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04-03-2011, 06:58 AM | #1001 |
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If someone could come up with a brand new idea to produce and deliver porn and get it out before anyone else, In 50 years he would be the Hefner of the 21st Century. |
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04-03-2011, 01:14 PM | #1004 | |
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So if Fabian wants it posted he will post it. I can't. |
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04-03-2011, 01:39 PM | #1005 |
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Paul, the consummate professional!
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04-03-2011, 01:41 PM | #1006 |
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But Paul, in one of your posts you said that YOU typed up the script! Does this mean that from the outline Fabian sent you, you added your own take and typed it into a script?
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04-03-2011, 01:54 PM | #1007 |
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Oh yea... 25 pages with ease.
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04-03-2011, 02:02 PM | #1008 |
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Talk about an useless debate ...
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04-03-2011, 02:33 PM | #1009 |
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What is even being debated, at this point?
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04-04-2011, 02:10 AM | #1010 |
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Their script is fairly general. Mine just beefs it out a bit and makes it more interesting.
This is not how it should be done and leads to obvious mistakes being made. But it's how they want it. CaptainHowdy so do you have something to say or were you just giving the thread a bump? |
04-04-2011, 04:03 AM | #1011 |
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Please show us the script....
maybe we can all help it be better..... |
04-04-2011, 05:19 AM | #1012 |
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over 1000 posts. . . wow!
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04-04-2011, 07:44 AM | #1013 | |
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Maybe a list of ingredients and people can take them and show what they can do with them. New thread or keep this one jogging along? |
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04-04-2011, 07:57 AM | #1014 |
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Keep this one going Paul. It's got a legit shot at being one of the biggest in a while. And it's a freak one because it's actually business related.
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04-04-2011, 08:39 AM | #1015 |
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Wow, j'agree with Robbie!
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04-04-2011, 08:59 AM | #1016 |
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[QUOTE=Paul Markham;18030100] Not going to show what they can actually do with a camera, but what cinema script write can use a camera to the standards required?
[QUOTE] Translation please. |
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[QUOTE=Cherry7;18030286][QUOTE=Paul Markham;18030100] Not going to show what they can actually do with a camera, but what cinema script write can use a camera to the standards required?
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If it was done in the real world of porn it would be different. What I'm thinking is a way for everyone to chip in with ideas. There's another thread going on about retention and the theme is that retention is very important. One of the main reasons that sites who update don't retain a lot better is they shoot the same scene over and over again. Just change the girl. That negates the point of exclusive content and updates. |
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04-04-2011, 09:41 AM | #1018 |
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Can we see the script to see where we are now?
What we are starting with? Still can't believe anything is actually written down... |
04-04-2011, 11:21 AM | #1019 |
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Fuck the script.....SHOOT THE FUCKING SCENE!
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04-04-2011, 11:29 AM | #1020 |
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You should probably ask around before kicking a sleeping tiger.
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Then kick the script writing idea off, right here.
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04-04-2011, 03:25 PM | #1023 |
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You'll have to start with what the girl kinda looks like (big tits, small tits, big ass, tiny ass, blonde, brunette, tats, etc) and the general outline they gave ya (nothing specific)
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04-04-2011, 04:04 PM | #1024 |
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04-05-2011, 03:38 AM | #1025 |
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No the idea can be any niche you know. Won't be fair if it's teen female niche and the writers knows the gay niche.
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04-05-2011, 05:55 AM | #1026 |
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Whens the shooting expected to start ?
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04-05-2011, 07:10 AM | #1027 |
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Why do you know anyone who can do it for porn?
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04-06-2011, 05:33 AM | #1028 |
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Of course. Many.
But, and I may be being really stupid here, isn't the whole idea of this fictitious shoot you're going to come up with an excuse not to do that *you* are showing the world how to make good porn? Surely crowd-sourcing your script takes a little away from the "expertise" Fabien is paying you 3k to demonstrate? You're already having to dry hire the kit, now the script, what next? The director? Not that it matters, cos we all know you're going to bottle it, but academically speaking... |
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You sold damianjennings.com already. Trying to raise funds to pay the rent? Fabian is providing the script as it is. I've already beefed it up a lot more. The idea of people showing how imaginative they are and what they would like to see inside a members area. Hasn't got much response. Should of asked what webmaster tools they want. Anyway thanks for the bump. |
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1) Everyone knows this isn't going to happen, so they don't want to waste their time 2) They think they should be paid for doing your work 3) They don't want to be associated with you or with Fabien HTH Your pal Damian PS May as well remove the link from your sig, in two weeks you send me 9 clicks. If you want some help making your sig more clickable, let me know. I've had more in the last hour than you've had in 2 weeks. xxx PPS How is Eva's new job going? |
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04-06-2011, 03:08 PM | #1031 |
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Please do
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04-06-2011, 03:23 PM | #1032 |
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Still like to see the script, and your improvements.....
If it is inspiring I can add my |
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I'm in the middle of writing an E Book on "How to Shoot Porn."
It's just my view as all successful pornographers take the basics and adapt to themselves. Like designers, artist and writers. There's many ways to do it. Yet we all need to start out with the basics. To shoot amateur you have to decide for your shoot, who's the amateur, the model or the shooter or both? Then attack it from that position. How you do it will be in the E Book. The idea of the script was to make people think abut what they would like to shoot, like to see in a site or like to promote. I can understand why shooters and site owners won't contribute as it's something they could use in the future. For affiliates I see it as an opportunity to show sponsors what they would like to see in sites. The future lies in what's inside paysites, for those still in the paysite business, not what's outside. We've gone a long way with what's outside and now in a situation where free isn't only free, it's also better than paid. The only thing paid can offer is higher definition and not even that now, if it's pirated. Also a lot of scenes are exactly the same, they change the model and the sofa. Then call it exclusive. We need ideas like Bang Bus was 10 years ago, Party Hardcore is still as is Big Sister. Great ideas that IMO could be a real money maker for a few. Or we keep throwing out the same thing we were throwing out in 1998, just in HD, and sink. |
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the oldtimers are still doing okay
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There are none.
Next week I will be looking for the right model, location and planning the shoot. Fabian understood that as a person who has been out of the game for 2.5 years it was something we couldn't do right over night. 3 years ago it would of taken me a day to organise and depending on the model's availability little time to shoot and deliver. Today it takes longer and my friend who was going to help me has gone quiet. No worries, we will do it on our own and give you time to get here. For those screaming for me to post the script. Understand a confidentiality agreement. I signed a contract and I stick to it. |
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Will Fabian post the script please ?
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04-11-2011, 04:15 PM | #1046 |
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WoW!! Long thread. It really brought out the clowns, Trolls and wannabe shooters.
Good luck with your shoot Paul.
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Happy 4:20, JustDave!
You never replied to my questions: Quote: Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx "Its easy to type up a big game from your laptop at home." I have a desktop. What's the difference? Quote: Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx "You my friend has what I like to call an "Alligator mouth, with a Parakeet Ass"" HUH? "Alligator mouth, with a Parakeet Ass"??? - cite specific examples! Quote: Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx "Porn Valley is a very small place dude." OK. I have been here longer than you. So what? Ok maybe I haven't. Again what's the difference if it's small? Quote: Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx "We will see each other soon enough." OK. Will we fight physically or mentally? Hopefully not physically, I don't like it. Last edited by ReggieDurango; 04-11-2011 at 04:23 PM.. Reason: Wanted to add formating and fight clarification |
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And that's just Fabian...
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justdave it is weird how u just ignore my questions
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