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  • cam_girls
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2009
    • 2968

    #1

    Online Casinos are great!

    I had a few practice games of Roullette at Casino.com then went to bet and my brand new password was rejected, PW reminder didn't work and no support.

    Tried 888.com and finally filled out the signup form and the server goes down.

    Not as bad as TrafficShop! All the packages are around $300 and the paypal options are

    [$20]
    [$50]
    [$100]
    [$500]


    So I made the first $100 and now Paypal hangs.

    I tell you eCommerce is a joke!

    My bank says they don't even know if a bank wire is on the way, when all bank wires begin by contacting the receiving bank.

    Try paypal for emergency funds you say? After 5 weeks waiting for a bank wire I got an emergency $2000 paypalled, but that's over the Australian money laundering limit so I still had to go hungry in the park.

    Buy something with paypal? Nope! Any problem with your CC and it blindly says YOUR PAYMENT WAS SUCCESSFUL! Nope! Money is still in you bank account while they sort out a week long echeck accessing your savings account you set up for withdrawals, meanwhile the seller is waiting for his money.

    I was going to buy a toy roullette wheel to test my psychic predictions, I might have to at this rate, you sure as hell can't send people money over computers.
  • Seth Manson
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    • Jul 2010
    • 3988

    #2
    You are one weird fuckin dude.

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    • Chosen
      • Aug 2001
      • 63151

      #3
      Congrats to the winners

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      • mineistaken
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        • Apr 2007
        • 29656

        #4
        why on earth would anybody waste their money on ONLINE casino?

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        • Dappz
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          • Dec 2009
          • 997

          #5
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          • Serge Litehead
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2002
            • 5190

            #6
            you can't blame them, they don't have premium domains

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            • georgeyw
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              • Jul 2005
              • 9865

              #7
              psychic preditions?

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              • will76
                Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                • May 2003
                • 18037

                #8
                Originally posted by cam_girls
                I had a few practice games of Roullette at Casino.com then went to bet and my brand new password was rejected, PW reminder didn't work and no support.

                Tried 888.com and finally filled out the signup form and the server goes down.

                Not as bad as TrafficShop! All the packages are around $300 and the paypal options are

                [$20]
                [$50]
                [$100]
                [$500]


                So I made the first $100 and now Paypal hangs.

                I tell you eCommerce is a joke!

                My bank says they don't even know if a bank wire is on the way, when all bank wires begin by contacting the receiving bank.

                Try paypal for emergency funds you say? After 5 weeks waiting for a bank wire I got an emergency $2000 paypalled, but that's over the Australian money laundering limit so I still had to go hungry in the park.

                Buy something with paypal? Nope! Any problem with your CC and it blindly says YOUR PAYMENT WAS SUCCESSFUL! Nope! Money is still in you bank account while they sort out a week long echeck accessing your savings account you set up for withdrawals, meanwhile the seller is waiting for his money.

                I was going to buy a toy roullette wheel to test my psychic predictions, I might have to at this rate, you sure as hell can't send people money over computers.
                perhaps you should be spending your money on a place to live and not at online casinos....





                and you sure as hell can't predict the winning numbers on a roulette wheel so you should thank those sites for not accepting your money.


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                Last edited by will76; 02-28-2011, 09:41 PM.
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                • pamon
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                  • Dec 2007
                  • 3113

                  #9
                  how does paypal work with casino's anyways? thought it was banned for casino usage?
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                  • LiveDose
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                    • Feb 2002
                    • 25792

                    #10
                    Whatever you're smokin' I don't want any.

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                    • cam_girls
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 2968

                      #11
                      Originally posted by will76
                      and you sure as hell can't predict the winning numbers on a roulette wheel so you should thank those sites for not accepting your money.

                      No, thanks to YOU Will!

                      Using your page number and line number channeling I've almost perfected the Zenner Card Mindreading Test!

                      Skeptics are so slow to pay though, just testing it out..

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                      • candyflip
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                        • Jul 2002
                        • 43069

                        #12

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                        • seeandsee
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                          #13
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                          • cam_girls
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 2968

                            #14
                            Think of a word - and tell me a random page number 1-300
                            and a random line number 1-30!

                            I'll do a "remote viewing" - not guess the exact word!

                            Just tell me:

                            Page 123 Line 23

                            and CONCENTRATE on your secret word.

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                            • brassmonkey
                              Pay It Forward
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 77396

                              #15
                              Originally posted by mineistaken
                              why on earth would anybody waste their money on ONLINE casino?
                              good question id never play even free
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                              • Niktamer
                                Lord of the Leads
                                • May 2005
                                • 3021

                                #16
                                dont forget BLUE pills in the morning RED at night !!!

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                                • DEA - banned for life
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                                  • Nov 2004
                                  • 7886

                                  #17
                                  www.webmasterscasino.com

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                                  • BettingHandle
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                                    • Jul 2010
                                    • 1832

                                    #18
                                    Check my sig

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                                    • Lint
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                                      • Dec 2010
                                      • 254

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by cam_girls
                                      Think of a word - and tell me a random page number 1-300
                                      and a random line number 1-30!

                                      I'll do a "remote viewing" - not guess the exact word!

                                      Just tell me:

                                      Page 123 Line 23

                                      and CONCENTRATE on your secret word.
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                                      • Inter-Sex
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2005
                                        • 2231

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Niktamer
                                        dont forget BLUE pills in the morning RED at night !!!
                                        I don't mind if he takes a double dosis !

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                                        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                          (felis madjewicus)
                                          • Jul 2006
                                          • 20368

                                          #21
                                          you want to win at roulette, use the double up system. too bad that shit would never fly on an online roulette table. i can't believe anyone fucking trusts online casino games at all. fucking idiots the lot of 'em...

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                                          • biskoppen
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                                            • Mar 2003
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                                            #22
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                                            • will76
                                              Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 18037

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by cam_girls
                                              No, thanks to YOU Will!

                                              Using your page number and line number channeling I've almost perfected the Zenner Card Mindreading Test!

                                              Skeptics are so slow to pay though, just testing it out..

                                              "almost" doesn't mean shit.

                                              If you were really physic, you wouldn't be living in the park. You would have cashed in on betting, whether it was horse races, sporting events, or casinos, you would be worth millions. But what do all of the "physic" people do, they read people's hands for $10... LMAO.. because they are all frauds.

                                              I think I am a better physic than you are, I predict you will continue to make an ass out of yourself on GFY.

                                              Originally posted by cam_girls
                                              Think of a word - and tell me a random page number 1-300
                                              and a random line number 1-30!

                                              I'll do a "remote viewing" - not guess the exact word!

                                              Just tell me:

                                              Page 123 Line 23

                                              and CONCENTRATE on your secret word.
                                              Who gives a fuck about a word on a page. Tell me who is going to make it to the NBA finals this year. You can't, because you frauds can't predict anything definitive, like who will win something. There is no cut and draw answers with your delusions. You need something subjective like a random word that you can then twist and turn and try to make some obscure connection to something else as "proof" you are physic. Nigga please, get back on your meds.
                                              Last edited by will76; 03-01-2011, 08:41 AM.
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                                              • Lamis
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Sep 2007
                                                • 961

                                                #24
                                                lol, online casinos a big rip off...

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                                                • will76
                                                  Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 18037

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                  you want to win at roulette, use the double up system. too bad that shit would never fly on an online roulette table. i can't believe anyone fucking trusts online casino games at all. fucking idiots the lot of 'em...
                                                  The problem with the double up system is that the table limit will get you. For example if you bet red there is a min as well, so say you needed to bet at least $5, if you lose 10x in a row you will likely have hit the table limit then you can't double up any more to get your money back, you just lose. It's not very uncommon for red or black to come up 10x in a row. If that happens to you, you busted hard.

                                                  In theory, if there were no table limits, the double up system would work. But the casino aint stupid.
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                                                  • cam_girls
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Apr 2009
                                                    • 2968

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by will76
                                                    In theory, if there were no table limits, the double up system would work. But the casino aint stupid.
                                                    Utter rot!

                                                    Learn to program a spreadsheet macro and try it.

                                                    There is a mathematically supported theorem about the only gambling system that does work!

                                                    It's based on an infinite random walk always making it back home.

                                                    Basically, who wins rocks back and forth until the the smaller player goes bust.

                                                    THAT is why the casino wins, and the bias in the odds.

                                                    So all you have to do is man the poker rooms and pick the little guys and keep playing them until they bust, then slowly, slowly build up your kitty and take on bigger, bigger and bigger opponents!

                                                    There you go! Never bet against a rich man

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                                                    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                      (felis madjewicus)
                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 20368

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by cam_girls
                                                      Utter rot!

                                                      Learn to program a spreadsheet macro and try it.

                                                      There is a mathematically supported theorem about the only gambling system that does work!

                                                      It's based on an infinite random walk always making it back home.

                                                      Basically, who wins rocks back and forth until the the smaller player goes bust.

                                                      THAT is why the casino wins, and the bias in the odds.

                                                      So all you have to do is man the poker rooms and pick the little guys and keep playing them until they bust, then slowly, slowly build up your kitty and take on bigger, bigger and bigger opponents!

                                                      There you go! Never bet against a rich man
                                                      That's pretty much the basic premise most career poker players live on. Not the big tournament guys, but the ones who grind it out on small tables eating up the little fish. A lot of the online home players and such. I got a buddy who makes his living on PokerStars. He never leaves the the little tables, like $.50 tables or whatever. The pots get up to a few bucks at most. But he can sit down on those small tables and eat up low level players all day if he wants. He's not winning million dollar tournaments but he makes enough to live on by putting in hours like any other job and playing as "safe" as he can...
                                                      Last edited by Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life; 03-02-2011, 02:56 AM.

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                                                      • ottopottomouse
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                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 13177

                                                        #28
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                                                        • Waiter
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                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                          • 15986

                                                          #29
                                                          stay away from gambling ...
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