DWARVES may hold the cure to CANCER

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    • Nov 2003
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    DWARVES may hold the cure to CANCER

    Whatever shortcomings people ascribe to dwarves, a recent study on Ecuadorian little people might finally convince some bigoted members of the larger society to stop selling them short.

    Source: http://tvnz.co.nz/health-news/dwarfs...r-cure-4034349

    For 22 years around 100 members of the Laron dwarfs community have been closely monitored by researchers from the University of Southern California, ABC reports.

    They have discovered almost no cases of cancer or diabetes amongst the group, who all live in a remote village on the slopes of the Andes Mountains in the Loja province of southern Ecuador.

    The Larons all suffer from mutated genes that lower their growth hormone activity, stunting their growth.
  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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    • Jul 2006
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    #2
    Probably has more to do with their disconnection from real world consumer products, and their living off a natural human diet. I'd have to assume that a "remote" village in Ecuador isn't full of cigarette smokers, teflon frying pans, vehicle exhaust, yadda yadda yadda. Whatever other thousands of things are bringing our own impending doom....

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    • Antonio
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      • Oct 2001
      • 14136

      #3
      that's becaue nobody would sell them cigarettes

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      • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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        • Jul 2006
        • 20368

        #4
        Originally posted by Antonio
        that's becaue nobody would sell them cigarettes
        Untapped market just waiting for exploitation...

        Actually they probably grow their own. They got smokers, I just know it...

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        • Emil
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          • Feb 2007
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          #5
          We should grind them down and eat them like meatballs.
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          • L-Pink
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            • Mar 2005
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            #6
            I'll take my chances at 6'2"


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              #7
              This story might have GIANT ramifications.

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              • grumpy
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                #8
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                • seeandsee
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                  Probably has more to do with their disconnection from real world consumer products, and their living off a natural human diet. I'd have to assume that a "remote" village in Ecuador isn't full of cigarette smokers, teflon frying pans, vehicle exhaust, yadda yadda yadda. Whatever other thousands of things are bringing our own impending doom....
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                  • u-Bob
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                    #10



                    (it had to be done )

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                    • Ron Bennett
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                      • Oct 2003
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                      #11
                      A feel-good story ... they don't hold the cure to cancer.

                      Put them in a place with lots of quickie marts, fast food places, traffic, liquor stores, high-speed internet, etc and see how they do ... if, as a whole, after a few decades, they still didn't get cancer, heart disease, etc, that would be something to get excited about.

                      To reiterate the point others have made, it's presumably their undeveloped environment along with "natural" living are the reasons for their good health.

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                      • DWB
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                        • Jul 2003
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                        #12
                        who all live in a remote village on the slopes of the Andes Mountains in the Loja province of southern Ecuador"
                        There is the reason.

                        Expose them to pollution, fast food, aspertame, cigarettes, endless medications, and lord knows what else we're taking in every day, and they'll get just as sick as the rest of us.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by u-Bob



                          (it had to be done )
                          It's off to beat cancer they go

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                          • CaptainHowdy
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                            • Dec 2004
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                            #14
                            They never tried Splenda ...

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                            • BFT3K
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Emil
                              We should grind them down and eat them like meatballs.

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                              • ShellyCrash
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                                • Jun 2004
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                                #16
                                Who would have guessed the Dwarves would go on to cure cancer..


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                                • Barry-xlovecam
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Emil
                                  We should grind them down and eat them like meatballs.
                                  ROFLMAO

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                                  • GatorB
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                                    • Oct 2001
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Ron Bennett
                                    A feel-good story ... they don't hold the cure to cancer.

                                    Put them in a place with lots of quickie marts, fast food places, traffic, liquor stores, high-speed internet, etc and see how they do ... if, as a whole, after a few decades, they still didn't get cancer, heart disease, etc, that would be something to get excited about.

                                    To reiterate the point others have made, it's presumably their undeveloped environment along with "natural" living are the reasons for their good health.

                                    Ron
                                    well then how come the regular sized people in the region get cancer?

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                                    • Stef.
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                                      • borked
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by GatorB
                                        well then how come the regular sized people in the region get cancer?
                                        Nothing in the article suggests that is the case...

                                        And to add, studying 100 isolated people for 22 years is worthy statistical data? Note the articel says
                                        They have discovered almost no cases of cancer or diabetes amongst the group
                                        what does that mean? I'd say 2 would be 'almost no cases', but still, it's a 1:50 chance.

                                        Using the same analysis, what would 100 random, non-smoking people in Iceland show up after studying them for 22 years?

                                        I'd hazard a guess that it's "almost no cases of cancer or diabetes"

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                                        • donkevlar
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by $5 submissions
                                          Whatever shortcomings people ascribe to dwarves, a recent study on Ecuadorian little people might finally convince some bigoted members of the larger society to stop selling them short.

                                          Source: http://tvnz.co.nz/health-news/dwarfs...r-cure-4034349
                                          And start selling them... for.. MILLIONS! MUHAHAHA.
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by donkevlar
                                            And start selling them... for.. MILLIONS! MUHAHAHA.
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