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  • Voodoo
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    • Sep 2002
    • 10600

    #1

    Confucius Say....


    "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."
  • NetRodent
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 3985

    #2
    Confucius says "Man who go to sleep with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger."
    "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
    --H.L. Mencken

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    • freeadultcontent
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 9976

      #3
      He also say Voodoo keeps hand in pocket so he feel cocky all day.



      BTW voodoo, your sig always make me think your doing a line.


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      • AzteK
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2001
        • 3451

        #4
        Confucius says "Girl who sit on judges lap, gets honorable discharge." ^_^

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        • Voodoo
          ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
          • Sep 2002
          • 10600

          #5
          Confucius say:
          "Man Who Stand On Toilet High On Pot."

          "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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          • Voodoo
            ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
            • Sep 2002
            • 10600

            #6
            Confucius say:
            "Man Who Has Penis In Peanut Jar Is Fucking Nuts."

            "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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            • Voodoo
              ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
              • Sep 2002
              • 10600

              #7
              Confucius say:
              "Secretary not a permanent feature until screwed on desk."

              "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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              • pixelminx
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2002
                • 522

                #8
                there you are then.
                SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                • AzteK
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 3451

                  #9
                  confucius Say: "Pubic hair is just organic dental floss."

                  ^_^

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                  • KRL
                    Entrepreneur
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 31429

                    #10
                    Confucius say:

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                    • AzteK
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 3451

                      #11
                      Confucius say:
                      'basketball player who marry midget lady, will be nuts over her."


                      ^_^

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                      • Dildozer
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 7519

                        #12
                        BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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                        • sheepster
                          Registered User
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 47

                          #13
                          "7 day honeymoon make whole week"

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                          • Shoplifter
                            Richest man in Babylon
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 5849

                            #14
                            Nice toon design. Who did it?
                            I Like Blondes

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                            • Voodoo
                              ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 10600

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Shoplifter
                              Nice toon design. Who did it?
                              Thanks!

                              "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                              • Joe Sixpack
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 3793

                                #16
                                Confucious say:
                                "Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok"

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                                • High Quality
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 5741

                                  #17
                                  Confucious say... baseball wrong - man who has 4 balls cannot walk!

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                                  • galleryseek
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 8234

                                    #18
                                    how are those relationship situations

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                                    • mrthumbs
                                      salad tossing sig guy
                                      • Apr 2002
                                      • 11702

                                      #19
                                      hehe

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                                      • Babaganoosh
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                                        • Nov 2001
                                        • 15841

                                        #20
                                        Confucius say: "Man who fart in church often sit in own pew".
                                        I like pie.

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                                        • Voodoo
                                          ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 10600

                                          #21
                                          Confucius say: "Bump".

                                          "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                                          • FuqALot
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2001
                                            • 3817

                                            #22
                                            You guys are missing the best :-P.

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                                            • Muff
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2001
                                              • 1782

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
                                              Confucious say:
                                              "Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok"
                                              HAHA nice one.

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                                              • phogirl69
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 3330

                                                #24
                                                Confucius says

                                                " I'm high class, if you ain't rolling bypass"

                                                and

                                                "Fuck that but how we gonna get around on your bus pass
                                                before I put this pussy on your mustache, can you afford me?"

                                                "I like a lot of Prada, Alize and Vodka, late night, candle light, then I tear the cock up"

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                                                • CDSmith
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 51460

                                                  #25
                                                  Confucious say....

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                                                  • smut416
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 256

                                                    #26
                                                    Confucious say...

                                                    "He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok."


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                                                    • G Sharp
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 1343

                                                      #27
                                                      Confucius Say:

                                                      "Man who ejaculates into cash register, he come into money"

                                                      "Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk."

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