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Wow, I've never seen someone reply to themselves so much in one thread.

Thank you?

btw, kristen with an e is much kinder than you seem

Oh Reggie, this is quite an interesting piece of digital performance art, though I'm not sure you're making any friends. Interesting strategy. I hope people take a look at the content though cuz it's good.

Thanks for the content-endorsement, Steve, coming from you it means a lot!

Hope you do "Muffy the Vampire Slayer" and "How I Fucked Your Mother"

She's not a Ginger. Comes with the hair.

Hahaha! Nice one, I respect you now. I'm serious!

Jenni! How bout you, doll-face? It's been YEARS! How are you? Heard you're hitched, congrats!

Yo, why don't you be my first sign-up under my affiliate referral, Jenni? You can def make $ from this content! You too Kristen with an e.. advise your clients! Kristin with an i... I'm sure you're already a pimproll affiliate, no?

And STEVE, time to quit AVN and get into the webmaster game, son!

Btw, all foolishness aside, how 'bout some AVN noms for these scenes next year! Faye Reagan is awesome and should win best actress. Or maybe Justine Jolie, she's in the sequel to Where Are They Fucking Now... the Jason Biggs episode - which porn.com tv still hasn't launched.. but will!
Justin'e performance is epic and newcomer Hayden Winters is fucking perfect. Lots of redheads that are super hot including Dani Jensen in addition to the three I just mentioned.

HAHAHAHA

HA


I'm Charlie Sheen!

smart move - dude is giving people major douche chills.

i watched one of the videos he's credited as an "Executive Producer" on - title sequence looks great - the rest........

Charlie - winning!

Reggie - losing!

fitty promos:thumbsup

your definition and my definition of SPAM are obviously different.

because you're fucking annoying and I really have low tolerance for retarded douches.

HAHA! Who's Charlie???

Content is only spammy, in my opinion, if it sucks...
this is compelling content, EVEN the Miley Cyrus scene which I had nothing to do with.
I realize there might be other definitions of Spam.

I wish you hadn't written that, for your sake...

You behave like a dumbfuck, then want us to signup through your reflink.

Tell me.. really.. you think that works?
Are you on drugs?

NOT on drugs, just weed.
I do not really think "that works" - This thread is part digital performance art part a test to just see if I can get anybody... even just 1 person!

Who wants to be that person??? The 1st webmaster signup I get wins an autographed Peter North VHS!!!

not on drugs just weed...lol

awesomness...winning

Most gay dudes are happy and kind (probably because they get laid so much!) - what the fuck happened to you?

lamest nic i have seen in awhile.

You're not Terrell Owens!!!!!

You're not famous enough to comment on yourself in the 3rd person

I wouldn't put myself out there on the block like this for a company that threw you under the bus.

That said, Justin has shot some pretty sweet content in the past. Sucks to hear things didn't work out between him and PR, but seems to be the best for both parties to part ways. I would distance yourselves from one another and call it a day before any permanent rep damage is done.

THanks for the kind words on my content, but what are you talking about????

OHHHH, Dave's comments earlier!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA, he didn't really throw me under a bus figuratively or literally! I think those comments were just him doing what he does: Good marketing!
That being said, I'm this month working on some documentaries so I wouldn't be able to shoot more for pimproll anyway

Dont think its really weird they kicked you out on the curve. Morons like you hurt a company more then you are helping them.

I HURT them by giving them these scenes???:

Scene 1
Scene 2
Scene 3

How do you figure, Sparrow?

Where'd you go, Sparrow? I love how you write these things then you vanish...

Reggie, you are a funny guy and a good shooter. You got skills but perhaps you need a little direction with PR -- and I don't mean PimpRoll. :pimp

True Steve, true!
Whom do you recommend???
I've heard James Bartholets' Galaxy Publicity is quite good!

I was thinking more along the lines of a publicist that specializes in crisis management!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I love you Razor, you've got good jokes!

While I have your attention, I'd like to pre-nom now for next year:

Best Actress:
Justine Jolie (for the upcoming scene)
Faye Reagan (For THIS scene)

Best Supporting Actress:
Hayden Winters (for the upcoming scene)
Dani Jensen: Again, for this scene:
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/faye-...ani-95836.html

Unfortunately these scenes aren't eligible because we don't give acting awards for single scenes on websites. I'm sure Paul loves them though because all the girls are redheads. You must be a fellow ginger kid lover.

While I like Redheads, sure, I really just like ALL hot girls! Black, white, red, yellow, brown, hazel, blue - I like all girls, especially hot ones!

You should have Paul watch these scenes, but also have Pete, Tom, and Mark watch them. I know all of them will love these scenes.

Didn't you guys just make a new category last year for internet-release? What is that category? Couldn't THIS scene be eligible for that category?:
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/faye-...ani-95836.html

When Paul and co see all these scenes I will honestly be surprised if they don't at least consider making a new category... will you forward them the scenes, Steve?

You mean, 'fellow ginger-lover, kid.' ???

Well, under our new Best Web Premiere category these scenes would be eligible. Make sure you pre-nom them!

Excellent, Razor

So that brings me to YOU, Kristen with an E, any XBiZ awards for which these scenes, and/or actor/actress performances, would be eligible?

The 'Where Are They Fucking Now' scene is actually a series! The Where Are They Fucking Now 2 scene (The JASON BIGGS Scene) is the one with the AWESOME Justine Joli performance that I've been talking about.
Pimproll People? When is 'Where Are They Fucking Now 2' launching on porn.com tv???

Also, when will these awesome, innovative, SUBVERSIVE scenes have free hosted galleries? Embeddable videos? Other sample clips??? WHEN? WHERE? WTF???!!!???
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/faye-...ani-95836.html
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/fanbo...uck-95837.html
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/tia-c...rth-95838.html

I'm talking to YOU HitMan!!!

SPARROW: "Dont think its really weird they kicked you out on the curve. Morons like you hurt a company more then you are helping them."

SPARROW: "My Vagina Hurts!"

100 Promo Is An autographed DVD of SPUNK'D, which stars former adult star Nick Manning!

Check out the promo for this AWESOME documentary on NICK we are finally finishing! It's good stuff, especially once you get beyond the initial rock music, IMHO ;-)
http://vimeo.com/3682489

Reggie, all the years I've known you, you have been a unique individual, danced to your own drum beat and followed your own path.

The doc on Manning looks interesting. I think deep down you see some of yourself in him, am I right? I know you've been working on this a long time. When are you going to finish it?

Either way, the world needs more Dani Jensen. Can you please shoot her again?

Thanks RazorJ, your friendship throughout the years is the only thing that has helped me continue my performance-art.

Ok, that's not really true, but you've certainly helped!

Now, I DARE you to say that Faye Reagan doesn't deserve awards consideration for this performance:
http://www.porn.com/porn-video/faye-...ani-95836.html
...same goes for saying that Dani Jensen doesn't deserve supporting female, or Dane Cross doesn't deserve supporting male.. It's lunacy! I'm sure you and Paul will agree that some special categories need to be formed for these porn.com tv scenes.
Also, the cinematography, out-takes, and most notable, editing are all deserving of nominations, in my humble, subjective opinion.

"The doc on Manning looks interesting. I think deep down you see some of yourself in him, am I right? I know you've been working on this a long time. When are you going to finish it?"
Hahaha, I guess you're right! I do, deept down! Or maybe it's the other way around, I don't know! But I didn't even think of it until I rad your post. Wow brotha-man steve, you might know me better than I know myself! Did you major in social psychology whilst you attended Cambridge?

Also, Steve, please post what mark, pete, and the rest of the crew think of the scenes when they watch them... ;-)