Damn. I didn't get invited to The Royal Wedding.

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  • billywatson
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 3281

    #1

    Damn. I didn't get invited to The Royal Wedding.

    David Beckham, Guy Ritchie, Mr. Bean, some jocks who play weirdo sports, Joss Stone (?!), The Sultan of Brunei...but not me, the famous Billy Watson.

    I dunno what the world is coming to.

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  • Intrinsic
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2008
    • 1589

    #2
    Don't feel bad, me neither :/

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    • AzteK
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2001
      • 3451

      #3
      after party dood, queen bukkake crackers and tea homie

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      • L-Pink
        working on my tan
        • Mar 2005
        • 39151

        #4
        I politely declined.

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        • HomerSimpson
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Sep 2005
          • 13826

          #5
          Originally posted by L-Pink
          I politely declined.
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          • seeandsee
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            • Mar 2006
            • 50945

            #6
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            • Xer0
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2003
              • 251

              #7
              Dude - Don't tell me you'll be watching the shitty royal wedding.
              Seriously... they are all a bunch of immigrants from Greece and Germany anyway.

              Just check their lineage.

              I'd rather get rid of them than contribute to their comfortable living with my tax contributions.
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              • ottopottomouse
                She is ugly, bad luck.
                • Jan 2010
                • 13177

                #8
                I haven't met a single person who cares yet.
                ↑ see post ↑
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                • fitzmulti
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                  • Jan 2003
                  • 14861

                  #9
                  My invite was lost in the mail.
                  Thankfully.


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                  • billywatson
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 3281

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Xer0
                    Dude - Don't tell me you'll be watching the shitty royal wedding.
                    Nope. I just needed a topic to create a thread.

                    I Shoot Porn.

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                    • LiveDose
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                      • Feb 2002
                      • 25792

                      #11
                      Fucking retarded.

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                      • marlboroack
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 9327

                        #12
                        You didn't miss much

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                        • Agent 488
                          Registered User
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 22511

                          #13
                          Saint Walpurgis eve date for Royal Wedding

                          29th of April.

                          Saint Walpurgis Eve.

                          Another Satanic Holiday that is well known amongst Satanists, is the night of Walpurgis Eve. This was a pre-christian holiday that was eventually taken over by the Roman Church who had named it after Saint Walpurga. It was a day when bonfires were built to ward away the spirits of the dead. This holiday is also associated with the spring celebration of Beltane, celebrated by some Wiccans. It is celebrated in Europe with festivals and prank-playing, and is also known as the Easter fires. The next day is Spring day, or May day [May First]

                          This is a Satanic Holiday, because it was on this night, that Anton LaVey established the Church of Satan. He considered Walpurgis night to be the "most demonic holiday of the year", besides Halloween. According to him "when witches and devils roam the earth, orgiastically glorifying the fruition of the Spring equinox: Walpurgisnacht, the night of April 30th—May 1st."

                          So, according to tradition, LaVey shaved his head during the ritual of the founding of the church, in a theatrical move that was to represent the executioner's look. Along with this was an incantation that 'rejected the holy trinity and the spiritual life in favor of one devoted to Hell and material pursuits.'

                          From this, LaVey declared the Aeon of Satan, and 1966 Year One, Anno Satanas

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                          • PiffStenis
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 485

                            #14
                            You can be my plus one

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                            • vsex
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                              • Aug 2010
                              • 1277

                              #15
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                              • Grapesoda
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 46238

                                #16
                                Originally posted by billywatson
                                David Beckham, Guy Ritchie, Mr. Bean, some jocks who play weirdo sports, Joss Stone (?!), The Sultan of Brunei...but not me, the famous Billy Watson.

                                I dunno what the world is coming to.
                                maybe you can stop by with a couple of brothers and shoot the honeymoon?

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                                • Paul Markham
                                  Too old to care
                                  • Jun 2001
                                  • 52942

                                  #17
                                  Do you want me to phone Wills and get you added?

                                  You can sit next to me in the Abbey. LOL



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                                  • scarlettcontent
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                                    • Mar 2006
                                    • 6031

                                    #18
                                    Who will be there for a photo shoot of the honeymoon?


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                                    • bns666
                                      Confirmed Fetishist
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 11554

                                      #19
                                      Anal Hobbit is hosting a vip bukkake party after the wedding, he has few invites left for friends so ask him to get one
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                                      • sadiedazzle
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2011
                                        • 972

                                        #20
                                        I didn't get an invite either. Boo Hoo. And porn girls add such class to any event.
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                                        • O MARINA
                                          I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 13796

                                          #21
                                          Modern love story and biggest wedding of our generation!

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                                          • billywatson
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 3281

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by bm bradley
                                            maybe you can stop by with a couple of brothers and shoot the honeymoon?
                                            HAHAHA -- I just shot a CuckoldSessions.com with the wedding day scenario. The cuck freaks should love it.

                                            I Shoot Porn.

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                                            • Grapesoda
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 46238

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by billywatson
                                              HAHAHA -- I just shot a CuckoldSessions.com with the wedding day scenario. The cuck freaks should love it.
                                              LMK if ya wanna buy the wedding gown I have

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                                              • CaptainHowdy
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 94735

                                                #24
                                                Does guys still have monarchy over there?? How cute!!

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                                                • billywatson
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 3281

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by bm bradley
                                                  LMK if ya wanna buy the wedding gown I have
                                                  Actually, I'm interested. I get them out of thrift stores for +-$50. If yours isn't too $$, hit me up on ICQ.

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                                                  • harvey
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                    • 9266

                                                    #26
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                                                    • L-Pink
                                                      working on my tan
                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 39151

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by bm bradley
                                                      LMK if ya wanna buy the wedding gown I have
                                                      What size is it, 42 regular? lol

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                                                      • Grapesoda
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 46238

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by billywatson
                                                        Actually, I'm interested. I get them out of thrift stores for +-$50. If yours isn't too $$, hit me up on ICQ.
                                                        great shape... paid $50 as well... no ICQ

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