Guess my boy's growing up.

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  • machinegunkelly
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 3304

    #1

    Guess my boy's growing up.

    I bought a new imac last week, and due to some time constraints I hadn't set up user accounts, or parental controls yet...

    Today I open my browser and find some interesting links in my top sites ( I clear my browser history each and every day to prevent them finding anything I may have been on by accident ) ... at a time when I was clearly sleeping.

    One of my sons was home sick today, so I started asking him about these links that were in my history.... and he was denying it like crazy, so I bring him to the computer and show him the time stamps and links... and he still denies it LOL.

    I explain to my son, that he knows what I do for a living ( computer programmer of course ) and that there's a good chance I know how my computer works, and that it's very unlikely that magic links showed up in the history....

    Seems something went majorly wrong between searching for "call of duty quick scoping tips" and "best modern warfare videos" LOL...

    Poor kid.. I mean I remember getting caught with a porn mag as a kid, but my parents never had a play by play like we do now thanks to browser history.

    The interesting part is , that my 13 year old boy knew to check PORN HUB for porn, after 2 quick searches on youtube for "big boob asian girls"

    After a nice hug, and a quick chat to let him know I'm not upset with him, and that I just don't want him learning about sex from the internet, it's a dirty dirty place... he's still to embarrassed to admit it was him, and that it must be "magic" that those links appeared in my history today

    As upset as I was that his first experience with porn was a video on porn hub, can't help but feel a little pride that my boy's growing up... boys will be boys LOL.

    He's got his own account back now, back on parental controls, which I'm sure he'll figure out how to disable soon enough.....

    Think I'll get the kid a sports illustrated mag or something, poor guy.
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  • Intrinsic
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2008
    • 1589

    #2
    don't give him a smartphone ^^

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    • MetaMan
      I AM WEB 2.0
      • Jan 2003
      • 28682

      #3

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      • machinegunkelly
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2003
        • 3304

        #4
        Originally posted by Intrinsic
        don't give him a smartphone ^^
        Nah never... I don't even own a cell, and never will.
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        • Agent 488
          Registered User
          • Feb 2006
          • 22511

          #5
          better than zootube or gaytube ...

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          • machinegunkelly
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2003
            • 3304

            #6
            Originally posted by Agent 488
            better than zootube or gaytube ...
            LOL yes certainly!
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            • Gabriel
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2002
              • 4789

              #7
              I think you handled it pretty well.
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              • ottopottomouse
                She is ugly, bad luck.
                • Jan 2010
                • 13177

                #8
                Smart lad. They were just a decoy so you didn't notice the search for gender dysmorphia.
                ↑ see post ↑
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                • machinegunkelly
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 3304

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                  Smart lad. They were just a decoy so you didn't notice the search for gender dysmorphia.
                  LOL!

                  his first search was for "sexy asian hormone girl"
                  whatever the hell that is
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                  • machinegunkelly
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 3304

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Gabriel
                    I think you handled it pretty well.
                    Thanks man.

                    I took special care to make sure I didn't make him feel dirty, or that he had done something wrong.

                    I let him know that it's normal, and his dad likes to look at boobs too, but the internet is not the place. ( for him anyway )
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                    • DangerX !!!
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 886

                      #11
                      I wonder to what teenagers fap nowadays. Do they choose something softer, harder or extreme? We, the earlier generations hadn't much choice, just simple softcore or hardcore actions. Today young people have plenty of choice... chicks, gays, shemales, bestiality, woman disgrace and degradation, brutal dildos, nasty hentai, rapes... and other things that I even fear to name.
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                      • Farang
                        one sick puppy
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 11718

                        #12
                        Originally posted by machinegunkelly
                        LOL!

                        his first search was for "sexy asian hormone girl"
                        whatever the hell that is
                        Asian hormone girl is a ladyboy
                        fbm

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                        • DangerX !!!
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 886

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Farang
                          Asian hormone girl is a ladyboy
                          LOL
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                          • L-Pink
                            working on my tan
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 39151

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Farang
                            Asian hormone girl is a ladyboy


                            .

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                            • machinegunkelly
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 3304

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Farang
                              Asian hormone girl is a ladyboy
                              LOL!

                              perhaps, but at least anything he did watch was clearly hetero ..
                              I think he clicked from youtube, judging by the search term containing site:youtube.com he wouldn't have a clue to search google like that.

                              heh, hadn't considered that, but I can't imagine how I'd feel right now if it was gay shit or whatever... not that I'd have a problem with him being gay, but I'd certainly be shell shocked.
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                              • Agent 488
                                Registered User
                                • Feb 2006
                                • 22511

                                #16
                                maybe this will help http://bit.ly/ezqHYa

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                                • marlboroack
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jul 2010
                                  • 9327

                                  #17
                                  haha

                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                  That... was a fucking classic... Time to change avatar

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                                  • facialfreak
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                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 3018

                                    #18
                                    Buy him 5000 tokens for MYFREECAMS for his birthday ......

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                                    • machinegunkelly
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 3304

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by facialfreak
                                      Buy him 5000 tokens for MYFREECAMS for his birthday ......

                                      (they even have an ASIAN homepage!)
                                      LOL! he's not ready for that. only 13.

                                      Funny that all these teens already know, that they don't have to pay for porn tho... straight to the tubes.
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                                      • Agent 488
                                        Registered User
                                        • Feb 2006
                                        • 22511

                                        #20
                                        if you look at the the most searched adult keywords they are tubes like pornhub, redtube, xnxx ... soon people wont even bother looking for "free porn" any more ...

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                                        • rogueteens
                                          So fucking bland
                                          • Jul 2006
                                          • 8005

                                          #21
                                          I blame the tubes
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                                          • machinegunkelly
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 3304

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by rogueteens
                                            I blame the tubes
                                            You may not yet... but with all these 13 year olds passing tube URLS around, the future is going to be bleek.

                                            night folks ;)
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                                            • taken300
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2009
                                              • 989

                                              #23
                                              Lol!! You nicely handled it man!! and yeah pride that boys are growing.. I liked the line.. boys will be boys!! afterall we crossed the same stage some time back!! cheers man!!
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                                              • Mutt
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Sep 2002
                                                • 34431

                                                #24
                                                if the Internet existed when I was 13 there's nothing my parents would be able to do to get me off the computer watching porn, they'd have to call in the SWAT team.

                                                well, it wouldn't be that bad but i know exactly what i'd do, i'd have waited until everybody was asleep and crept to the computer and spent all night spanking it - i had a ton of porn mags under my bed i'd get from various sources, my mom for sure knew they were there, i wasn't that careful or neat. she knew i was in my room spanking it. sometimes i'd spank it watching TV in the basement keeping my ears tuned to anybody coming downstairs, i'm sure they caught me a few times and just didnt let on. same way i knew when my parents were having sex sometimes.

                                                your boy likes asian girls - he already has a fetish
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                                                • BlackCrayon
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 19634

                                                  #25
                                                  is he smoking weed yet?
                                                  you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                  • Michael O
                                                    More Cowbell
                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                    • 10607

                                                    #26
                                                    At least he has his priorities in order.
                                                    Big Tits and Asians, I mean either or both are very nice. I were only a matter of time before he started looking, have a talk with him, what you see in the movies are not the real thing, when you meet someone you love and so on. Its a lot better than just putting a filter on your computer or saying sex is evil.
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                                                    • heatwaves
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Sep 2010
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                                                      #27
                                                      you handled well, i would have done the same

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                                                      • thickcash_amo
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                                                        • Sep 2009
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                                                        #28
                                                        lol now he knows to clear his search so you wont find out again!

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                                                        • cherrylula
                                                          lol
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 15969

                                                          #29
                                                          cute story, good work dad. lol

                                                          but I have to add, because I hear this so much with parents of teenagers (and I admit I don't have one yet...) but what makes you think this was his "first" experience with porn? He sure does know what to search for, for a porn virgin if that is the case! lol right

                                                          and yes the internet scares me, I have a little girl now too. eek

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                                                          • CaptainHowdy
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                            • 94744

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Farang
                                                            Asian hormone girl is a ladyboy
                                                            A 100% heterosexual fantasy ...

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                                                            • machinegunkelly
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                              • 3304

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by cherrylula
                                                              cute story, good work dad. lol

                                                              but I have to add, because I hear this so much with parents of teenagers (and I admit I don't have one yet...) but what makes you think this was his "first" experience with porn? He sure does know what to search for, for a porn virgin if that is the case! lol right

                                                              and yes the internet scares me, I have a little girl now too. eek
                                                              Nah, doubt it was his first... but his first on my computer that's for sure..
                                                              Seems he's got more experience under his belt than I know LOL.
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                                                              • machinegunkelly
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                • 3304

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by thickcash_amo
                                                                lol now he knows to clear his search so you wont find out again!
                                                                Yep,

                                                                parental controls are now re-instated on this machine.. and my pass is so cryptic I'll likely lock my own ass out before I know it.

                                                                Parental controls are a pain though even at their best, I mean there's stuff that's "mature" that I don't really mind him looking at, video game stuff, call of duty... and now I'll have to go through and filter shit all the time for him.
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                                                                • machinegunkelly
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 3304

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I asked him today what a "hormone girl" was and he told me a girl that really likes sex LOL!
                                                                  The word he was looking for was "horny" LOL

                                                                  Glad he's passed the embarrassment and could answer me, even if he did go beat red and pretty much run away after hahah.
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                                                                  • machinegunkelly
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 3304

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Michael O
                                                                    At least he has his priorities in order.
                                                                    Big Tits and Asians, I mean either or both are very nice. I were only a matter of time before he started looking, have a talk with him, what you see in the movies are not the real thing, when you meet someone you love and so on. Its a lot better than just putting a filter on your computer or saying sex is evil.
                                                                    Ahh trust me, this was handled with care, man to boy.

                                                                    I let him know it's normal to wanna see this shit, just not on the net for now.
                                                                    He's 13, he doesn't need to see some girl take 45 dicks and a load from each.
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