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Mutt · 03-27-2011, 07:06 AM

it's obvious he's lost his interest in jigsaw puzzles. suggest some new hobbies for him that will distract him from his obsession with how the online porn industry killed itself.

1)Get a copy of Windows 3.1, my dad rest in peace could while away days playing Minesweeper

2)Get a golf ball retriever thingy and scoop up lost balls and sell them at Brno Public Golf Course

3)Needlepoint

4)Knock up Eva again, it will motivate you to live to 100.

Paul Markham · 03-27-2011, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

it's obvious he's lost his interest in jigsaw puzzles. suggest some new hobbies for him that will distract him from his obsession with how the online porn industry killed itself.

1)Get a copy of Windows 3.1, my dad rest in peace could while away days playing Minesweeper

2)Get a golf ball retriever thingy and scoop up lost balls and sell them at Brno Public Golf Course

3)Needlepoint

4)Knock up Eva again, it will motivate you to live to 100.

One of my hobbies is showing you guys the blatantly obvious. It hasn't killed itself, it's just whithered and whithered.

And some moan about it and flame me that it hasn't. Go figure that one out.

I have a new job lined up. Will still be here to remind you of the good times gone.

Grapesoda · 03-27-2011, 07:29 AM

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I have a new job lined up. \

shooting for brazzers?

Mutt · 03-27-2011, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I have a new job lined up. Will still be here to remind you of the good times gone.

give us a hint of what your new job is

Barefootsies · 03-27-2011, 07:31 AM

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shooting for brazzers?

If you can't beat em, join em.

alias · 03-27-2011, 07:33 AM

At least he is healthy, not sure what he is blithering on about though.

candyflip · 03-27-2011, 07:47 AM

eldominik · 03-27-2011, 12:48 PM

DVTimes · 03-27-2011, 12:55 PM

leave paul alone.

if you get to be his age of 96, you would expect more respect.

if he wants to post endless rubbish how he did porn in 1895, and how he once met queen victoria, thats up to him.

if he had been younger, he would have been one of the first to sail to the usa. but they said he was too old to sail with culumbia.

so leave him alone.

poor old sole.

$5 submissions · 03-27-2011, 01:39 PM

He could read Michel Foucault or Jacques Derrida. That could keep him entertained for DAYS.

Anyway, any webmaster here who wants to diversify into mainstream, hit me up. I have an interesting concept you might be interested in--social media marketing using pay per share.

ottopottomouse · 03-27-2011, 01:40 PM

5)Knitting.

Agent 488 · 03-27-2011, 01:42 PM

sell cabbages and beets at the Brno public market.

baddog · 03-27-2011, 02:02 PM

6) Skydiving

RadicalSights · 03-27-2011, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

that will distract him from his obsession with how the online porn industry killed itself.

But he's right. Adult industry is a bad joke.

RadicalSights · 03-27-2011, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

And some moan about it and flame me that it hasn't. Go figure that one out.

Those are probably the people who weren't around since 1996 to compare how pathetically useless it is now.

kronic · 03-27-2011, 02:50 PM

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6) Skydiving

...without a parachute.

marcop · 03-27-2011, 03:13 PM

7) Crocheting

lazycash · 03-27-2011, 03:37 PM

Build his own custom toilet.

MaDalton · 03-27-2011, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

sell cabbages and beets at the Brno public market.

that market is only 100 meter from my home, i can go and support him by buying something

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