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01-19-2003, 06:32 PM
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my g/f just shit on me!!!
what the would cause this...
I was fucking her, she was on top riding my cock and going faster and faster all of a sudden my dick popped out of her pussy and poked her in the ass (we never do anal) she screamed out loud in SERIOUS ASS PAIN! I dont want to ever here screaming like that again. And anyways I went to the bathroom to take a piss and noticed a shit smell, I checked and found a quarter-sized puddle of shit on my abs... what the fuck is up with that?
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01-19-2003, 06:34 PM
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That's fucking sick man
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01-19-2003, 06:35 PM
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Master of Gfy.com
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ahahahhaha thats awesome, can i buy the rights to that story?
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01-19-2003, 06:35 PM
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I'm here for SPORT
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flu?
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01-19-2003, 06:36 PM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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The next time this happens, post it on a bulletin board. Oh wait...
LOL, naw man don't worry about it, your girlfriend does that to me all the time.
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01-19-2003, 06:37 PM
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Back in Black
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Pictures - We want pictures.
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01-19-2003, 06:37 PM
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What do you think comes out of there? Rose water?
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01-19-2003, 06:37 PM
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A lot of people have tried the dick just slipped in the wrong hole technique before. But I have never heard of sucj immediate punishment.
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01-19-2003, 06:37 PM
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Shit on her back
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01-19-2003, 06:38 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Was it your dog you were fucking or really a girl?
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01-19-2003, 06:39 PM
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I'm here for SPORT
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usually fucking anal that isn't cleaned out first without a condom brings on an infection in your dick.
Basically your dick will get covered in soars and you won't be having sex for a LONG time....
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01-19-2003, 06:40 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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give her a bukkake bath
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01-19-2003, 06:40 PM
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"Assassins"
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Your full of shit.. That never happend you asshole..
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01-19-2003, 06:41 PM
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HAHAH that is some funny shit
  to your girl for punishing you so severely and without thought LOL
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01-19-2003, 06:43 PM
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this is the funniest story i ever heard
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01-19-2003, 06:44 PM
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salad tossing sig guy
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01-19-2003, 06:45 PM
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show us some pics
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01-19-2003, 06:47 PM
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wouldn't it be "just shat on me"
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01-19-2003, 06:47 PM
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01-19-2003, 06:47 PM
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My hips don't lie
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thats fucking discusting.... why telling us!?
Great I just lost my dinner...  |
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01-19-2003, 06:48 PM
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01-19-2003, 06:48 PM
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anal is for faggots and archers
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01-19-2003, 06:53 PM
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Why would anyone in their right mind do anal with a nice warm pussy just an inch away?
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01-19-2003, 06:54 PM
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01-19-2003, 06:56 PM
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Fuck Checks, CASH only!
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01-19-2003, 06:56 PM
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Anal is not for faggots only.
 I am cowering on single idea to fuck a guy but I still adore to fuck tight ass. Nothing can squeeze your cock like ass... And yes, shit happens 
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01-19-2003, 06:58 PM
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This is why god invented the enema!
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01-19-2003, 07:00 PM
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Straight guys dont like anal? Go to any porn video store and they will usually have a large anal section and anal mags cuz it sells. Last year I made pretty good money selling anal debutants and anal passions - 2 straight anal sites. |
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01-19-2003, 07:00 PM
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damn that has to suck.. lmao
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01-19-2003, 07:01 PM
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01-19-2003, 07:01 PM
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01-19-2003, 07:04 PM
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01-19-2003, 08:58 PM
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You should send that story to Playboy©
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01-19-2003, 09:01 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Was there any corn?
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01-19-2003, 09:08 PM
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Sorry. This story is completely made up.
I just got done watching Anal Gangbang Sluts and each and every one of them not only begged to be banged in the ass because they love it, but once the guy was done banging them, they immediately started sucking his crank. It's perfectly clean down there. THIS WHOLE THREAD IS A LIE!
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01-19-2003, 09:09 PM
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Sure, say that like it was HER fault right? If she said "yea, let's do anal" than I can see where you could blame her. But that's not the case here, so just take a damn shower and let it go. Talk about "attention whore."
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01-19-2003, 09:15 PM
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So you ran from the bathroom directly to the GFY board to let us all know.....
GO wipe yourself off man |
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01-19-2003, 09:29 PM
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Newbies..
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01-19-2003, 09:30 PM
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01-19-2003, 09:42 PM
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Got MIDs?
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you dont know what it's like until it's happened to you.... i mean the 'oops i slipped into the wrong place' thing. it hurts SOOOOOOO MUCH... i wanted to kill him ... i think i cried and screamed for 10 minutes.
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01-19-2003, 09:45 PM
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I did enough -girls- up the ass to satisfy my curiousity, one had an 'accident' in the process and REALLY ruined the mood LOL Even when it was good it was more the mental charge of doing it, after a minute or two all you can really feel is the sphincter, whereas with pussy you can feel it all over. Gimme pussy anyday. |
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01-19-2003, 09:48 PM
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gross
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01-19-2003, 09:49 PM
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I have yet to try anal sex, but after reading this, I'll stick to jerking off to my anal content on my local harddrive.
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01-19-2003, 09:54 PM
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See sig. Join Epic Cash.
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So your girlfriend doesn't do anal and she's incontinent?
Why are you still with her?
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01-19-2003, 09:55 PM
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01-19-2003, 10:02 PM
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we take turns with my girl friend
on mondays, wednsdays, fridays and sundays she takes a shit on me on tuesdays, thursdays and saturdays i take dump on her it is all about mutual understanding |
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01-19-2003, 10:08 PM
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Got MIDs?
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ohhhh YUMMY!
Matthew, how come we never take turns doing that? |
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01-19-2003, 10:22 PM
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01-19-2003, 10:28 PM
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Are you sure the shit is hers? Maybe it's yours and when your dick hit her ass hard like that the back pressure squeezed a turd out of your own navel?
Or maybe she shat out a little turd while she was grabbing her ass in pain and then waited until you are about to finish and when you closed your eyes to cum she stuck it on you? Or maybe it was from a previous session and was stuck to the roof and fell off and landed on you? All possibilities, all not worth visualizing :P
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01-19-2003, 10:29 PM
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too late! |
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