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I just dropped my phone in the toilet.
A piss toilet at that.
Ugh. But I guess things coulda been worse -- like if it was a toilet full of poop. |
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who have been calling you?
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God me too! that sucks a big crap.
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It's happened to us all.
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I learned to leave my phone in my pocket when I drink
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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Well that explains everything.
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Throw it in a bowl of rice
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I have done that twice - LOL
One time I was sober at home, the other time I was at club and I was a hot mess.
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if i drop my phone in a public toilet full of piss, i'm not going after it. fuck that.
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When my phone commited suicide it chose bath. Farewell, Sony Ericsson
Nokia tried the same once but didn't die. Just wanted to attract attention I suppose
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that sucks man, i have done this once, but it was old shit phone, so no big loose
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What kind of phone? and is it still working?
My buddy dropped his iPhone is the toilet once. It still worked, but the display was never the same.
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there's no $$$ in porn
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update your blog please!!! Talk about wilco or arcade fire or maybe coachella this year
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Yeah. Rinse it off and chuck it in some rice as it will draw the moisture out.
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yeah, uncooked rice will draw the moisture out.
It's also a decent idea to rinse if off with distilled water first, because regular water has minerals and shit in it that can fuck up the electrical connections on the boards.
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Make sure you take the battery out assuming it is not an iphone... It is not the water that nukes the phone. It is the damn electrical shorts the water makes. A nice bag of rice with no battery could bring it back to life.
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Take the battery out, that's key. Bury the phone in a brand new bag of clumping kitty littler for at least 12 hours, then put the battery back in. Should work fine after that.
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I think dropped something in home wc once but wc is fully clean so it was not problem to take it out.And when it comes to going out i almost never carry cellphone with me or use cheap shitty cellphone for which i dont care will i lose it.
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throw it the trash, pay the $15 for insurance and get a new one
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Did that a few weeks ago. Drunk of course.
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ugh done that years ago. Stupid toilets with sloping tank lids....
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pic or didn't happen :D
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Porn chicks are always dropping their phones into toilets... welcome to the club.
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I was taking a quick piss before Courtney Cummz showed up for her shoot. I'm finishing up, the phone rang, and I went to grab it out of my front pocket, and PLOP into the bowl.
It's in a Ziploc bag right now full of rice. Let's see if this trick works... |
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See signature :)
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Never experienced that, guess it's something to happen in a lifetime
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could make a nice site PissYourPhone DOT Com
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Well, I guess the moral to this story is: Stop knocking one out on vibrate mode in public urinals...
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dropped my hotel keys once (back when they still used keys) and had to go after them with both hands; it was fun
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The BEST type of toilet
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