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Old 03-25-2011, 12:30 PM   #1
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I just dropped my phone in the toilet.

A piss toilet at that.

Ugh.

But I guess things coulda been worse -- like if it was a toilet full of poop.
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Old 03-25-2011, 12:32 PM   #2
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Old 03-25-2011, 12:35 PM   #4
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Old 03-25-2011, 12:36 PM   #5
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A piss toilet at that.

Ugh.

But I guess things coulda been worse -- like if it was a toilet full of poop.
It's happened to us all.
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Old 03-25-2011, 12:37 PM   #6
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Old 03-25-2011, 12:37 PM   #7
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Old 03-25-2011, 12:50 PM   #8
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Old 03-25-2011, 12:51 PM   #9
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Old 03-25-2011, 12:51 PM   #10
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Throw it in a bowl of rice
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Old 03-25-2011, 12:54 PM   #11
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I have done that twice - LOL

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if i drop my phone in a public toilet full of piss, i'm not going after it. fuck that.
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:02 PM   #13
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When my phone commited suicide it chose bath. Farewell, Sony Ericsson
Nokia tried the same once but didn't die. Just wanted to attract attention I suppose
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:04 PM   #14
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if i drop my phone in a public toilet full of piss, i'm not going after it. fuck that.
just wait till it actually happens, then tell us about it. I grabbed mine out, pulled the battery and washed the daylights out of it, in hot water, put it under the blowdryer, in a few days it totally dried out. Used it for a couple years after
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:07 PM   #15
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that sucks man, i have done this once, but it was old shit phone, so no big loose
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:08 PM   #16
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What kind of phone? and is it still working?

My buddy dropped his iPhone is the toilet once. It still worked, but the display was never the same.
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:22 PM   #17
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Throw it in a bowl of rice
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:23 PM   #18
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:38 PM   #19
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Yeah. Rinse it off and chuck it in some rice as it will draw the moisture out.
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Throw it in a bowl of rice
yeah, uncooked rice will draw the moisture out.

It's also a decent idea to rinse if off with distilled water first, because regular water has minerals and shit in it that can fuck up the electrical connections on the boards.
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:42 PM   #21
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Make sure you take the battery out assuming it is not an iphone... It is not the water that nukes the phone. It is the damn electrical shorts the water makes. A nice bag of rice with no battery could bring it back to life.
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Take the battery out, that's key. Bury the phone in a brand new bag of clumping kitty littler for at least 12 hours, then put the battery back in. Should work fine after that.
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I think dropped something in home wc once but wc is fully clean so it was not problem to take it out.And when it comes to going out i almost never carry cellphone with me or use cheap shitty cellphone for which i dont care will i lose it.
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what to get???????
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ugh done that years ago. Stupid toilets with sloping tank lids....
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Porn chicks are always dropping their phones into toilets... welcome to the club.
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I was taking a quick piss before Courtney Cummz showed up for her shoot. I'm finishing up, the phone rang, and I went to grab it out of my front pocket, and PLOP into the bowl.

It's in a Ziploc bag right now full of rice. Let's see if this trick works...
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A piss toilet at that.

Ugh.

But I guess things coulda been worse -- like if it was a toilet full of poop.
If it was only poop it would not be water damaged
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Well, I guess the moral to this story is: Stop knocking one out on vibrate mode in public urinals...
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