Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says

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  • AdultKing
    Raise Your Weapon
    • Jun 2003
    • 15601

    #1

    Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says

    CORUSCANT ? Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.

    In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that ?justice has been done? as he disclosed that agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi resisted and was cut down by Lord Vader's own lightsaber. He was later dumped out of an airlock.

    The news touched off an extraordinary outpouring of emotion as crowds gathered in the Senate District and outside the Imperial Palace, waving imperial flags, cheering, shouting, laughing and chanting, ?Hail to the Emperor! Hail Lord Vader!? In the alien protection zone, crowds sang ?The Ten Thousand Year Empire.? Throughout the Sah'c district, airspeeder drivers honked horns deep into the night.

    Read more at www.galacticempiretimes.com
  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
    Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
    • Jul 2004
    • 38323

    #2


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    • brassmonkey
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      • Sep 2005
      • 77396

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      • V_RocKs
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        • Nov 2003
        • 32449

        #4
        Damn! Never thought they'd catch him!

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        • mikesinner
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          • Nov 2005
          • 5646

          #5
          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


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          • Zorgman
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            • Aug 2002
            • 6103

            #6
            Originally posted by mikesinner
            Dude, that's incest.
            He's just playing with his Daughter.
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            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
              Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
              • Jul 2004
              • 38323

              #7
              Originally posted by mikesinner
              Dude, that's incest.
              That Skywalker clan is a bunch of spacebillies...



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              • helterskelter808
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                • Sep 2010
                • 3405

                #8
                But did he have any porn?

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                • seeandsee
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                  • Mar 2006
                  • 50945

                  #9
                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                  That Skywalker clan is a bunch of spacebillies...



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                  • Coup
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                    • Apr 2010
                    • 9931

                    #10
                    Death Star was an inside job

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                    • shade001
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2006
                      • 396

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Coup
                      Death Star was an inside job
                      Do you think the plans for the Death Star fell into the hands of the Rebellion by accident?

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                      • AdultKing
                        Raise Your Weapon
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 15601

                        #12
                        "Whether you're glad he's dead or not, at least they've quit talking about that stupid royal wedding on Naboo. How is that sh*t newsworthy?! Bunch of rich people playing dress up while our troopers are dying. Though the new queen's sister is HOT. "

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                        • Scott McD
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 67798

                          #13
                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


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