moeloubani |
02-21-2011 10:03 PM |
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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ
(Post 17932120)
yes, That's why you're on an American porn forum, trying to earn American dollars, in a primarily American porn market. How many times do I have to get you with that? :winkwink:
Anyway, if the US hired a guy like me I could resolve the Taliban problem in in Afghanistan and Pakistan in a matter of months. My method is simple and cost effective and insured to work.
I would have them drop me and my crew in an area that has a lot of Taliban action and get to work. I would first round up and meet with the town elders and give them the straight scoop. I would tell them I'm not here to win hearts and minds and build roads and shit because you people are savages and I find it amusing you still ride on donkeys.
Then I would have my truck roll up with the Russians in the back and bring one of the elders to meet them. You see the Russians are starving wild boars and then I would simply push one of the elders in and tape him getting eaten alive. Then I'd tell the rest you have 2 choices. Tell me who and where the Taliban/Osama is or meet your 40 virgins smelling like pork kielbasa. Then blast your recording of being eaten alive 5x a day when it's their prayer time.
...or I'd make an example out of them by burning a cross on their forehead wrapping them in pigskin and then impale them in-front of my base. Hell, it worked for Vald for 500 years so why not give it a go? Meaning, if you practice these principles it would not take long before they lead you straight to Osama.
...so if we are going to be fat lazy Americans that no one likes... let's just stop beating around the bush?
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And I'll happily continue to take advantage of the fact that Americans would rather pay for porn than their mortgage because when it comes down to it I'm in business for money.
If you went to some Afghani village before you had a chance to say a word one of those village elders would have smacked you like a little bitch and had you at his feet sucking your thumb. Who do you think those guys are that you can just roll up like that and do that? These are the guys that beat the Soviets and right now are beating you guys in Afghanistan. What they are trying to do now is what you said exactly killing people and trying to intimidate but these aren't people that will be intimidated by a bunch of little kids that are too dumb to even know why they are there.
Don't you just wish that you Americans were somehow tougher than the Afghanis.
The best you can do is what Americans do best, be a coward and stand miles away while you order bombs to be dropped on people that have no way to defend themselves. Bravo, coward.
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