Who wants $500 cash??

**Raja** · 03-07-2011, 06:38 PM

shrunken head. Just something I know the big dicks at Sexsearch would appreciate

**ottopottomouse** · 03-08-2011, 01:51 AM

Marmalade sandwiches.

**TeenCat** · 03-08-2011, 01:53 AM

is it you in the box?

**seeandsee** · 03-08-2011, 03:09 AM

this:

(or similar figure)

**seeandsee** · 03-08-2011, 03:10 AM

or this:

or similar jewlery

**Emil** · 03-08-2011, 04:04 AM

A PHP-script?

**plugin** · 03-08-2011, 04:52 AM

women's masks ????

**plugin** · 03-08-2011, 05:01 AM

**mailman** · 03-08-2011, 05:09 AM

Peruvian Pottery

BJ · 03-08-2011, 05:17 AM

**Choker** · 03-08-2011, 06:51 AM

Originally posted by seeandsee

this:

(or similar figure)

Wow your fucking close

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 03-08-2011, 07:33 AM

Ceramic plate?

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 03-08-2011, 07:39 AM

Meh, I'm gonna burn off my second guess for the page already and say Chachapoyan fertility idol

**Choker** · 03-08-2011, 07:50 AM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

Meh, I'm gonna burn off my second guess for the page already and say Chachapoyan fertility idol

Wrong culture

**Choker** · 03-08-2011, 07:52 AM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

Meh, I'm gonna burn off my second guess for the page already and say Chachapoyan fertility idol

Interesting factoid, those people had light skin and blonde hair.

**Double trouble** · 03-08-2011, 08:06 AM

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 03-08-2011, 08:07 AM

Originally posted by Choker

Interesting factoid, those people had light skin and blonde hair.

Guess I kind of blew away the "it's not an antiquity" clue with that one anyways...

**seeandsee** · 03-08-2011, 08:45 AM

somebody will crack before me :D

**Choker** · 03-08-2011, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

Guess I kind of blew away the "it's not an antiquity" clue with that one anyways...

I didn't say it was not a antiquity, I said "I didn't say it was a antiquity". Meaning I did not confirm or deny it was. It is though

**Agent 488** · 03-08-2011, 12:38 PM

mayan funerary urn.

**Choker** · 03-08-2011, 12:40 PM

Originally posted by Agent 488

mayan funerary urn.

Close, but wrong culture

**Agent 488** · 03-08-2011, 12:42 PM

aztec funerary urn.

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 03-08-2011, 12:45 PM

Bound to be something Incan in that case. I'll keep thinking until next page.

**HardlinkSells** · 03-08-2011, 12:48 PM

Buddha statue

**Choker** · 03-08-2011, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

Bound to be something Incan in that case. I'll keep thinking until next page.

Again, wrong culture

**seeandsee** · 03-08-2011, 02:40 PM

new page soon and i will crack it :D

**signupdamnit** · 03-08-2011, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by Choker

Again, wrong culture

Ancient Egyptian shabtis?

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 03-08-2011, 02:47 PM

Fuck, I think i got a solid guess for the next page now... Motherfuckers get posting so i can take another stab, lol...

**Fucksakes** · 03-08-2011, 02:56 PM

this?

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 03-08-2011, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by Fucksakes

this?

Waiting to see the response on that one. That was pretty much my next shot. Lots of Moche/Mochica figural type vessels with an erotic motif going on. Which would come in line with a lot of the hints so far, as well as carry a sexual theme that would be a perfect gift for someone in the sex industry. I genuinely fear you may have beat me to it with this one. Perhaps not Moche, but Chancay. Crossing my fingers for another guess though...

**Fucksakes** · 03-08-2011, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

Waiting to see the response on that one. That was pretty much my next shot. Lots of Moche/Mochica figure type vessels with an erotic motif going on...

haha I doubt it.. i'll have to thank google if so.. i searched vase and peru and took the best pic lol

**Choker** · 03-08-2011, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by signupdamnit

Ancient Egyptian shabtis?

Nah, its from Peru man

**Choker** · 03-08-2011, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

Waiting to see the response on that one. That was pretty much my next shot. Lots of Moche/Mochica figural type vessels with an erotic motif going on. Which would come in line with a lot of the hints so far, as well as carry a sexual theme that would be a perfect gift for someone in the sex industry. I genuinely fear you may have beat me to it with this one. Perhaps not Moche, but Chancay. Crossing my fingers for another guess though...

So fucking close, refer to my hint about who this is for and you got it

**signupdamnit** · 03-08-2011, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by Choker

It's from Peru

Ah missed that. Will quote for anyone else only reading the last page.

**Choker** · 03-08-2011, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

Waiting to see the response on that one. That was pretty much my next shot. Lots of Moche/Mochica figural type vessels with an erotic motif going on. Which would come in line with a lot of the hints so far, as well as carry a sexual theme that would be a perfect gift for someone in the sex industry. I genuinely fear you may have beat me to it with this one. Perhaps not Moche, but Chancay. Crossing my fingers for another guess though...

It's not Chancay, but I do have some neat Chancay pieces.

**AdultDesigners** · 03-08-2011, 03:10 PM

Inside the box is the New Maya Calendar (the one that comes after 21 December 2012. New edition

)

**AdultDesigners** · 03-08-2011, 03:11 PM

Or maybe a Crystal Skull

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 03-08-2011, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by Choker

So fucking close, refer to my hint about who this is for and you got it

I think I'm following down the right line with the subtle hint there. I'll hold out for the next page just to be fair though, lol.

I'm looking at a piece right now that sold in January, and if that doesn't nail it, well I dunno anymore...

**HerPimp** · 03-08-2011, 05:41 PM

**HerPimp** · 03-08-2011, 05:48 PM

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 03-08-2011, 05:54 PM

Somebody is gonna wind up beating me, so i'm just gonna gun for it. I don't even care about the money, I just like this guessing game, so fuck the rules...

Being as you shot down most cultures that were mentioned, yet had nothing to say when Moche came up, I'm sticking with Moche as a guideline. I'm sticking with the figural vessel of some sort, and going with "big dick" as the key clue to crack the case.

The first two are basically the same idea. The first piece is the one which sold in January. I almost want to believe this is the exact piece in the box, lol.

My second guess for the next page was going to be something similiar to HerPimp`s first guess. A more plain vessel with a phallic spout. There's a lot of them from the Moche. There`s also a boatload of pottery from the Vicus with phallic spouts, but I`m gunning for it being Moche, for the reasons mentioned above.

The big dick clue has me gunning for something along the lines of the first two images though. Moche figural vessel with a big ass dong spout popping off it...

**chaze** · 03-08-2011, 06:03 PM

A computer?

**Fucksakes** · 03-08-2011, 09:15 PM

is it like a man with a dick that bends down and a barrel type thing around him.. and when you lift the barrel the big dick springs..

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/93/22...6aa7794ada.jpg

**seeandsee** · 03-09-2011, 02:04 AM

some nasty figyres

**calvinawe** · 03-09-2011, 05:52 AM

a strip of paper saying I.O.U causing frustration

**seeandsee** · 03-09-2011, 06:41 AM

who will join me on new page? :D

**O MARINA** · 03-09-2011, 06:45 AM

3 pages no winners? send me the 500

**O MARINA** · 03-09-2011, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

I'll hold out for the next page just to be fair though, lol.

lol, Choker give him a hint already

**Som** · 03-09-2011, 07:27 AM

rabbit with huge cock)

**O MARINA** · 03-09-2011, 07:28 AM

one fiddy

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