Best CL "Wanted" ad, ever, by ME. (For a used car) - GoFuckYourself.com

MrMaxwell · 03-28-2011, 12:32 AM

http://wichita.craigslist.org/wan/2290609353.html
I know that it won't work.. but what the hell.

Best of CL nominee, for sure!!

CPimp · 03-28-2011, 08:32 AM

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Voted best of craigslist!

Frasier · 03-28-2011, 08:34 AM

lol, it's already been flagged for removal

MrMaxwell · 03-28-2011, 12:52 PM

I have a craigslist stalker
People in this town hate me
Some have a reason, most don't!! HA!

This was it... I thought it was hilarious, personally!

Posted to items wanted on wichita craigslist

Looking to take over pmts on something, or rent/lease what you've got.. '00 up, Cold a/c, good mileage, auto.
Responsible adult driver, payments to be made like clockwork, no risky uses, no funny business.
Will be kept/driven in ICT area 99% of time with very occasional under 100mi biz trips.
I'm willing to provide simple maintenance such as quality oil changes!

I'm just tired of driving cheap ****cars I can afford to pay cash for, and we just barely missed qualifying for a car loan last week. I need something presentable, and I need to be presentable for a new business venture (it is a good cause - child protection.). That means I can't show up all sweaty in a car without air conditioning, or with a screaming fan belt. I'm obviously not looking for some rice burner with 1000 stickers all over it, a huge ridiculous looking wing on the back of it, coffee can exhaust pipes, exceedingly loud intestinal tract problem sounding 4cyl, or some other crazy thing, like that. Just solid reliable transportation.

I'll drive the car as if I were a ninety four year old grave digger who enjoys impeding the flow of traffic. Unless you put me into something with a big v-8. If I'm in a big v-8 I'll drive the thing

I do need something economical, though, and with small engines I drive slowly because I'm scared of breaking the thing. Kind of like dating a foxy little Asian woman. A-lot of fun, but scared of breaking her. LoL. I take care of cars... If it overheats or the oil light comes on, I don't drive another 400 miles. I put quality oil and filters into/on the cars I drive. I actually stop the car before changing from reverse to drive.

I know that a-lot of people can't or don't want to make payments they're stuck with, these days. If that's you, I can make that problem go away, for you. Simply e-mail me with a phone number and description of the vehicle, and you're well on your way to being free of your monthly payment obligation!! Maybe you've got a used car you own outright which is sitting around dry rotting .. but you don't want to get rid of it .. again, I can help with that, too, by transforming your unused vehicle into a steady stream of monthly cash-flow!! We can all use an extra stream of income in these tough times!! E-mail me, now!

If you couldn't tell, I'm a little eccentric. I do know that's not generally a well received trait in this area of the country; but I'm dead serious and I CAN help you, if you can help me

Thanks!!

THEN THEY FLAGGED DOWN MY NEW ONE!!! HA!

Posted to items wanted on wichita craigslist

Looking to take over pmts on something, or rent/lease what you've got.. '00 up, Cold a/c, good mileage, auto.
Responsible adult driver, payments to be made like clockwork, no risky uses, no funny business.
Will be kept/driven in ICT area 99% of time with very occasional under 100mi biz trips.
I'm willing to provide simple maintenance such as quality oil changes!

I'm just tired of driving cheap ****cars I can afford to pay cash for, and we just barely missed qualifying for a car loan last week. I need something presentable, and I need to be presentable for a new business venture (it is a good cause - child protection.). That means I can't show up all sweaty in a car without air conditioning, or with a screaming fan belt. I'm obviously not looking for some rice burner with 1000 stickers all over it, a huge ridiculous looking wing on the back of it, coffee can exhaust pipes, exceedingly loud intestinal tract problem sounding 4cyl, or some other crazy thing, like that. Just solid reliable transportation.

I'll drive the car as if I were a ninety four year old grave digger who enjoys impeding the flow of traffic. I take care of cars... If it overheats or the oil light comes on, I don't drive another 400 miles. I put quality oil and filters into/on the cars I drive. I actually stop the car before changing from reverse to drive. I don't haul five destructive children or "friends" around all over town.

I know that a-lot of people can't or don't want to make payments they're stuck with, these days. If that's you, I can make that problem go away, for you. Simply e-mail me with a phone number and description of the vehicle, and you're well on your way to being free of your monthly payment obligation!! Maybe you've got a used car you own outright which is sitting around dry rotting .. but you don't want to get rid of it .. again, I can help with that, too, by transforming your unused vehicle into a steady stream of monthly cash-flow!! We can all use an extra stream of income in these tough times!! E-mail me, now!

I have a craigslist stalker who keeps flagging my ads down; I think it is this one guy here in town who is mad and angry about the women I see.. That or it's an ex neighbor of mine who has mental health issues and a funny looking wife. Be sure and e-mail me before he gets done peeing all over himself and flagging me down, yet again!!! ▀To my craigslist stalker: Don't be so jealous, would you? My life isn't so easy, either, you know!! I'm a good person who helps people, and there you are flagging my ads down, for no reason!! You should clean up and spend your time doing something productive, for a change, you might have some lady friends, then, yourself!!
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I think it's hilarious that some idiot has the time to flag me down on there! LoL!!

03-28-2011, 12:32 AM	#1
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Best CL "Wanted" ad, ever, by ME. (For a used car) http://wichita.craigslist.org/wan/2290609353.html I know that it won't work.. but what the hell. Best of CL nominee, for sure!!

03-28-2011, 08:34 AM	#3
Frasier Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 377	lol, it's already been flagged for removal __________________ ICQ 452 one six 7 five 41

03-28-2011, 12:52 PM	#4
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	I have a craigslist stalker People in this town hate me Some have a reason, most don't!! HA! This was it... I thought it was hilarious, personally! Posted to items wanted on wichita craigslist Looking to take over pmts on something, or rent/lease what you've got.. '00 up, Cold a/c, good mileage, auto. Responsible adult driver, payments to be made like clockwork, no risky uses, no funny business. Will be kept/driven in ICT area 99% of time with very occasional under 100mi biz trips. I'm willing to provide simple maintenance such as quality oil changes! I'm just tired of driving cheap **cars I can afford to pay cash for, and we just barely missed qualifying for a car loan last week. I need something presentable, and I need to be presentable for a new business venture (it is a good cause - child protection.). That means I can't show up all sweaty in a car without air conditioning, or with a screaming fan belt. I'm obviously not looking for some rice burner with 1000 stickers all over it, a huge ridiculous looking wing on the back of it, coffee can exhaust pipes, exceedingly loud intestinal tract problem sounding 4cyl, or some other crazy thing, like that. Just solid reliable transportation. I'll drive the car as if I were a ninety four year old grave digger who enjoys impeding the flow of traffic. Unless you put me into something with a big v-8. If I'm in a big v-8 I'll drive the thing I do need something economical, though, and with small engines I drive slowly because I'm scared of breaking the thing. Kind of like dating a foxy little Asian woman. A-lot of fun, but scared of breaking her. LoL. I take care of cars... If it overheats or the oil light comes on, I don't drive another 400 miles. I put quality oil and filters into/on the cars I drive. I actually stop the car before changing from reverse to drive. I know that a-lot of people can't or don't want to make payments they're stuck with, these days. If that's you, I can make that problem go away, for you. Simply e-mail me with a phone number and description of the vehicle, and you're well on your way to being free of your monthly payment obligation!! Maybe you've got a used car you own outright which is sitting around dry rotting .. but you don't want to get rid of it .. again, I can help with that, too, by transforming your unused vehicle into a steady stream of monthly cash-flow!! We can all use an extra stream of income in these tough times!! E-mail me, now! If you couldn't tell, I'm a little eccentric. I do know that's not generally a well received trait in this area of the country; but I'm dead serious and I CAN help you, if you can help me Thanks!! THEN THEY FLAGGED DOWN MY NEW ONE!!! HA! Posted to items wanted on wichita craigslist Looking to take over pmts on something, or rent/lease what you've got.. '00 up, Cold a/c, good mileage, auto. Responsible adult driver, payments to be made like clockwork, no risky uses, no funny business. Will be kept/driven in ICT area 99% of time with very occasional under 100mi biz trips. I'm willing to provide simple maintenance such as quality oil changes! I'm just tired of driving cheap **cars I can afford to pay cash for, and we just barely missed qualifying for a car loan last week. I need something presentable, and I need to be presentable for a new business venture (it is a good cause - child protection.). That means I can't show up all sweaty in a car without air conditioning, or with a screaming fan belt. I'm obviously not looking for some rice burner with 1000 stickers all over it, a huge ridiculous looking wing on the back of it, coffee can exhaust pipes, exceedingly loud intestinal tract problem sounding 4cyl, or some other crazy thing, like that. Just solid reliable transportation. I'll drive the car as if I were a ninety four year old grave digger who enjoys impeding the flow of traffic. I take care of cars... If it overheats or the oil light comes on, I don't drive another 400 miles. I put quality oil and filters into/on the cars I drive. I actually stop the car before changing from reverse to drive. I don't haul five destructive children or "friends" around all over town. I know that a-lot of people can't or don't want to make payments they're stuck with, these days. If that's you, I can make that problem go away, for you. Simply e-mail me with a phone number and description of the vehicle, and you're well on your way to being free of your monthly payment obligation!! Maybe you've got a used car you own outright which is sitting around dry rotting .. but you don't want to get rid of it .. again, I can help with that, too, by transforming your unused vehicle into a steady stream of monthly cash-flow!! We can all use an extra stream of income in these tough times!! E-mail me, now! I have a craigslist stalker who keeps flagging my ads down; I think it is this one guy here in town who is mad and angry about the women I see.. That or it's an ex neighbor of mine who has mental health issues and a funny looking wife. Be sure and e-mail me before he gets done peeing all over himself and flagging me down, yet again!!! ▀To my craigslist stalker: Don't be so jealous, would you? My life isn't so easy, either, you know!! I'm a good person who helps people, and there you are flagging my ads down, for no reason!! You should clean up and spend your time doing something productive, for a change, you might have some lady friends, then, yourself!! - I think it's hilarious that some idiot has the time to flag me down on there! LoL!!