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05-18-2011, 12:21 PM
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So I was at the gym just now and this chick had a perfect round ass...
HOWEVER... her tshirt had a biblical passage on it. So I was aroused and repulsed at the same time.
Then I thought... why the fuck would she need to be at the gym when the rapture is happening on Saturday? Is it because she wants to look good for "god" or what? I dunno... I'd be saying good bye to all my non-believer friends right now and doing everything I possibly could on my bucket list if I was religious. *sigh* but that of course involves logic... 
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05-18-2011, 12:22 PM
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well i'd venture to say the majority of religious people don't believe the world is going to end on saturday. just a guess though.
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05-18-2011, 12:22 PM
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i'm pretty sure its only a small section of christians that believe the may 21st ridiculousness...
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05-18-2011, 12:23 PM
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MAN!!! no pics?
 That's a pretty weird workout shirt though...
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05-18-2011, 12:23 PM
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rapture \o\ \o/ /o/
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05-18-2011, 12:31 PM
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Taking pics at the gym = creepy
<---------- not creepy
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05-18-2011, 12:33 PM
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05-18-2011, 12:36 PM
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That is to keep you from trying to talk to her (ass).
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05-18-2011, 12:50 PM
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Jay think about it. She's wearing that shirt at the gym making it her workout shirt. Its obvious a) she doesn't care about the shirt and b) trying to ward off people afraid of Jesus and damnation to come talk to her. Perfect way for her to get men to think twice about talking to her.
You shoulda been like "Yo yo yo, what's up my Christian! Couldn't help notice you keeping that booty of yours all nice and tight for the rapture this Saturday. Tells ya what, lets you and me make our own rapture right now"
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05-18-2011, 12:56 PM
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What exactly did the T-shirt say?
I wouldn't call something like " This body wasn't God given " a biblical passage  |
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05-18-2011, 01:03 PM
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My ass.....
wife says i have fried eggs for tits and a skillet ass...nice eh? Good thing the gays can't marry in AZ sorry Jay, not hijackin your thread- kisses, -L
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05-18-2011, 01:19 PM
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I could only see the last part of it... and it was from the Philistines or something like that. Her luscious dark flowing hair covered up the majority of the passage on her back.
I think a clever line would have been... "mind if I rapture on your passage"?
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05-18-2011, 02:29 PM
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05-18-2011, 02:35 PM
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tell her you love Jesus, then by her own religious vows she has to chat and be friendly with you
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05-18-2011, 02:46 PM
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05-18-2011, 02:48 PM
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Pics or it didnt happen!
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05-18-2011, 02:49 PM
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05-18-2011, 02:51 PM
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05-18-2011, 03:27 PM
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It's hard to talk to girls @ the gym because they're always wearing ear phones.
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05-18-2011, 03:38 PM
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She will not be spared that's for sure ...
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05-18-2011, 03:41 PM
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05-18-2011, 03:41 PM
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05-18-2011, 03:43 PM
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05-18-2011, 03:49 PM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Good way to save yourself from getting bothered i suppose.
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05-18-2011, 03:55 PM
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Just go up to her and say,"I have seen you in here a few times and I think you have a beautiful smile. I saw your shirt and understand that you are religious and I would respect that so I will only fuck you in the ass this way you can save the rest for your wedding day."
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05-18-2011, 03:55 PM
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Picture, bro.
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05-18-2011, 03:56 PM
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BTW when the fuck are you coming out here...
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05-18-2011, 04:07 PM
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Seeing how many more people can ask for pics...
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05-18-2011, 07:08 PM
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What do you mean by "perfect round ass"?
Perfect circle or ellipse?   |
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05-18-2011, 07:09 PM
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tap her ass!
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05-18-2011, 07:14 PM
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If the world is ending on Saturday, at least I'm going out with a kickass Rammstein concert on Friday night in LA!
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05-18-2011, 10:54 PM
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Christian girls are easy.
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05-18-2011, 11:16 PM
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Not to worry LAJ, I'll bet she didn't even notice you.
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05-19-2011, 12:15 AM
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you're just gona have sloppy seconds, as I've already had sex with her in my mind
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05-19-2011, 12:25 AM
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Pictures or it didn't happen!!
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05-19-2011, 04:49 AM
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This thread is useless without pictures.
And dont post the ones from you being in that hot tub with all the bears either Jay.
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05-19-2011, 05:58 AM
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A tshirt doesn't make you religious. I have a bad religion sticker on my car (Xed out cross) - I'm not a satanist, I like punk. Maybe she has a sense of humor.
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