my FaceBook Story

**Anthony** · 02-23-2011, 07:37 AM

**CaptainHowdy** · 02-23-2011, 07:43 AM

**dyna mo** · 02-23-2011, 07:46 AM

**marketsmart** · 02-23-2011, 07:47 AM

Originally posted by vod

I met a couple girls on Facebook recently and just broke up with my girl friend... so I want to have some fun, I invited one girl to my home for dinner / drinks and my ex just showed up and hung out for hours, had dinner with us... wow my date and I were a little weird about everything and uncomfortable... i wanted to get both in bed with each other but all it did was get my ex-girl wanting me more... not what I wanted to do...

so I tried again the next day with the other girl I met on facebook ...and my ex show up again...wtf crazy what love does to people but now I asked her NOT to stop by with out calling first...lol and she left with her tail between her legs... all I wanted to do was have some fun and try and date a little... now I go out for dinner and drinks with friends and have less at my home...lol

The moral of my story is that you can get laid with facebook ...

sometimes...

why don't you just admit that you broke up with your girl because you love the cock and you are just having dinner with these other girls to hide your homosexuality..

just come out of the closet already faggot....

i mean... cool story bro....

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**Phillipmcd1** · 02-23-2011, 08:08 AM

**_Richard_** · 02-23-2011, 08:41 AM

two dates in two days and both at your house?

**lazycash** · 02-23-2011, 08:52 AM

So why would you let your ex in the door if you had a date going on, please don't tell us she still has a key.

**O MARINA** · 02-23-2011, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by lazycash

So why would you let your ex in the door if you had a date going on, please don't tell us she still has a key.

Hello he is a real player and probably checked in his location on FB and 'tagged' them both too

**Scott McD** · 02-23-2011, 09:52 AM

Originally posted by vod

The moral of my story is that you can get laid with facebook ...

sometimes...

Or just go out to a bar and meet chicks there and get laid.

If people need Facebook to get laid, makes me wonder what they did before Facebook...

**Sly** · 02-23-2011, 09:54 AM

You let your ex have dinner with you and your date? If I was your date, I would have left laughing.

**BlackCrayon** · 02-23-2011, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by Sly

You let your ex have dinner with you and your date? If I was your date, I would have left laughing.

no shit. what was he thinking?

**TCLGirls** · 02-23-2011, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by Sly

You let your ex have dinner with you and your date? If I was your date, I would have left laughing.

Yeah, but the thing is that in OP's case, Real Dolls can't act on their own.

**cooldude7** · 02-23-2011, 10:05 AM

from what i read , all i understand that u wanted threesome with ur ex.

good luck.

**lazycash** · 02-23-2011, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by O MARINA

Hello he is a real player and probably checked in his location on FB and 'tagged' them both too

**vod** · 02-23-2011, 11:01 AM

so I thought about it today more... I think that I will invite 3 girls to the bar next week without anyone knowing each other or knowing they are will come and then I will video tape the competition that women will get into to keep the man for the day..lol

or will i be holding my dick in my hand with 3 less girls I can date... it will be something to watch, just hope my ex does not show up or we will have fire works... or wait maybe I invite her also...

she does not have a key anymore...and needs to call before she shows up...lol

**bns666** · 02-23-2011, 11:06 AM

don't invite girls on date on public fb wall but in private msg next time so your ex won't know about it

**O MARINA** · 02-23-2011, 11:10 AM

Originally posted by lazycash

Maybe I take the diss back, he's blond tall and cute lol

**Dirty D** · 02-23-2011, 11:12 AM

You sure that none were a tranny?

They have different dating / mating rituals...

**DamianJ** · 02-23-2011, 11:26 AM

That's happened to me 9,000 times.

**J. Falcon** · 02-23-2011, 11:38 AM

Originally posted by _Richard_

two dates in two days and both at your house?

That part had me scratching my head as well-

**lazycash** · 02-23-2011, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by Dirty D

You sure that none were a tranny?

They have different dating / mating rituals...

I'm sure you're all too familiar with them.

**dyna mo** · 02-23-2011, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by lazycash

I'm sure you're all too familiar with them.

i've never been with a tranny but being in this biz, the term has ruined it for me when it comes to discussing transmissions with my car/motorcycle buddies.

**Chosen** · 02-23-2011, 04:28 PM

**chaze** · 02-23-2011, 06:13 PM

I don't get how you can meet new girls on facebook. All it shows is there profile pic and the search is for names only right?

Not that I am going to, just don't understand.

**JenniDahling** · 02-23-2011, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by Phillipmcd1

**Spunky** · 02-23-2011, 06:28 PM

Pix or it didn't happen

**matrixfred** · 02-23-2011, 06:33 PM

Si · 02-23-2011, 06:50 PM

Never give a girlfriend a key

**matrixfred** · 02-23-2011, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by Si

Never give a girlfriend a key

I endorse this message!

**martinsc** · 02-23-2011, 07:19 PM

**MetaMan** · 02-23-2011, 08:06 PM

WTF is the point of having a chick over for "dinner" if you aren't going to get laid?

**cam_girls** · 02-23-2011, 10:13 PM

**carzygirls** · 02-23-2011, 11:17 PM

i met my gf on facebook... never use the thing either... weird

**cam_girls** · 02-23-2011, 11:37 PM

All my friends are on facebook

**Fob** · 02-24-2011, 12:58 AM

i gonna search for some chicks with the same name as my ex, then if their profile pic is sexy, ask them out on a date.

**bronco67** · 02-24-2011, 01:21 AM

So what you're trying to say is....you're cool.

**HardlinkSells** · 02-24-2011, 01:31 AM

I bet none of this actually happen

**seeandsee** · 02-24-2011, 02:50 AM

we all loled!

**plsureking** · 02-24-2011, 03:08 AM

Originally posted by Scott McD

Or just go out to a bar and meet chicks there and get laid.

If people need Facebook to get laid, makes me wonder what they did before Facebook...

friendster. duh.

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 02-24-2011, 03:10 AM

Originally posted by Phillipmcd1

Blows my mind how far people can take some memes...

"Cool starry bra" Sounds like Dog the Bounty hunter at work....

**SpartaVideo** · 02-24-2011, 08:41 AM

Facebook: the killer dating app of the early 21st century.

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