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|  05-11-2011, 10:22 AM | #1 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role:  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Narnia 
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				 |  An Automated Blowjob Machine? | 
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|  05-11-2011, 10:25 AM | #2 | 
| Gingerific Industry Role:  Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Austin 
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				 | Jesus... every hotel should have one of those. 
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|  05-11-2011, 10:26 AM | #3 | 
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				 |    wow that is awesome 
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|  05-11-2011, 10:29 AM | #4 | 
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				 | looks great ..   | 
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|  05-11-2011, 10:29 AM | #5 | 
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				 | Would you stick yours in them?     
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|  05-11-2011, 10:32 AM | #6 | 
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				 | i want one., fuck me., this is fucking awesome., | 
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|  05-11-2011, 10:32 AM | #7 | 
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				 | Make it fit into a real doll, put the whores out of biz. 
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|  05-11-2011, 10:35 AM | #8 | 
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				 | Can you speed it up ? | 
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|  05-11-2011, 10:36 AM | #9 | 
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				 | Well of course they would need to come with assurance that they are sterilized. But also, it should be up to each individual to bring their own insert... 
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|  05-11-2011, 10:39 AM | #10 | 
| I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL 
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|  05-11-2011, 10:40 AM | #11 | 
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|  05-11-2011, 11:06 AM | #12 | 
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				 | Well, that does it. I now have absolutely no reason to ever leave the house again. | 
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|  05-11-2011, 11:16 AM | #13 | 
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				 | where can i buy one ? | 
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|  05-11-2011, 11:22 AM | #14 | 
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				 | okie i got it., here u can buy one ., http://www.jiahuamedical.com/sdp/112...collector.html just sent an enquiry about price and shipping cost, will let u guys know .. thanks | 
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|  05-11-2011, 11:55 AM | #15 | 
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				 | this thing must be made in Japan 
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|  05-11-2011, 12:14 PM | #16 | 
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				 | Just slightly to the wrong side of scary. | 
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|  05-11-2011, 12:24 PM | #17 | 
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				 | Is that a TV on the top or a video game.. | 
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|  05-11-2011, 12:33 PM | #18 | 
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				 | those asians always come up with the coolest shit   
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|  05-11-2011, 01:17 PM | #19 | 
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				 | I like the ad that came up for pool pump supplies. lol | 
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|  05-11-2011, 01:19 PM | #20 | 
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				 | I want one.... | 
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|  05-11-2011, 01:47 PM | #22 | 
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|  05-11-2011, 01:50 PM | #23 | 
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				 | Looks like it made in hong kong. | 
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|  05-11-2011, 02:25 PM | #24 | 
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|  05-11-2011, 02:31 PM | #25 | 
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				 | haha WTF.. 
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|  05-11-2011, 03:49 PM | #26 | 
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				 | if those dials are speed and suction control I'm buying one!   | 
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|  05-11-2011, 03:53 PM | #27 | 
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				 | SF Holiday Inn for the show ?   
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|  05-11-2011, 04:07 PM | #28 | 
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				 | Bionic pussy . | 
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|  05-11-2011, 05:49 PM | #29 | 
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				 | Eventually when the lesbians take over we'll all be strapped to these pumping out baby batter. ;( 
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|  05-11-2011, 06:02 PM | #30 | 
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				 | The straight version comes with Angelina Jolie lips, the gay model has Mick Jagger lips. | 
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|  05-13-2011, 07:29 AM | #31 | 
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|  05-13-2011, 08:25 AM | #32 | 
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				 | The automated sperm donation machine is interesting. The bull is painted a pleasant color. 
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|  05-13-2011, 08:33 AM | #33 | 
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				 | That can't be healthy ... 
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|  05-13-2011, 09:00 AM | #34 | 
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|  05-13-2011, 09:17 AM | #35 | 
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				 | coming soon to a sperm donor center near you. 
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|  05-13-2011, 09:27 AM | #36 | 
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				 | cost of the machine vs cost of being married.... hmmmmm bet the machine pays for itself in a couple months... good ROI | 
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|  05-13-2011, 09:33 AM | #37 | 
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				 | No contest really !!!!!!    | 
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|  05-13-2011, 09:37 AM | #38 | 
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				 | at least it also has a flat screen to rest your beer 
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|  05-13-2011, 11:28 AM | #39 | |
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|  05-13-2011, 11:38 AM | #40 | 
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				 | Ordered!!!  That's going in the bathroom. | 
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|  05-13-2011, 11:47 AM | #41 | 
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|  05-13-2011, 11:53 AM | #42 | 
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				 | nothing beats a heartbeat in your partner! 
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|  05-14-2011, 01:59 AM | #43 | 
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				 | Paul Hogan uses one instead of a fleshlight     | 
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|  05-14-2011, 02:15 AM | #44 | 
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				 | Just add Fleshlight!  | 
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|  05-14-2011, 06:18 AM | #45 | 
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				 | they have something like that in thailand. they call them bar girls. | 
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|  05-20-2011, 05:30 AM | #46 | 
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				 | Love is in the air...  | 
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|  05-20-2011, 06:30 AM | #47 | 
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				 | any affiliate program?   ) 
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|  05-20-2011, 06:33 AM | #48 | 
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				 | not bad.. costs? | 
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|  05-20-2011, 07:51 AM | #49 | 
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				 | How does it compare to the realtouch? 
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|  05-20-2011, 08:03 AM | #50 | 
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				 | I'd hit It   
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