14 Luxury Sex Toys for the Extremely Rich

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    • Nov 2003
    • 32189
    #1

    14 Luxury Sex Toys for the Extremely Rich

    lollll @ http://www.cracked.com/article_19488...ch-creepy.html
    At first blush, this is just an 18-karat-gold-plated door handle. Then you read the description, "gentleman's pleasure object," and realize it's made to go up your butthole.


    Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_19488...ch-creepy.html
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    • DVTimes
      xxx
      • Jun 2003
      • 31650
      #2
      this is a new uk site:

      www.goldsextoys.co.uk
      XXX

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        • thickcash_amo
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          • Sep 2009
          • 3847
          #3
          Diamond encrusted vibrator? What happens when you realize you've lost a stone??

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            • Phoenix
              BACON BACON BACON
              • Nov 2002
              • 35475
              #4
              what...if i was bill gates rich id just keep a harem

              who needs sex toys

              you could have the real thing
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                • PromoterX
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 949
                  #5
                  When your paying 5-50 grand for a hooker... these toys are chump change... and you only gotta buy it once!

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                    • garce
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 7103
                      #6
                      Originally posted by DVTimes
                      this is a new uk site:

                      www.goldsextoys.co.uk
                      Hurray for you and the U.K! Why would you possibly think that size=7 is a good choice to reply to a post unless weren't a completely useless, attention whoring, spam wanker.

                      Fuck Off

                      My size=8 beats your size=7, so I win. Fuck off.

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                        • epitome
                          So Fucking Lame
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 12156
                          #7
                          Originally posted by garce
                          Hurray for you and the U.K! Why would you possibly think that size=7 is a good choice to reply to a post unless weren't a completely useless, attention whoring, spam wanker.

                          Fuck Off

                          My size=8 beats your size=7, so I win. Fuck off.
                          I see that you're feeling better. Welcome back.

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                            • ilnjscb
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8957
                              #8
                              "This "unicorn" butt plug is made with an actual horse's mane, providing you maximum realism when you feel like lodging a shaft of solid silver in your rectum to role play as a mythological creature. Unlike your average butt plug, this is a product "inspired by human science and spirituality fused with lust for the finer things in life," which we assume means it was made by the world's finest butt plug scientists in their state-of-the-art butt plug laboratories. We wonder what they tell their children they do at work all day?"

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                                • $5 submissions
                                  I help you SUCCEED
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 32189
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by ilnjscb
                                  "This "unicorn" butt plug is made with an actual horse's mane, providing you maximum realism when you feel like lodging a shaft of solid silver in your rectum to role play as a mythological creature. Unlike your average butt plug, this is a product "inspired by human science and spirituality fused with lust for the finer things in life," which we assume means it was made by the world's finest butt plug scientists in their state-of-the-art butt plug laboratories. We wonder what they tell their children they do at work all day?"

                                  lol @ genuine horse "components"

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                                    • Lykos
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 31027
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Phoenix
                                      what...if i was bill gates rich id just keep a harem

                                      who needs sex toys

                                      you could have the real thing
                                      I would do just the same

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