BREAKING NEWS - Japan under full evacuation - GoFuckYourself.com

SmokeyTheBear · 03-30-2011, 11:45 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/breaking-news/76h3v9j-japan-nuclear-tragedy.ndg.uuygob1.html?storyid=8xj52p

"The remaining 2 reactors at the Fukishima power plant have gone into full meltdown. Officials in japan have ordered a complete evacuation of the entire country."

Holy crap

thisappletruckiskillapril876h1bongomonkeytestinghilltop

Machete_ · 03-30-2011, 11:47 AM

where are they going to evacuate to?

LOL

F-U-Jimmy · 03-30-2011, 11:48 AM

I have room for about 2 dozen of the cutest porn stars

SmokeyTheBear · 03-30-2011, 11:49 AM

create your own april fools fake headline at http://a-p.ath.cx/story/create.php

INever · 03-30-2011, 11:50 AM

How did you do that?

Shap · 03-30-2011, 11:50 AM

that was lame.

CaptainHowdy · 03-30-2011, 11:52 AM

SmokeyTheBear · 03-30-2011, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shap

that was lame.

so are jerry's kids but you dont see me calling them on it ..

Cyndalie · 03-30-2011, 11:59 AM

Not even remotely funny.

SmokeyTheBear · 03-30-2011, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie

Not even remotely funny.

agreed , not as funny as the nuts you lick, but still somewhat funny.

Si · 03-30-2011, 12:02 PM

2 days early!

KickAssJesse · 03-30-2011, 12:03 PM

DAMN! This is not good at all...

irwin99 · 03-30-2011, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

http://news.yahoo.com/breaking-news/76h3v9j-japan-nuclear-tragedy.ndg.uuygob1.html?storyid=8xj52p

"The remaining 2 reactors at the Fukishima power plant have gone into full meltdown. Officials in japan have ordered a complete evacuation of the entire country."

Holy crap

thisappletruckiskillapril876h1bongomonkeytestinghilltop

troll

SmokeyTheBear · 03-30-2011, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by irwin99

troll

troll food

JD · 03-30-2011, 12:04 PM

got me

lol

alexchechs · 03-30-2011, 12:06 PM

Not cool at all

KickAssJesse · 03-30-2011, 12:06 PM

phished... luckily i didn't enter my CC ;)

NaughtyRob · 03-30-2011, 12:08 PM

Fake news.

http://news.yahoo.com/

RaiderCash_Dominik · 03-30-2011, 12:09 PM

Not funny

gabe100 · 03-30-2011, 12:10 PM

like Shap said... LAME

SmokeyTheBear · 03-30-2011, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gabe100

like Shap said... LAME

but shap is lame so it doesn't really count does it ?

woj · 03-30-2011, 12:12 PM

pretty poor taste, but nicely done

SmokeyTheBear · 03-30-2011, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaiderCash_Dominik

Not funny

neither is whoopi goldberg but she is still on tv isn't she ?

will76 · 03-30-2011, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

http://news.yahoo.com/breaking-news/76h3v9j-japan-nuclear-tragedy.ndg.uuygob1.html?storyid=8xj52p

"The remaining 2 reactors at the Fukishima power plant have gone into full meltdown. Officials in japan have ordered a complete evacuation of the entire country."

Holy crap

thisappletruckiskillapril876h1bongomonkeytestinghilltop

I saw it coming...

The url looked way to fucked up. And not like Smokey hasn't done this before, a couple times

SmokeyTheBear · 03-30-2011, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

pretty poor taste, but nicely done

sheesh it does say april 1st test right under the link, hope nobody is in the fallout shelters yet.

the idea was to show an example of how the april fools fake headline creator can be used, it wasn't meant to mock victims.

besides i make one every year at april fools , people should be used to it by now.

dyna mo · 03-30-2011, 12:18 PM

i wouldn't be surprised.

pornguy · 03-30-2011, 12:18 PM

Dude that was really funny. fucker..

Vendzilla · 03-30-2011, 12:22 PM

more sushi for me

Tourtel · 03-30-2011, 12:26 PM

Stupid piece of shit!

SmokeyTheBear · 03-30-2011, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tourtel

Stupid piece of shit!

you are implying shit is smart and a small piece of it is stupid. This is clearly fecal discrimination.

but i am proud that of the 4 years you have been a gfy member you used one of your 14 posts to point that out. or you are simply a fake nick without testicles. either or..

Doctor Dre · 03-30-2011, 12:30 PM

This is not a cool joke

NaughtyRob · 03-30-2011, 12:31 PM

This reminds me to NOT visit GFY April 1st.

NaughtyVisions · 03-30-2011, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

sheesh it does say april 1st test right under the link, hope nobody is in the fallout shelters yet.

the idea was to show an example of how the april fools fake headline creator can be used, it wasn't meant to mock victims.

besides i make one every year at april fools , people should be used to it by now.

Aflac will now be removing you from the competition for the new voice of their duck.

loreen · 03-30-2011, 12:33 PM

I was expecting more from you, so, you got me

96ukssob · 03-30-2011, 12:33 PM

ASSHOLE!

I was in the middle of watching Malcolm in The Middle and changed to CNN to hear some stupid story about a rouge whale eating guests at sea world

bronco67 · 03-30-2011, 12:34 PM

I just saw this thread and turned on the TV...

CNN is talking about Seaworld and killer whales. Are you sure?

This one is no joke..major snowstorm hitting the northeast soon.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42338263/ns/weather/

Tourtel · 03-30-2011, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

you are implying shit is smart and a small piece of it is stupid. This is clearly fecal discrimination.

but i am proud that of the 4 years you have been a gfy member you used one of your 14 posts to point that out. or you are simply a fake nick without testicles. either or..

Yea, i forgot my testicles in you mom mouth.
Idiot.

michael.kickass · 03-30-2011, 12:36 PM

Poor Japan, it'll take years to recover from this.

CaptainHowdy · 03-30-2011, 12:36 PM

The lesson is: "never get your news from GFY" LOL ...

SmokeyTheBear · 03-30-2011, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

This is not a cool joke

i bet if zach from saved by the bell was the one posting it would have been cool.

but seriously, what part did you find offensive. i clearly pointed out it was an april 1st joke. don't get me wrong i am not questioning your disgust, merely trying to wrap my head around it. I understand the concept of not making fun of a tragedy but this is gfy , it is nearly april 1st and i am known for fake headlines. I understand some squeamishness from surfers and newbies but not from old time gfyers. Was it too real or just the target of the joke ?

NaughtyVisions · 03-30-2011, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

The lesson is: "never get your news from GFY" LOL ...

There goes DVTimes' position as resident GFY news anchor.

SmokeyTheBear · 03-30-2011, 12:39 PM

cnn actually paid me $10 for this thread to get people to start watching tv more.

SmokeyTheBear · 03-30-2011, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tourtel

Yea, i forgot my testicles in you mom mouth.
Idiot.

is youmom mouth a river or a city? it sounds very asian

cykoe6 · 03-30-2011, 12:49 PM

You had me for a second......

Lykos · 03-30-2011, 12:50 PM

Thats not funny...

Deej · 03-30-2011, 12:53 PM

isnt this a day early?

SmokeyTheBear · 03-30-2011, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

isnt this a day early?

wouldn't be much of a test if i did it a day after

just a punk · 03-30-2011, 01:20 PM

76h3v9j-japan-nuclear-tragedy.ndg.uuygob1.a-p.ath.cx - nice domain

Elli · 03-30-2011, 01:22 PM

not funny, but smoothly played.

Sarah_Jayne · 03-30-2011, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie

Not even remotely funny.

Exactly....

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