Are you an expert in anything?

**TheLegacy** · 03-17-2011, 12:12 PM

Pretty cool idea and definitely has a lot of usages

**davecummings** · 03-17-2011, 01:02 PM

Maybe I'd be considered an "expert" in sex? if so, I wonder how they'd protect us against some law enforcement entrapment calls by "fakers" under 18!

I looked at their site; it looks like they do some marketing, but that I'd have to do some advertising and stuff I am not qualified for and/or don't have the time to do.

**mchacal** · 03-17-2011, 01:04 PM

Good one!

**vdbucks** · 03-17-2011, 01:08 PM

I like the idea but...

You ever tried dealing with a moron over the phone?

**sarettah** · 03-17-2011, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by vdbucks

I like the idea but...

You ever tried dealing with a moron over the phone?

If you are getting paid by the minute to deal with them, moron's are a lot easier to deal with.

**candyflip** · 03-17-2011, 01:10 PM

Postin' on motherfucking GFY.

**vdbucks** · 03-17-2011, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by sarettah

If you are getting paid by the minute to deal with them, moron's are a lot easier to deal with.

I suppose that's true... but I don't really have that kind of patience ><

PS. I'm an expert in pussyology. Call me today for a non-free consultation.

**Scott McD** · 03-17-2011, 01:20 PM

I'm a boob expert!

**sarettah** · 03-17-2011, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by vdbucks

PS. I'm an expert in pussyology. Call me today for a non-free consultation.

Um, for the record, I'm a dude, dude.

(sarettah=hatteras backwards)

**vdbucks** · 03-17-2011, 01:34 PM

Originally posted by sarettah

Um, for the record, I'm a dude, dude.

(sarettah=hatteras backwards)

I don't presume I'd be giving pussyology advice to women ;)

**sarettah** · 03-17-2011, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by vdbucks

I don't presume I'd be giving pussyology advice to women ;)

Lol. Ok, I guess I read your answer wrong

**sperbonzo** · 03-17-2011, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by sarettah

Um, for the record, I'm a dude, dude.

(sarettah=hatteras backwards)

So you own a sportfishing yacht, or you are named after one?

.

**sarettah** · 03-17-2011, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by sperbonzo

So you own a sportfishing yacht, or you are named after one?

.

Neither ;p

I used to live at the beach, then I got stupid

**emjay** · 03-24-2011, 04:01 PM

Originally posted by davecummings

Maybe I'd be considered an "expert" in sex? .

No Dave. You are considered THE expert

Which is why $5/Min does not apply to you

Hot off the press:

San Diego, 24th March 2011 ? One of the adult industry?s eldest and most respected figures has announced the launch of a new website that will allow those with questions about the Adult Film Industry, and those curious about getting into the porn Industry to call him for a private consultation.

Industry luminary Dave Cummings, will be offering his expertise to assist callers interested in making their own amateur video, answering porn-related questions, discussing sex and relationships and learning about the world of Swinging.

Cummings, 71, was one of this year's inductees in the X-Rated Critics Organization's Hall of Fame Class of 2011, an honor handed out to only the best and brightest in the world of porn.

?I was constantly getting people asking me for advice? said Cummings, who is considered the oldest American still-performing professional porn star. ?Now I have a platform from which I can give private phone consultations, and be paid on a per-minute basis for the privilege. Time is money in this industry, just like any other?.

The service is powered by MyPhoneSite.com, a sophisticated new VoIP phonepaid chat platform that allows anyone to create their own pay-per-minute phone website. The resulting SEO-friendly websites all feature built-in web store to sell both tangible and digital goods, status icon, message system, per-minute billing rate, image hosting, video hosting, and a personal blog.

?I can think of many porn stars that could use this? commented Cummings. ?Sure, web cams are great, but the phone delivers a more intimate form of communication away from all that internet clutter. I?m sure that fans would love to connect this way, and that models will be grateful for the extra income it generates?.

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**alias** · 03-24-2011, 08:20 PM

Cool idea, especially with the inclusion of adult.

**F-U-Jimmy** · 03-24-2011, 08:38 PM

Im an expert on "Red Snappers"
I suppose i could charge to tell women how to stop there snappers turning red

**Spunky** · 03-24-2011, 08:40 PM

I can play with the skin flute

**DangerX !!!** · 03-24-2011, 08:47 PM

I'm an expert in... wait... what? OMG, well, I can teach people righteousness, how to be good, and what is right and what is not right. Do you think it could sell?

**Rofl** · 03-24-2011, 10:21 PM

An expert is someone who knows a lot about...

I know the perfect candidate for an expert phone line.

Just gettin in on the fun ya'll, love it...

**moeloubani** · 03-24-2011, 10:40 PM

Skype tried to do something like this and it didn't work out, it was called Skype Prime. It's a good idea; I wish I could charge people that called me for computer help by the minute.

**Paul Markham** · 03-24-2011, 11:24 PM

I'm an expert at winding up loser trolls. LOL

**emjay** · 03-25-2011, 01:24 AM

Originally posted by Paul Markham

I'm an expert at winding up loser trolls. LOL

I thought it was the other way round lol

**grumpy** · 03-25-2011, 01:28 AM

welcome back to 2000

**taken300** · 03-25-2011, 02:17 AM

Nice info... However agree to "moeloubani" ..

**Paul Markham** · 03-25-2011, 02:27 AM

Originally posted by emjay

I thought it was the other way round lol

Sometimes the broken record of "All you know is photography" gets up my nose.

But they're not trolls, they're fucking idiots. What do they think I've been doing for the last 33 years, sitting in a studio?

**emjay** · 03-25-2011, 06:58 AM

Originally posted by grumpy

welcome back to 2000

Pay-per-minute services via premium rate have been around much longer than that. But VoIP services like this would not have worked with a 14.4K dial-up modem...

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