3am intruder - What do you reach for?

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  • ottopottomouse
    She is ugly, bad luck.
    • Jan 2010
    • 13177

    #1

    3am intruder - What do you reach for?

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38945

    #2
    I reach for my computer to post a 'What shall I do?' post on gfy...


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    • Rochard
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      • Dec 2001
      • 75733

      #3
      People seem to think that they will just wake up at 3am and be fully alert and ready to deal with anything and that's just bullshit. That only happens in the movies.
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      • pinkeyedjim
        Registered User
        • Jun 2006
        • 75

        #4
        I have a collapsible baton on the shelf next to my bed. I hope to God that should an intruder surprise me that I grab the baton and not my pocket pussy.
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        • Antonio
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2001
          • 14136

          #5
          I sleep with a gun very close

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          • jimmy-3-way
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2001
            • 3861

            #6
            Originally posted by ottopottomouse
            3am intruder - What do you reach for?
            I grab the Heckler and an old Rambo knife so I can plant it and tell the cops I had no choice.
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            • CaptainHowdy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 94733

              #7
              Lube ...

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              • NaughtyRob
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                • Nov 2004
                • 29602

                #8
                Baseball bat to bust the knee caps.
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                • RycEric
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 1313

                  #9
                  Well.. since nobody can get past my door... including the infamous "key to the city" SWAT uses.. I just laugh.

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                  • RycEric
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 1313

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pinkeyedjim
                    I have a collapsible baton on the shelf next to my bed. I hope to God that should an intruder surprise me that I grab the baton and not my pocket pussy.
                    I have one of those Asps. You know what's funny.. you can have a CCW license, here in Texas, for a firearm but it's a felony to have one of those in your possession as well. FTW?

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                    • beerptrol
                      Confirmed Asshole
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 12722

                      #11
                      I send the gf downstairs to investigate. Her life insurance is up to date
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                      • Tom_PM
                        Porn Meister
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 16443

                        #12
                        3am intruder - What do you reach for?

                        Her boobs.
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                        • PornGreen
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 554

                          #13
                          i roll over and wake up your mum and ask her to call police

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                          • Vendzilla
                            Biker Gnome
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 23200

                            #14
                            Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                            think about that

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                            • eroticsexxx
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 3133

                              #15
                              That's why I have 6 dogs and a perimeter alarm system.

                              This ensures that if for some reason an intruder makes it past all of that, I have every right to use deadly force.

                              Then a short boat trip with a chain saw to the nearest reef and the sharks will take care of the rest...

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                              • Ross
                                Ik ben een aap
                                • Sep 2002
                                • 18874

                                #16
                                Only thing I have close to my bed is a metal elephant or a lamp. Guess I'm fucked.

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                                • pornguy
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 62912

                                  #17
                                  I have a trained dog as well as home alarm and a few weapons.
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                                  • u-Bob
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                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 33063

                                    #18


                                    I'm usually still up round 3am

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                                    • O MARINA
                                      I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 13796

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by beerptrol
                                      I send the gf downstairs to investigate. Her life insurance is up to date


                                      I lol'ed

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                                      • Vendzilla
                                        Biker Gnome
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 23200

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pornguy
                                        I have a trained dog as well as home alarm and a few weapons.
                                        Problem with home alarms, most alarm companies don't alarm the windows. I have all windows alarmed , including a broken glass sensor. I put a bunch of other cool features in it, but won't state them here, LMAO
                                        Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                        think about that

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                                        • Elli
                                          Reach for those stars!
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 17991

                                          #21
                                          We keep a golf club by the door for that purpose. It's more innocuous looking than a crowbar, which would be my first weapon of choice, barring firearms.
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                                          • Get2PayJared
                                            Registered User
                                            • Sep 2010
                                            • 57

                                            #22
                                            my bat under my bed...
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                                            • Ayla_SquareTurtle
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2005
                                              • 3550

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Rochard
                                              People seem to think that they will just wake up at 3am and be fully alert and ready to deal with anything and that's just bullshit. That only happens in the movies.
                                              Only in the movies and my dad's house. True story.
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                                              • tony286
                                                lurker
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 57021

                                                #24
                                                50 lb pitmix thats den agressive. She scared someone who tried to break in once already. My neighbor saw it all and called the cops. He said moo tried to go thru the window and the would be robber shit in his pants.

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                                                • Houdini
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 1651

                                                  #25
                                                  My iphone and ask if they wants to play Angry Birds while I bolt out.

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                                                  • tony286
                                                    lurker
                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                    • 57021

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Rochard
                                                    People seem to think that they will just wake up at 3am and be fully alert and ready to deal with anything and that's just bullshit. That only happens in the movies.
                                                    What do u know? You are only a trained marine, who has actually been in combat. Its like a bruce willis movie.lol

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                                                    • MrGusMuller
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                                                      • Oct 2010
                                                      • 1262

                                                      #27
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                                                      • MetaMan
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                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                        • 28682

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by ottopottomouse


                                                        amazing i love how the one chick keeps it stone cold face.

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                                                        • Roald
                                                          SecretFriends.com
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 27910

                                                          #29
                                                          I would grab the camera and tell my girl to go look! We sleep naked yes.


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                                                          • CDSmith
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • May 2001
                                                            • 51460

                                                            #30
                                                            "I'd rather stand back and be whacking them off from a distance"


                                                            haha

                                                            Me I just swing my long stabby thing at them and kock them flying. My long stabby thing is legendary.

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                                                            • MetaMan
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                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                              • 28682

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                              "I'd rather stand back and be whacking them off from a distance"


                                                              haha

                                                              Me I just swing my long stabby thing at them and kock them flying. My long stabby thing is legendary.

                                                              Almost as legendary as Metaman's.
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                                                              • webair
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                                                                • Feb 2002
                                                                • 8531

                                                                #32
                                                                My shottie that i keep behind my bed post for just such instances


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                                                                • Vendzilla
                                                                  Biker Gnome
                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 23200

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by tony286
                                                                  What do u know? You are only a trained marine, who has actually been in combat. Its like a bruce willis movie.lol
                                                                  LOL, Bruce Willis had to have his hands and feet duct taped to the top of the elevator in the first Die Hard.
                                                                  Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                  think about that

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