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CurrentlySober · 02-18-2011, 10:13 AM

I reach for my computer to post a 'What shall I do?' post on gfy...

Rochard · 02-18-2011, 10:25 AM

People seem to think that they will just wake up at 3am and be fully alert and ready to deal with anything and that's just bullshit. That only happens in the movies.

pinkeyedjim · 02-18-2011, 10:39 AM

I have a collapsible baton on the shelf next to my bed. I hope to God that should an intruder surprise me that I grab the baton and not my pocket pussy.

Antonio · 02-18-2011, 10:43 AM

I sleep with a gun very close

jimmy-3-way · 02-18-2011, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

3am intruder - What do you reach for?

I grab the Heckler and an old Rambo knife so I can plant it and tell the cops I had no choice.

CaptainHowdy · 02-18-2011, 10:48 AM

Lube ...

NaughtyRob · 02-18-2011, 10:49 AM

Baseball bat to bust the knee caps.

RycEric · 02-18-2011, 10:49 AM

Well.. since nobody can get past my door... including the infamous "key to the city" SWAT uses.. I just laugh.

RycEric · 02-18-2011, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by pinkeyedjim

I have a collapsible baton on the shelf next to my bed. I hope to God that should an intruder surprise me that I grab the baton and not my pocket pussy.

I have one of those Asps. You know what's funny.. you can have a CCW license, here in Texas, for a firearm but it's a felony to have one of those in your possession as well. FTW?

beerptrol · 02-18-2011, 10:52 AM

I send the gf downstairs to investigate. Her life insurance is up to date

Tom_PM · 02-18-2011, 10:52 AM

3am intruder - What do you reach for?

Her boobs.

PornGreen · 02-18-2011, 10:53 AM

i roll over and wake up your mum and ask her to call police

Vendzilla · 02-18-2011, 10:55 AM

eroticsexxx · 02-18-2011, 11:01 AM

That's why I have 6 dogs and a perimeter alarm system.

This ensures that if for some reason an intruder makes it past all of that, I have every right to use deadly force.

Then a short boat trip with a chain saw to the nearest reef and the sharks will take care of the rest...

Ross · 02-18-2011, 11:05 AM

Only thing I have close to my bed is a metal elephant or a lamp. Guess I'm fucked.

pornguy · 02-18-2011, 11:05 AM

I have a trained dog as well as home alarm and a few weapons.

u-Bob · 02-18-2011, 11:12 AM

I'm usually still up round 3am

O MARINA · 02-18-2011, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

I send the gf downstairs to investigate. Her life insurance is up to date

I lol'ed

Vendzilla · 02-18-2011, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I have a trained dog as well as home alarm and a few weapons.

Problem with home alarms, most alarm companies don't alarm the windows. I have all windows alarmed , including a broken glass sensor. I put a bunch of other cool features in it, but won't state them here, LMAO

Elli · 02-18-2011, 11:28 AM

We keep a golf club by the door for that purpose. It's more innocuous looking than a crowbar, which would be my first weapon of choice, barring firearms.

Get2PayJared · 02-18-2011, 11:30 AM

my bat under my bed...

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 02-18-2011, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

People seem to think that they will just wake up at 3am and be fully alert and ready to deal with anything and that's just bullshit. That only happens in the movies.

Only in the movies and my dad's house. True story.

tony286 · 02-18-2011, 12:41 PM

50 lb pitmix thats den agressive. She scared someone who tried to break in once already. My neighbor saw it all and called the cops. He said moo tried to go thru the window and the would be robber shit in his pants.

Houdini · 02-18-2011, 12:42 PM

My iphone and ask if they wants to play Angry Birds while I bolt out.

tony286 · 02-18-2011, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

People seem to think that they will just wake up at 3am and be fully alert and ready to deal with anything and that's just bullshit. That only happens in the movies.

What do u know? You are only a trained marine, who has actually been in combat. Its like a bruce willis movie.lol

MrGusMuller · 02-18-2011, 12:49 PM

both jornalists girls are fuckable.

MetaMan · 02-18-2011, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

amazing i love how the one chick keeps it stone cold face.

Roald · 02-18-2011, 01:01 PM

I would grab the camera and tell my girl to go look! We sleep naked yes.

CDSmith · 02-18-2011, 01:11 PM

"I'd rather stand back and be whacking them off from a distance"

haha

Me I just swing my long stabby thing at them and kock them flying. My long stabby thing is legendary.

Almost as legendary as Metaman's.

MetaMan · 02-18-2011, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

"I'd rather stand back and be whacking them off from a distance"

haha

Me I just swing my long stabby thing at them and kock them flying. My long stabby thing is legendary.

Almost as legendary as Metaman's.

I have been working to much. I miss putting my dank in dime pieces every weekend.

the plan was to work hard and go back to being me in the summer. i sacrificed a lot this year so we will see if my hard work pays off.

webair · 02-18-2011, 01:15 PM

My shottie that i keep behind my bed post for just such instances

Vendzilla · 02-18-2011, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by tony286

What do u know? You are only a trained marine, who has actually been in combat. Its like a bruce willis movie.lol

LOL, Bruce Willis had to have his hands and feet duct taped to the top of the elevator in the first Die Hard.

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