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  • LAJ
    Gingerific
    • Jun 2001
    • 5567
    #1

    So I was at the gym just now and this chick had a perfect round ass...

    HOWEVER... her tshirt had a biblical passage on it. So I was aroused and repulsed at the same time.

    Then I thought... why the fuck would she need to be at the gym when the rapture is happening on Saturday? Is it because she wants to look good for "god" or what?

    I dunno... I'd be saying good bye to all my non-believer friends right now and doing everything I possibly could on my bucket list if I was religious.

    *sigh* but that of course involves logic...
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    • BlackCrayon
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jun 2003
      • 19634
      #2
      well i'd venture to say the majority of religious people don't believe the world is going to end on saturday. just a guess though.
      you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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        • PR_Glen
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          • Oct 2006
          • 9058
          #3
          i'm pretty sure its only a small section of christians that believe the may 21st ridiculousness...
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            • KickAssJesse
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              • Jul 2008
              • 942
              #4
              MAN!!! no pics?
              That's a pretty weird workout shirt though...

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                • Intrinsic
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                  • Jun 2008
                  • 1589
                  #5
                  rapture \o\ \o/ /o/

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                    • LAJ
                      Gingerific
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 5567
                      #6
                      Taking pics at the gym = creepy


                      <---------- not creepy
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                        • 96ukssob
                          So Fucking Banananananas
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 12991
                          #7
                          Originally posted by LAJ
                          Taking pics at the gym = creepy


                          <---------- not creepy
                          bullshit! I hide cameras all over the gym
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                            • V_RocKs
                              Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 32449
                              #8
                              That is to keep you from trying to talk to her (ass).

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                                • Ravage
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                                  • Mar 2007
                                  • 2242
                                  #9
                                  Jay think about it. She's wearing that shirt at the gym making it her workout shirt. Its obvious a) she doesn't care about the shirt and b) trying to ward off people afraid of Jesus and damnation to come talk to her. Perfect way for her to get men to think twice about talking to her.

                                  You shoulda been like "Yo yo yo, what's up my Christian! Couldn't help notice you keeping that booty of yours all nice and tight for the rapture this Saturday. Tells ya what, lets you and me make our own rapture right now"
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                                    • justinsain
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                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 3374
                                      #10
                                      What exactly did the T-shirt say?

                                      I wouldn't call something like " This body wasn't God given " a biblical passage

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                                        • Topbuxom Lea
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                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 1313
                                          #11
                                          My ass.....



                                          wife says i have fried eggs for tits and a skillet ass...nice eh? Good thing the gays can't marry in AZ

                                          sorry Jay, not hijackin your thread-
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                                            • LAJ
                                              Gingerific
                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 5567
                                              #12
                                              I could only see the last part of it... and it was from the Philistines or something like that. Her luscious dark flowing hair covered up the majority of the passage on her back.

                                              I think a clever line would have been... "mind if I rapture on your passage"?
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                                                • marcop
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                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 4150
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by LAJ
                                                  Then I thought... why the fuck would she need to be at the gym when the rapture is happening on Saturday? Is it because she wants to look good for "god" or what?

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                                                    • cam_girls
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2009
                                                      • 2968
                                                      #14
                                                      tell her you love Jesus, then by her own religious vows she has to chat and be friendly with you

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                                                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                          • Jul 2004
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                                                          #15


                                                          Amen...

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                                                            • ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2011
                                                              • 1241
                                                              #16
                                                              Pics or it didnt happen!

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                                                                • LAJ
                                                                  Gingerific
                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 5567
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by cam_girls
                                                                  tell her you love Jesus, then by her own religious vows she has to chat and be friendly with you
                                                                  That wouldn't be a lie either... Great tex mex hole in the wall place nearby and one of the bartenders is Jesus. I don't love him, but he is a cool dude...
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                                                                    • biskoppen
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                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 5809
                                                                      #18
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                                                                        • SomeCreep
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                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                          • 26118
                                                                          #19
                                                                          It's hard to talk to girls @ the gym because they're always wearing ear phones.

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                                                                            • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                              • 94733
                                                                              #20
                                                                              She will not be spared that's for sure ...

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                                                                                • Rochard
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                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                  • 75733
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by LAJ
                                                                                  So I was aroused and repulsed at the same time....
                                                                                  But that's normal for you is it not?
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                                                                                    • jimmy-3-way
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                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                      • 3861
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by LAJ
                                                                                      Taking pics at the gym = creepy


                                                                                      <---------- not creepy
                                                                                      Keep telling yourself that, amigo.
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                                                                                        • jimmy-3-way
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                                          • 3861
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Adult Rental Chris
                                                                                          Jay think about it. She's wearing that shirt at the gym making it her workout shirt. Its obvious a) she doesn't care about the shirt and b) trying to ward off people afraid of Jesus and damnation to come talk to her. Perfect way for her to get men to think twice about talking to her.

                                                                                          You shoulda been like "Yo yo yo, what's up my Christian! Couldn't help notice you keeping that booty of yours all nice and tight for the rapture this Saturday. Tells ya what, lets you and me make our own rapture right now"
                                                                                          Respect, pimp!
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                                                                                            • ottopottomouse
                                                                                              She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                                                              • Jan 2010
                                                                                              • 13177
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Good way to save yourself from getting bothered i suppose.
                                                                                              ↑ see post ↑
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                                                                                                • kane
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                  • 20684
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Just go up to her and say,"I have seen you in here a few times and I think you have a beautiful smile. I saw your shirt and understand that you are religious and I would respect that so I will only fuck you in the ass this way you can save the rest for your wedding day."

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                                                                                                    • marlboroack
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Jul 2010
                                                                                                      • 9327
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Picture, bro.

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                                                                                                        • kristin
                                                                                                          GOO!
                                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                                          • 9768
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by LAJ
                                                                                                          Taking pics at the gym = creepy


                                                                                                          <---------- not creepy
                                                                                                          LOL, this post made me laugh. LOL.
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                                                                                                            • LAJ
                                                                                                              Gingerific
                                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                                              • 5567
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                                                                                                              Keep telling yourself that, amigo.
                                                                                                              Lick me.

                                                                                                              BTW when the fuck are you coming out here...
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                                                                                                                • LAJ
                                                                                                                  Gingerific
                                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                  • 5567
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Seeing how many more people can ask for pics...
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                                                                                                                    • jimmy-3-way
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                                                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                      • 3861
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by LAJ
                                                                                                                      Lick me.

                                                                                                                      BTW when the fuck are you coming out here...
                                                                                                                      T minus...13 months. LOL.
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                                                                                                                        • jimmy-3-way
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                                                                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                          • 3861
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by LAJ
                                                                                                                          Seeing how many more people can ask for pics...
                                                                                                                          Pics or STFU.
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                                                                                                                            • cam_girls
                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                              • Apr 2009
                                                                                                                              • 2968
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              What do you mean by "perfect round ass"?

                                                                                                                              Perfect circle or ellipse?





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                                                                                                                                • adultchatpay
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                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2008
                                                                                                                                  • 8785
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  tap her ass!

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                                                                                                                                    • Redrob
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                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 4791
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      If the world is ending on Saturday, at least I'm going out with a kickass Rammstein concert on Friday night in LA!

                                                                                                                                      Du Hast, MF!

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                                                                                                                                        • Chosen
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                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 63151
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by ThatOtherGuy
                                                                                                                                          Pics or it didnt happen!
                                                                                                                                          What he said

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                                                                                                                                            • eroticsexxx
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                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                              • 3133
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Christian girls are easy.

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                                                                                                                                                • glowlite
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                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 366
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Not to worry LAJ, I'll bet she didn't even notice you.

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                                                                                                                                                    • SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 41470
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      you're just gona have sloppy seconds, as I've already had sex with her in my mind
                                                                                                                                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                                                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                                                                                        • Double trouble
                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking What?
                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                                                                                                                          • 22251
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Pictures or it didn't happen!!

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                                                                                                                                                            • GonZo
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 3180
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              This thread is useless without pictures.

                                                                                                                                                              And dont post the ones from you being in that hot tub with all the bears either Jay.
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                                                                                                                                                                • adultzone
                                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                  • 1499
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by GonZo
                                                                                                                                                                  This thread is useless without pictures.

                                                                                                                                                                  And dont post the ones from you being in that hot tub with all the bears either Jay.
                                                                                                                                                                  Agree with you.

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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Cyndalie
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          A tshirt doesn't make you religious. I have a bad religion sticker on my car (Xed out cross) - I'm not a satanist, I like punk. Maybe she has a sense of humor.
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