Why cant stephen hawking jump?

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  • Jack Sparrow
    Almost goners..
    • May 2008
    • 11420

    #1

    Why cant stephen hawking jump?

    Because he is white.
  • ottopottomouse
    She is ugly, bad luck.
    • Jan 2010
    • 13177

    #2
    I've been trying to ring him all week but he's never fucking in. All I ever get is an automated answer.
    ↑ see post ↑
    13101

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    • HardlinkSells
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2010
      • 991

      #3
      Man I think my phone is broken. All I hear is a bunch of beeps when I talk to him.

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      • alias
        aliasx
        • Apr 2001
        • 19010

        #4
        He quantum jumps.
        https://porncorporation.com

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        • marlboroack
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2010
          • 9327

          #5
          LOL Los hombres blancos no saben saltar.

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          • CaptainHowdy
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 94727

            #6
            The guy leaps ...

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            • pornsprite
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2009
              • 1643

              #7
              Because he hasn't found aliens with better tech than humans.
              Go Fuck Yourself

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              • Jack Sparrow
                Almost goners..
                • May 2008
                • 11420

                #8
                Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                The guy is on a roll ...
                Fixed it for ya.

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                • Caligari
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 5414

                  #9
                  Har har Jack Sparrow yee will walk the plank for that one arrrrrrr....
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                  • charlie g
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 2759

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jack Sparrow
                    Because he is white.











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