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  • Gabriel
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 4789

    #1

    Good News for GFY trolls...?

    NEW YORK (CNNMoney) -- McDonald's said Monday that it is planning a one-day hiring spree of 50,000 new workers on April 19 for its U.S. restaurants.

    McDonald's (MCD, Fortune 500) said that these new "Mcjobs" will include crew and management positions, part-time and full-time.

    McDonald's, which has 14,000 restaurants in the United States, said the hires will occur nationwide.

    "We're excited to offer 50,000 new jobs, all across America, all in one day," said Jan Fields, president of McDonald's U.S.A.

    Fields, who started working at a McDonald's restaurant as a crew member behind the counter in 1978, said the 50,000 new hires will increase the U.S. workforce to 700,000 from its current level of 650,000.

    She said the average pay for the jobs is $8.30 an hour. That's compared to the federal minimum wage of $7.25 an hour, though in some states the minimum wage is higher. She said that restaurant managers can make $50,000 a year.

    This announcement from McDonald's is just the latest sign of an improving job market. On Friday, the U.S. government announced a gain of 216,000 jobs in March, pushing the unemployment rate down to 8.8%, its lowest level in two years

    http://money.cnn.com/2011/04/04/news...dex.htm?hpt=T2
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  • GatorB
    The Demon & 12clicks
    • Oct 2001
    • 18208

    #2
    Maybe now the Demon can find something to keep him busy instead of trolling. And the best part of his new job is that it's non-union.

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    • iSpyCams
      Amateur Gynecologist
      • May 2009
      • 4436

      #3
      Is this from the onion?
      - As soon as I think up a good sig it's going here.

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      • SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN
        So Fucking Banned
        • Mar 2011
        • 1100

        #4
        Maybe I should get a job at McDonald's

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        • $5 submissions
          I help you SUCCEED
          • Nov 2003
          • 32195

          #5
          What's wrong with working in McDonald's? It's honest labor.

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          • Gabriel
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2002
            • 4789

            #6
            Originally posted by pompousjohn
            Is this from the onion?
            No

            Originally posted by SDA CASH
            Maybe I should get a job at McDonald's
            Maybe

            Originally posted by $5 submissions
            What's wrong with working in McDonald's? It's honest labor.
            You're right, its a J-O-B.
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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151

              #7
              Ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done ...

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              • Failed
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2011
                • 2301

                #8
                My first job, Burger King. Thank you for teaching me the value of a dollar! I also thank you for teaching me what really happens to those burgers before reaching the customer!
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                • onwebcam
                  Fake Nick 1.0
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 27689

                  #9
                  I know someone with a phd in chemistry who put herself through school at McD's. After a few years in her "profession" she decided she didn't like sitting in a lab all day. Went back to work at McD's and is sitting on about .5 million in co stock and makes a nice living as an area manager.
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                  • Socks
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2002
                    • 8475

                    #10
                    I wonder how many full time jobs they'll phase out to add these 50,000 part timers..

                    Everyone is doing it...

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                    • Gabriel
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 4789

                      #11
                      Originally posted by socks
                      i wonder how many full time jobs they'll phase out to add these 50,000 part timers..

                      Everyone is doing it...
                      these new "mcjobs" will include crew and management positions, part-time and full-time.
                      From the article above.
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                      • thickcash_amo
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 3847

                        #12
                        sweet maybe they could hurry the fuck up with my damn fries now!

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                        • ottopottomouse
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                          • Jan 2010
                          • 13177

                          #13
                          Originally posted by $5 submissions
                          What's wrong with working in McDonald's? It's honest labor.
                          Always gets a bit looked down upon for employing the cheapest simpletons possible here i think.
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                            • Nov 2003
                            • 32195

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Failed
                            My first job, Burger King. Thank you for teaching me the value of a dollar!
                            Amen. Brother. Amen. I worked at Carl's Junior (Southern Cal burger chain) and it taught me the following

                            1) The value of showing up on time

                            2) Your attitude dictates how well you do in life

                            3) Doing a good job is its own reward

                            4) Character counts

                            Sure, mopping floors, waddling about on greasy floors, and growing a pimply face might seem unattractive and nasty but it was the sweat and toil and the DISCIPLINE it produced that continues to guide me to this day.

                            Don't knock hard honest labor because it is the foundation of character that benefits a person for a lifetime.

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                            • Failed
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 2301

                              #15
                              Originally posted by $5 submissions
                              Your attitude dictates how well you do in life
                              This may have been the most important lesson that I learned, and I'm glad I learned it so early on. I remember what seemed as though it was a famous quote from coworkers throughout my early jobs, "That's not apart of my job description." I was the opposite, I did any task assigned, smiled when it was assigned, did it better than anyone else, and took pride in doing it so well. Even though recognition wasn't my goal at the time, it was the result. That holds true to this day.
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                              • Eldon Hoke
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                                • Mar 2011
                                • 323

                                #16
                                McDonalds getting prepared for 4/20 ???

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                                • $5 submissions
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                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 32195

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Eldon Hoke
                                  McDonalds getting prepared for 4/20 ???
                                  I would think Taco Bell would be the better 4/20 munchies destination

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                                  • Jakez
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 5656

                                    #18
                                    I goto McDonalds maybe once a year but I don't really remember waiting being a major problem, Walmart on the other hand could definitely use 100,000 more fucking cashiers!
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                                    • marketsmart
                                      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 20419

                                      #19
                                      let me hit up 12 clucks ron.. i know summer is around the corner and i worry about his health banging nails on a roof in the middle of summer...

                                      ron, a friend of mine owns two McDonalds, so I can probably put in a good word for you..





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                                      • Chosen
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 63151

                                        #20
                                        Congrats to the winners...

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                                        • Phoenix
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                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 35475

                                          #21
                                          my very first job was at Mcdonalds

                                          i was 14
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                                          • Ron Bennett
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 1653

                                            #22
                                            PR gimmick for something McDonald's does all the time; they're always hiring ... I'd imagine, with the very high turn-over, collectively between the 14,000 U.S. stores, they hire around 50,000 every week anyways.

                                            On a related topic, as others point out above, fast food / customer service jobs can be excellent, though often very demanding, first jobs for teenagers / early twenty-somethings ... but when much of the jobs today are only of that nature, that's a sad state of affairs for the U.S. ... for a teenager, earning $8.30 per hour is good, but for an adult with a family, that's a pittance.

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                                            • bronco67
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 29032

                                              #23
                                              I'm glad I stayed away from McDonald's today. I didn't need to get stabbed or shot while trying to get a milkshake.

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                                              • lilith_pet
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2010
                                                • 827

                                                #24
                                                I used to be a waitress.. But anyway.. Though nothing's wrong about honest work I still tried to avoid McDonald's even at hardest times when I needed a job badly.. If I started working there I'd feel like a loser. I don't know why. But if there was no other option.. McDonald's is way better than robbing people or something
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                                                • taken300
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • candyflip
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                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                    • 43069

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Jakez
                                                    I goto McDonalds maybe once a year but I don't really remember waiting being a major problem, Walmart on the other hand could definitely use 100,000 more fucking cashiers!
                                                    WalMart store are the only place with 50 checkout counters and 3 people working them.

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                                                    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                      (felis madjewicus)
                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 20368

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by $5 submissions
                                                      I would think Taco Bell would be the better 4/20 munchies destination
                                                      Word. Dems fuckin Fries Supreme bitch. I can eat a mountain of dems shits when I'm baked.

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                                                      • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                        (felis madjewicus)
                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                        • 20368

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by candyflip
                                                        WalMart store are the only place with 50 checkout counters and 3 people working them.
                                                        Replaced by automatic checkouts.

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                                                        • Tom_PM
                                                          Porn Meister
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 16443

                                                          #29
                                                          Would be funny running a place where you wouldn't even eat.
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                                                          • alias
                                                            aliasx
                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                            • 19010

                                                            #30
                                                            Think of all the mc sluts, although you have to get them before the grease does.
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                                                            • Klen
                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                              • 32235

                                                              #31
                                                              In my country you cant get a job at McDonalds unless you are regular student (because you dont need to pay tax,retirement and social health for them)

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                                                              • Sly
                                                                Let's do some business!
                                                                • Sep 2004
                                                                • 31376

                                                                #32
                                                                That has to be one of the worst $50k jobs. I can't even imagine the stress, better come with full health care!
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                                                                • PR_Glen
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                                                                  • Oct 2006
                                                                  • 9058

                                                                  #33
                                                                  i would have been better off working at mcdonalds instead of in factories when i was younger... less money for sure, but at least there are women there!
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                                                                  • TripleXPrint
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                                                                    • Apr 2007
                                                                    • 983

                                                                    #34
                                                                    There aren't many opportunities where you can start off as a burger boy or fry guy making $8.30 an hour and work your way up to a multimillion dollar position with little or no education. I don't eat McDonalds but from what I understand, they treat their employees very well and in most cases, will even pay for their education.
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                                                                    • Rochard
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                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                      • 75733

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Now if only Wendy's would step up!!!!
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                                                                      • Gabriel
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Apr 2002
                                                                        • 4789

                                                                        #36
                                                                        This article seems to be making the rounds again.
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                                                                        • $5 submissions
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                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                          • 32195

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by KlenTelaris
                                                                          In my country you cant get a job at McDonalds unless you are regular student (because you dont need to pay tax,retirement and social health for them)
                                                                          In the Philippines, you can't get a Mcdonald's job unless you're in college or have a degree. Maybe that changed recently but just goes to show you the dearth of jobs caused by the monopolization of the economy.

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                                                                          • $5 submissions
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                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                            • 32195

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by pompousjohn
                                                                            Is this from the onion?
                                                                            Love your avatar, man

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                                                                            • Vendzilla
                                                                              Biker Gnome
                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                              • 23200

                                                                              #39
                                                                              lowering the unemployment rate by hiring carpenters and millwrights to ask if you want fries with that.
                                                                              Yeah, great news
                                                                              Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                              think about that

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                                                                              • IllTestYourGirls
                                                                                Ah My Balls
                                                                                • Feb 2007
                                                                                • 14311

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                                                lowering the unemployment rate by hiring carpenters and millwrights to ask if you want fries with that.
                                                                                Yeah, great news
                                                                                Better than them sucking on unemployment, which most will do because "they are too good" to work at McDonalds.

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                                                                                • Alprazolam
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                  • 864

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  that explains why the board is so slow today.

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                                                                                  • fatfoo
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                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                    • 27763

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    This McDonalds national hiring day sure provides a lot of jobs with 50,000 new workers. Congratulations, McDonalds, with providing more jobs to people. The company chose to increase human labour rather than machine labour such as vending machines or other food machinery. Congratulations with giving people more jobs.
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                                                                                    • Traffic Guru
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                                                                                      • Jan 2011
                                                                                      • 357

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                                                      lowering the unemployment rate by hiring carpenters and millwrights to ask if you want fries with that.
                                                                                      Yeah, great news
                                                                                      I hear roofing guys make best fries of them all.

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                                                                                      • RyuLion
                                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                                        • 32369

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                        Ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are done ...

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                                                                                        • cherrylula
                                                                                          lol
                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                          • 15969

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          hope for many lol

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                                                                                          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                                                            • 38323

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                                                                                            • Spunky
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                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                              • 133986

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Free cheeseburgers for everybody

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                                                                                              • brassmonkey
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                                                                                                • Sep 2005
                                                                                                • 77396

                                                                                                #48
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                                                                                                • Sid70
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                  • 16413

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  They offer benefits, a uniform and you get to be an amployee of the month once a year, what esle do you need in life?
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                                                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                                                    • 38323

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                                                                                                    Originally posted by TripleXPrint

                                                                                                    There aren't many opportunities where you can start off as a burger boy or fry guy making $8.30 an hour and work your way up to a multimillion dollar position with little or no education. I don't eat McDonalds but from what I understand, they treat their employees very well and in most cases, will even pay for their education.


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