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dig420

01-19-2003 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WallaceW
Anal is not for faggots only. :BangBang:

I am cowering on single idea to fuck a guy but I still adore to fuck tight ass. Nothing can squeeze your cock like ass...

And yes, shit happens :Graucho

yeah shit happens and it's gross bleah...

I did enough -girls- up the ass to satisfy my curiousity, one had an 'accident' in the process and REALLY ruined the mood LOL

Even when it was good it was more the mental charge of doing it, after a minute or two all you can really feel is the sphincter, whereas with pussy you can feel it all over. Gimme pussy anyday.

Spoonie Luv

01-19-2003 09:48 PM

gross

X37375787

01-19-2003 09:49 PM

I have yet to try anal sex, but after reading this, I'll stick to jerking off to my anal content on my local harddrive.

psyko514

01-19-2003 09:54 PM

So your girlfriend doesn't do anal and she's incontinent?

Why are you still with her?

RedShoe

01-19-2003 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
wouldn't it be "just shat on me"

yes.

stanton

01-19-2003 10:02 PM

we take turns with my girl friend

on mondays, wednsdays, fridays and sundays she takes a shit on me

on tuesdays, thursdays and saturdays i take dump on her

it is all about mutual understanding

Brat	01-19-2003 10:08 PM

ohhhh YUMMY!

Matthew, how come we never take turns doing that? :(

Hooper

01-19-2003 10:22 PM

Quote:

I was into anal I might as well be gay and not have to deal with women at all.

By that logic you wouldnt like getting blowjobs either right?

jojojo

01-19-2003 10:28 PM

Are you sure the shit is hers? Maybe it's yours and when your dick hit her ass hard like that the back pressure squeezed a turd out of your own navel?

Or maybe she shat out a little turd while she was grabbing her ass in pain and then waited until you are about to finish and when you closed your eyes to cum she stuck it on you?

Or maybe it was from a previous session and was stuck to the roof and fell off and landed on you?

All possibilities, all not worth visualizing :P

stanton

01-19-2003 10:29 PM

:1orglaugh

too late!

PornBroker

01-19-2003 10:31 PM

thanks for the info.....:)

Yassi

01-19-2003 10:39 PM

:1orglaugh

fletcher

01-19-2003 10:41 PM

I think the best part about this story is he immediately got on here to tell everyone.

greedinc

01-20-2003 12:15 AM

hahaha, all of this has reminded me of a certain immigrant...
http://www.dirtysanchezthemovie.com/movie.html

NoCarrier

01-20-2003 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mongoose403
what the would cause this...

I was fucking her, she was on top riding my cock and going faster and faster all of a sudden my dick popped out of her pussy and poked her in the ass (we never do anal) she screamed out loud in SERIOUS ASS PAIN! I dont want to ever here screaming like that again. And anyways I went to the bathroom to take a piss and noticed a shit smell, I checked and found a quarter-sized puddle of shit on my abs...

what the fuck is up with that? :(

Impossible. Girls do not shit. Just watch porn movies. It's all clean.

robfantasy

01-20-2003 03:03 AM

Quote:

mongoose you are a sick fuck

kmanrox

01-20-2003 07:55 AM

this thread makes my bowels tickle....

and my dick hard

imJason

01-20-2003 08:05 AM

I do anal with my g/f about every month or so, just to remind her whose the boss,

I think next time I get the urge im gonna ask her to take a big shit on me,

thanks dude

Jakke PNG

01-20-2003 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
this thread makes my bowels tickle....

and my dick hard

You too?

michel

01-20-2003 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

I just know from medial books and friends that had that experience. I've never done anal, never even wanted to when asked for it from girlfriends - I always figgured if I was into anal I might as well be gay and not have to deal with women at all.

Having anal sex is not the same as being gay

Sarah_Jayne

01-20-2003 09:29 AM

amazing how little some porn webmasters know about sex.

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