13 Things PMS Stands For
and all 13 are Pre-Midlife Stress
men will never admit they have:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3.. Perpetual Munching Spree
4... Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me Sweets
7. Pardon My Slobbering
8. Pisser May or May-not Surface (as needed)
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pitiful Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Mentality Sucks
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favoriteone :
13. Potential Murder Suspect
and all 13 are Pre-Midlife Stress
men will never admit they have:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3.. Perpetual Munching Spree
4... Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me Sweets
7. Pardon My Slobbering
8. Pisser May or May-not Surface (as needed)
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pitiful Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Mentality Sucks
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favoriteone :
13. Potential Murder Suspect
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