Anyone have any creative business name i can steal?

Yes, I am sure people will be lining up to waste their time helping you and your laziness. Especially without a "please" anywhere in the post. You just demand it... from somebody else.... for free.

Fucking moron.

i will steal it too...

Business for what? You selling shoes? Pussy? Pencils?

Or for your Filipino Chat Sales company?

Take a look at this
http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=business%20card

Denial

Shit, i have been honest on posts you have made and gave you my ideas on your created threads more than once. So fuck you from now on It's not that I'm not creative, it's just i don't like the ones that come up in my head.

I have to admin there are some creative bastards on this forum.

What we are selling

Guess i should have stuck that on there, well this is an adult forum. So a mixture of Affiliate/Pussy/Design. Just a company name mate.

zilretchit.com

There you go. Problem solved. Next thread, please.

no

I"m looking for a company name, not a domain name. Problem not solved. Next asshole, please.

well what kind of business is it? you might want to tell people what you are doing before you start asking for their help... Im not gonna cry about a please although usually its nice to offer it... Ill give you some ideas but you really need to tell me wtf its for.

It was something i left out when creating the thread. I can't go back and edit it now.

What we are selling
Quote:
Originally Posted by DWB
Business for what? You selling shoes? Pussy? Pencils?

Or for your Filipino Chat Sales company?
Guess i should have stuck that on there, well this is an adult forum. So a mixture of Affiliate/Pussy/Design. Just a company name mate.

Sorry about that

Dumb Douche Designs, LLC

Zilretchit, Inc.

Pussy Plantation, Inc.

TM PP Industries :P

well I use something like ClitCartel but thats taken already I think. lol. Umm.... well you said you dont want a domain but just a company name however you will need/want the domain for your company as well and its a good way to see that the company name isnt already registered or that the name hasnt already been dragged through the mud by someone else so here is what I have come up with for you and the domain is available as per godaddy...

1. Beaver Networks BeaverNetworks.com

and yo, my designers could do a hilarious "horny beaver" logo for you cheap... you could have a slogan like "leave it to beaver" etc...

anyways let me know what you think.

You will probably want the .com for your business name

Have you checked out the name generator called Name Wiz? May give you some ideas.

Too hard to try to name another persons business. Even though it's adult, do you want it to be discreet? Or something that sounds adult? Something clever, or something tech sounding? Lots of options. I'd also suggest getting the domain for it, whatever it may be.

Kum Loads LLC

True, if you can't get the dot com keep looking

Is this not what you asked for?

Faggotech Industries

I am a huge faggot please rape my face

.com is available still

Rule the internets with "We Say So Corp"

CutCo? Inter Slice? Compu Global Hyper Mega Net?

Faggotry LTD

you can reg it as an UK based company for few hundres $

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That one's pretty bad ass

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marlboroack, now I will say something.... yo, people are in here trying to help you... I was willing to look past the entitled attitude you took when you were, as many have stated, demanding we all do work for you with nothing in return other than some semblance of communal good will within gfy. I actually took time out of my day to help your situation however, you responded nothing back?

I am not so much a whiner that is looking for a thank you... frankly I do give a shit about you at this point but I will however try to salvage the time I invested into research for you by trying to help others better understand the nature of tenacity and follow through citing you as a prime example of what not to do and how character traits carry over in all aspects of ones personal and professional life.

In any business model it all can be reduced down to a simple investment. That of time, money, elbow grease (probably anal lube in morlboro's case) and lastly heart. You will hear many talk about how they invested in all these areas but it just didnt pan out... that is because they are idiots. Success is not a reflection of an investment just as your grades in college are not a reflection of what you learned... The business demands that you make these investments just as your professors demand that you learn the material presented to you.... Your grade then is a reflection of what you were able to retain when it came time to take the fucking test or in the case of business, success will be determined by out of that investment what you put into it... was the time you invested well spent... did you actually apply yourself and accomplish something... did you make smart buys/trades/sales etc.... and lastly where was your heart in all of it? Do you really love what you do? These are the factors that determine the outcome of the investment into either success or failure.

Now in the case of Marlboro... You are lazy, a bit of an ass and have the attention span of a nat. This in economics would be summed up as your "position". Now, if in an investment you experience a negative position such as the housing market beginning to crash any wise "investor" will sell immediately as the long term risks outweigh any potential benefits. Taking your "position" marlboroack, and trying to apply them into any successful equation where you actually make money immediately comes out as an inevitable financial disaster... I mean if you cant even pay attention in a forum, act as you seemed to demand others do in return and have a little bit of oh I dont know, tenacity to figure the shit out yourself then in short, you are too much of an idiot to actually be successful in business.

Now I know that this might come as a shock to you. Im sure that you envision yourself at the helm of a major corporation driving flash-ass cars and taking a new chick with huge tits home every night and I hate to be the one to break it to you - but its never going to happen. I know, it sucks right?

But dont get depressed my little friend... there are still a lot of things that a worm like you can do in life. Here's what I recommend. Save your money on your corp filings and invest into buying a really nice suit... Then hit up your local bingo parlors... 2-3 a week at least but never the same 2 times in a row... Set your sights on a gilf with some measure of attractiveness as to offset any nausea you might experience fucking her and make SURE she has a nice little bank account that you can plunder when she dies... If you play your cards right and find the right one then your investment of a few years of granny fucking will pan out to far more than a lamer like you could ever obtain in a lifetime...

Make sense jackass? now I have other shit to do.

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