude...trust me...do the crap thing...
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                                            • galleryseek
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                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 8234

                                              #23
                                              g'damn i just learned a lot

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                                              • freeadultcontent
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 9976

                                                #24
                                                Do it at home.

                                                Food is up to you, tons of small things that can be held in the hands. Hotwings, nachos, chips, dip, buffet stuff.

                                                Drinks, umm wine if you like it, soda, beer are best bet.

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                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                  There can be only one
                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 39075

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                                  Do it at home.

                                                  Food is up to you, tons of small things that can be held in the hands. Hotwings, nachos, chips, dip, buffet stuff.

                                                  Drinks, umm wine if you like it, soda, beer are best bet.
                                                  cool.... I'll just open up the bar then.... I got booze of many flavors.
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                                                  • -=HOAX=-
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                    • 4365

                                                    #26
                                                    Seriously, what better way to show your support for your favorite team and or your love for a great american sport, than crapping in the bean dip...
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                                                    • -=HOAX=-
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 4365

                                                      #27
                                                      Before we let this thread drop could someone please validate my whole crapping in the bean dip thing...

                                                      Something Like, "HAHAHAHAHA" or "LOL" or even just a smiley...
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                                                      • freeadultcontent
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                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 9976

                                                        #28
                                                        its not funny if you have eaten at taco bell before.

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                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                          There can be only one
                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                          • 39075

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
                                                          Seriously, what better way to show your support for your favorite team and or your love for a great american sport, than crapping in the bean dip...
                                                          I'll definately give it a shot...
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                                                          • EpcCsh_PD
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                            • 186

                                                            #30
                                                            this is proof he is a peepee puffer.

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                                                            • stanton
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 2640

                                                              #31
                                                              30!!!

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