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texaspeter · 01-22-2003, 11:45 PM

thanks

MrPopup · 01-22-2003, 11:45 PM

still a troll

stanton · 01-22-2003, 11:45 PM

Kris · 01-22-2003, 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by stanton

dude, don't you think that's a little harsh, it's just a dog

stanton · 01-22-2003, 11:54 PM

that will teach him!

I'm Slim · 01-23-2003, 12:02 AM

Get girl or save up your money and become a producer/stunt cock!

Pornwolf · 01-23-2003, 12:44 AM

Stop the reposts or I will toss this cat!

stanton · 01-23-2003, 12:55 AM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
Stop the reposts or I will toss this cat!

beemk · 01-23-2003, 12:57 AM

are you going to toss the cats salad?

booker · 01-23-2003, 01:01 AM

Ok.. seriously. What dudes have made it in the industry (recently) without either 1) knowing someone or 2) taking it up the ass?

I have a couple good examples.

A) Heather Hunter's boyfriend.. of ideepthroat.com. Good concept that was developed and marketed very effectively.

B) The Bangbus Crew.. they had a semi-original concept (I think there was a "Fuck Truck" or something similar before Bangbus but it flopped), and did a great job promoting it.

C) The MILFHunter. I think his name is Sean.. hilarious dude and he fucks some pretty hot MILFs. His shit always makes me crack up, I wish he posted on the boards.

So.. TexasPeter... how about you find a chick and exploit some fetish? Spend a couple grand on a decent digital camera, a decent digital video camera, some lighting equipment, set up a website and learn some photoshop/dreamweaver. Put it all together and maybe you've got something.

Of course, if it was as easy as saying it we'd all be porn stars.

dig420 · 01-23-2003, 01:06 AM

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Originally posted by booker
Ok.. seriously. What dudes have made it in the industry (recently) without either 1) knowing someone or 2) taking it up the ass?

I have a couple good examples.

A) Heather Hunter's boyfriend.. of ideepthroat.com. Good concept that was developed and marketed very effectively.

B) The Bangbus Crew.. they had a semi-original concept (I think there was a "Fuck Truck" or something similar before Bangbus but it flopped), and did a great job promoting it.

C) The MILFHunter. I think his name is Sean.. hilarious dude and he fucks some pretty hot MILFs. His shit always makes me crack up, I wish he posted on the boards.

So.. TexasPeter... how about you find a chick and exploit some fetish? Spend a couple grand on a decent digital camera, a decent digital video camera, some lighting equipment, set up a website and learn some photoshop/dreamweaver. Put it all together and maybe you've got something.

Of course, if it was as easy as saying it we'd all be porn stars.

what the hell are you talking about? just set up a shoot and say you wanna star in it. bang you're a porn star. if you can get it up.

booker · 01-23-2003, 01:11 AM

What the hell am I talking about?

There's a pretty big difference between fucking a girl in front of the camera and selling a few VHS tapes to old men and kids who stole their uncle's credit card number and making 6-digits from developing and bringing to market an original concept.

I apologize for giving the guy some examples of what it takes to be on the vanguard of a fast-paced industry.

Dax · 01-23-2003, 01:51 AM

bring girls or money.

evie · 01-23-2003, 02:10 AM

OK here's the right answer.

I'm assuming you are reasonably good looking with a good body and packing more than 6 inches.

Find a girl who will perform with you in front of the camera. Contact, via Internet boards, all thsoe who shoot hardcore in your area and tell them you and the girl will do a shoot for free. So long as you can keep a copy of the tape. You will both be paid $1 for the scene and sign a model release to keep it legal.

You now have your sample tape, which you copy and send off to every agent and porn film producer in the business.

Boys who can perform in front of a camera are like Rocking Horse shit, hard to find. So if you are good you are in.

If you are doing this to get laid, forget about it. Save your money and kepp jerking off to the fantasy.

booker · 01-23-2003, 02:15 AM

Model release.. and even if the girl looks like she is 25, two forms of photo ID, and make copies.

dig420 · 01-23-2003, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by booker
What the hell am I talking about?

There's a pretty big difference between fucking a girl in front of the camera and selling a few VHS tapes to old men and kids who stole their uncle's credit card number and making 6-digits from developing and bringing to market an original concept.

I apologize for giving the guy some examples of what it takes to be on the vanguard of a fast-paced industry.

ehehehehehe hey thanks for telling me how to be in the VANGUARD of this fact-paced industry with EXPLOSIVE PROFIT POTENTIAL!!!

If you want to be a porn star you either find a hot gf and become a suitcase pimp or you fund a couple shoots and work with the girl yourself. Use directors and actors already established in the industry. If you can show that you can get and keep wood and pop when you're supposed to you can find work.

You think Ed Powers got in on his looks?

booker · 01-23-2003, 02:19 AM

*yawn*

booker · 01-23-2003, 02:20 AM

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Originally posted by dig420
You think Ed Powers got in on his looks?

No, but I know why you're not working on the space shuttle.

lagwagon · 01-23-2003, 04:23 AM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
Stop the reposts or I will toss this cat!

thanks i just spit all over my screen after i saw this pornwolf... to damn funny

Nydahl · 01-23-2003, 04:30 AM

my advice - stay away from adult biz its full of shitty people like I am

HungSolo · 01-23-2003, 04:35 AM

1. Have a big dick.
2. Be able to get hard in front of the camera.
3. Be able to cum when they want you to, not when you want to.

RMG2 · 01-23-2003, 06:11 AM

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Originally posted by HungSolo
1. Have a big dick.
2. Be able to get hard in front of the camera.
3. Be able to cum when they want you to, not when you want to.

I sometimes wonder about being able to pull off #3 with soem of the fine models out there these days.

playa · 01-23-2003, 07:39 AM

just an excuse to get pussy
sorry man but you don't qualify

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booker Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Baltimore Posts: 1,370	Ok.. seriously. What dudes have made it in the industry (recently) without either 1) knowing someone or 2) taking it up the ass? I have a couple good examples. A) Heather Hunter's boyfriend.. of ideepthroat.com. Good concept that was developed and marketed very effectively. B) The Bangbus Crew.. they had a semi-original concept (I think there was a "Fuck Truck" or something similar before Bangbus but it flopped), and did a great job promoting it. C) The MILFHunter. I think his name is Sean.. hilarious dude and he fucks some pretty hot MILFs. His shit always makes me crack up, I wish he posted on the boards. So.. TexasPeter... how about you find a chick and exploit some fetish? Spend a couple grand on a decent digital camera, a decent digital video camera, some lighting equipment, set up a website and learn some photoshop/dreamweaver. Put it all together and maybe you've got something. Of course, if it was as easy as saying it we'd all be porn stars. __________________ Xanadu024 (aim) or 286785389 (icq) "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."

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booker Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Baltimore Posts: 1,370	What the hell am I talking about? There's a pretty big difference between fucking a girl in front of the camera and selling a few VHS tapes to old men and kids who stole their uncle's credit card number and making 6-digits from developing and bringing to market an original concept. I apologize for giving the guy some examples of what it takes to be on the vanguard of a fast-paced industry. __________________ Xanadu024 (aim) or 286785389 (icq) "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."

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evie So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: London Posts: 301	OK here's the right answer. I'm assuming you are reasonably good looking with a good body and packing more than 6 inches. Find a girl who will perform with you in front of the camera. Contact, via Internet boards, all thsoe who shoot hardcore in your area and tell them you and the girl will do a shoot for free. So long as you can keep a copy of the tape. You will both be paid $1 for the scene and sign a model release to keep it legal. You now have your sample tape, which you copy and send off to every agent and porn film producer in the business. Boys who can perform in front of a camera are like Rocking Horse shit, hard to find. So if you are good you are in. If you are doing this to get laid, forget about it. Save your money and kepp jerking off to the fantasy.

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booker Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Baltimore Posts: 1,370	Model release.. and even if the girl looks like she is 25, two forms of photo ID, and make copies. __________________ Xanadu024 (aim) or 286785389 (icq) "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."

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